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Independent-Side-669

Tom Nook wants you to give him his fucking money


SaintPariah7

Yes. Yes he does.


ZoroeArc

Why would you cut off the best part? “That’s what an elf would mug you with. A hobbit would mug you with a brick in a sock.” “What self-respecting hobbit owns socks?”


weird_elf

Exactly! A hobbit would knock you out with a stone thrown from a safe distance, then steal all your snacks.


The_screaming_egg

A hobbit would mug you with a brick and a turkey leg


ParaspriteHugger

and dare you not have any food on you the hobbit could rob you of and has to walk home without provisions for the road.


lordoftowels

No, an Elf would mug you with Sting or a similar dagger(since Sting was, to the Elves, a dagger. It was only really useful as a sword to the small races, specifically Hobbits, since Dwarves don't use Elven weapons often)


BooksNapsSnacks

It looks like a skinning knife.


InsertAUnqueName

Where could I buy one of these? Or maybe many so I could make a knife tree?


Kuritos

Aparece como una hoja normal.


sgt_cookie

Probably because it technically counts as a concealed/hidden/not-obviously-a-knife or what have you.


twistedcain614

I think the question is more who looked at that and saw a knife to confiscate it in the first place, but that is definitely why it was confiscated.


Sobbing_Scribbles

*insert animal crossing joke here*


Excalib1rd

It took me way too long to realise that wasn’t an acronym


ShinyNinja25

Someone’s about to use Leaf Blade