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Steakken

What kinda wii accessory do you use for that


ConnorBigMuscles

Wii Cock


Triggered9yearold

Wii Fuck your Mom


BlondieFurry

Wii Fit in Ass


throwaway387242

Wii fuck eachother


wyattlikesturtles

Vibrator (with wii motion plus)


mypronounsare_none

Whoaaaa!! Must be the best console ever! So many legendary games!


hairy_bipples

Might have something to do with practically every 360 game being ported to the switch


retnuh730

All for the bargain price of $59.99 a game!


ranger_fixing_dude

Well yeah have you heard about inflation? Also, every game is perfect on Switch, so $60 per game is actually a really good deal...


little_jade_dragon

PC is the best, can't wait for the Super New PC 2 XL.


_Maelstrom

took me until now to realise what sub i was in


BurnerAhoy

I love when that happens. And also the inevitable once per week "Wait, this isn't r/tomorrow?"


redditdude68

uj/ I like it’s games more than 360s. All that had was Halo 3 Reach Bioshock and Mass Effect.


Triggered9yearold

Ninja Gaiden 2 Fable 2 Halo 3 Halo ODST Halo Reach Crackdown Crackdown 2 Halo 4 Gears Bioshock Mass Effect etc ​ also most the og xbox games


Bleach-Salesman

Also Fable 3


Triggered9yearold

and some other games, Banjo comes to mind ​ ooh yea best not think about that


hairy_bipples

Can’t believe you didn’t mention my boys Crackdown 1 & 2


Triggered9yearold

HOO FUCK BRO I REMEMBER THAT FOR THE HALO 3 BETA SHIT HOW COULD I FORGET THEM


hairy_bipples

And Left 4 Dead 1 & 2, thanks to Valve and their hatred of the PS3 architecture


DarkSentencer

Skate 1 2 and 3, Oblivion, Fallout 3, New Vegas, Far Cry 2 and 3, Gta 4 and 5, Left 4 dead, Batman Arkham series... the 360 was STACKED. The switch gets a handful of games of the same nintendo flavor each year, a plethora of indies, and a select few ports. It's weak af compared to the 360 lol. Nothing wrong with enjoying what the switch offers but it is pretty underwhelming to anyone who isn't into indies or every single nintendo franchise. /rj But not one single shitbox 360 game can rival the "charming" and "just plain fun" of Nintendo games. I am NOT saying that because I am unable to form a better argument, I am saying that because its TRUE.


redditdude68

And like I said I like the Switches exclusives more than those games. ODST was 3 hours. Halo 4 don’t get me started lol


Triggered9yearold

K? I love Nintendo too, but to me the games i just listed are very important to me, and Microsoft focuses more on online rather than singleplayer


redditdude68

Duly noted. I’m not saying you can’t like those games. I like the 360 too, I’m a massive Halo fan. I’m saying I like Nintendo’s Switch exclusives more than what the 360 had but this sub is filled with Nintendo haters so I’m downvoted. And the Switch is halfway through it’s time, 360 is done and dusted. Every console has one or two of their best exclusives come out in the final years.


redditdude68

K?


hairy_bipples

ODST’s single player was more like 8 hours long and it featured firefight mode which gave it a lot more content. It also wasn’t a $60 release unlike whatever Nintendo shits out, it also included Halo 3’s Multiplayer for the price of $40. Halo 4 was good halo game and a great game in its own right and it had a lot of content with its campaign, MP, Spartan Ops, and Forge Customs


redditdude68

I feel like you were young when ODST came out. That game was $60 USD. Halo 4 is also extremely mediocre especially compared to the great trilogy before it. If some tries to say to me that Halo 4 is better than any Nintendo exclusive even Paper Mario Colour Splash I’ll laugh.


hairy_bipples

Sounds like you were the child and haven’t touched it since elementary school. You could have preordered ODST for $40 from Microsoft, it’s just that some retailers decided to charge full price for it. Sounds like you’re just exaggerating how bad Halo 4 was


redditdude68

You sound like a massive man child. I now know why you’re on this sub. So everyone that bought the game preordered it? Good to know! Unfortunately ten years ago in Australia preordering was shithouse and the game was $80 AUD. Halo 4 was the decline of the series after it passed on to 343i. Sorry to tell you cause I know you grew up with 4 as a kid but it was average.


hairy_bipples

You’re on the sub too looking to argue so how am I the man child? You’re the one who began whining about ODST and Halo 4. Reach was the fall of the series because it added armor lock, bloom, and completely disregarded the source material. You probably don’t recall that because you were a kid that was too young to remember the backlash back then. Maybe come up with an actual argument instead of calling anyone you disagree with a child, you hypocrite.


redditdude68

Just letting you know you called me a child first. Reaches campaign was great. It’s multiplayer was great, only try hards that wrote on 2010 forums complained about it. First thing you did was act like a flog and hilariously say Xbox exclusives shat on Nintendo’s. But apparently you are the victim. Now nick off.


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throwaway387242

u/amongusdongbot


throwaway387242

u/amoguscockbot


throwaway387242

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throwaway387242

u/snoocockbot


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TheCorruptedBit

r/nextfuckinglevel!


Datguyboh

r/wholesome


throwaway387242

r/MadeMeSmile


frostyne84

Unfunny cringe


Avangeloony

Did we finally get the pornhub app?


Rape_monkes

no, we got youtube kids


DanteMiw

/uj really, I feel bad about nintendo fans actually. They existence is so vague and empty that they must rely on this kind of things every time to fulfill the void within them. Nintendo doesn't fucking care about its fans, and still its fans always try to find something step on, something that they can say "hey we have this", "hey we outsell someone". Nintendo fans are pretty much orphans in gaming industry.


ExoticToaster

uj/ I thought everyone here was a Nintendo fan who was just laughing at themselves…


raabyraab

I think it’s more so people that enjoy Nintendo games or have in the past but hate what is a pretty awful company with an incredibly sad fanbase.


ExoticToaster

I am incredibly sad, so this checks out.


Pixelguin

That's just console fanboyism in general, unfortunately. * Nintendo fans cheer when their holy system makes record numbers coasting off of games from 3-4 years ago. * PlayStation fans rage when PC and last-gen players get to enjoy their holy exclusives too. * Xbox fans cheer when their holy megacorp buys out another megacorp.


eatyourcabbage

Go on any specific sub and it’s the exact same way. Even the god damn r/hotdogs sub is nothing but a circle jerk about all beef dogs. Don’t even consider glancing at r/coffee unless you own an aeropress. Or r/pizza unless you have a dedicated fridge for your 72hr cold fermented dough and your hand laid brick pizza oven that you built in your backyard.


Safyire

Gotta say that was not what I was expecting when I clicked your link to r/hotdog


Aturchomicz

And Thats why I love r/vegancirclejerk 😳


DanteMiw

Yeah but nintendo is doing it way too much right now. Like, everyday you see a different post of switch sales. Everyday you see a new shovelware announcement for switch and still they cheer on it like its Celeste. Bragging about exclusives or being happy about the Microsoft expanding business actually makes sense, because in some ways, they are saying something that could backfire to then. But everyday telling you're better than anyone doesn't really give you anything, doesn't do anything to you and its actually bad. When a company is put on a high spot, they tend to more and more do trash marketing moves, like nintendo is doing in the past years.


juan_omango

Microsoft and exclusives?? I don’t think those two words can belong in the same sentence


thebbman

I just want gam- gem!


wanderingsoul825

ok but consider this: mario.


DanteMiw

Considerado THIS: celeste.


GameRabbit

I'd say they're more akin the abused redheaded step-child.


QG24

Don’t get me wrong I feel bad for the hardcore Nintendo fans too, but I don’t follow your logic at all Also when it comes to Nintendo caring about its fans it depends which series you’re talking about. Smash’s creator for example I’m certain cares about its fans, even if the fans don’t always feel the same way


Triggered9yearold

I mean it's better than other companies, because for example, Ubisoft doesn't make Rayman, Koei-Tecmo hasn't made a Ninja Gaiden in years, or Activision abandoning all their Atari IPs


DanteMiw

These companies you mentioned doesn't make consoles. I was never forced to buy a console to play a ubisoft game.


Triggered9yearold

Oh yea yea sorry for the misunderstanding


jono12132

I feel like fandoms are either extremely positive and can't take criticism like Nintendo fans or hate the thing they're fans of like Pokemon fans for example. I also think many Nintendo fans are a bit insecure about the Switch not being considered a "real" console unlike PS or Xbox and that Nintendo is (somewhat correctly imo) perceived to only make children's games. That's why there's a post about beating the 360, even though it was two gens ago now. It gives people validation that those people are wrong and that Nintendo is actually cool. I think due to this rabid fan base Nintendo gets away with things other companies wouldn't. Stuff like a huge part of the library being Wii U ports. Stuff like 3D Allstars in comparison to the Crash, Spyro or Halo collections. Or Joycon drift. The Switch may be hugely popular, but I think it will be viewed like the Wii in the future. A gimmicky thing everyone owned but in hindsight was a bit meh.


DanteMiw

Exacly what i think about switch. Also, I still think WiiU was a better console with a better library of games/apps than switch, besides not being portable.


Shinonomenanorulez

*is. MF is still more expensive than a switch lite around here


Skyoket

nintendo games are more towards kids


jlu97

That's a lot of ectoplasm. He sure was having fun playing Luigi's Mansion 3


BurnerAhoy

Why would this be NSFW anywa-- Oh, I see. I've got no one but myself for that.