T O P

this sub's social hierarchy basically

this sub's social hierarchy basically

Poopkillio

Oh so I’m a girl now


Purple-Gay

Based >!I'm baby!<


Funnytrollbot

Wa waaaaa W̵̨̢̡̰͙̰̬̘̥͎̝̣͖͎̬͍̪̖̻̱͚͈͎͕̘͙̱̮̗̳̬̼͍̙̰͎̲͕̞͓͉̥͎͚͚̜͕̥̖̼̳̦̓̓͊́̐͗́́͆̍͛̈̽̓̋͋̍͆̈́͂̆͑̅͑̄͆͊̆̓̀͒̇̋́̎̃̏̑̿́̉̋̂͛̈͑̆͗́͛̄̑̇͋͋̀̒̍̽̐̐͊̎̚͘͘͘̚̚͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅA̴̧̨̡̹̺̜̳̣̮͎̹͖̦̝͕̝͔̪͕͇̺͇̗̯̤̮̯̮̗̠͉̞͚̯͙͊̽̇̒̍̂͊͛̋͜͠ͅÂ̶̧̛̳̯̳͈̥̦͉̫̺̱̱͉̭̪̥̙̪͎͍̱̘̹̫͕̏͒̿́̔̔͑̈́̓͗͆̐̐̍̓̌̑͑̀͌͌̄͒͒̌͊̈̌̐̀̾̐̆́̇͌̈́̍̿̊͒͂̎̾͘͘̚̕̚̚͝͝͠͠ͅͅA̸̡̧̛̛͈̦͍̩̗̞̦̲̠͕̲̖͎͓͚̭͕͚̠̞̖̲̞͓̎̅͑̄͛̀͒͂̾͒̏͒̾̒̃͑͒̕͘͘͜͜͝A̷̡̢̧̡̡̛̛̛̛̗̣̭̗̝̻̦̖̙̟̲͉͈̠͖͍̹̬̤̖̬͕̻̮͚̼͎̠̙̣͔͉̺͈̞̗̫̰̜͔͈̞̩͖̤̼̦͉̼͗̈̑̏̀̾̄̀͌̉͌̉́̋̆̂͒͊͒́̅̇̏̇̚̕͜͠͝͝͝Ą̸̧̧̧̧̨̧̛̛̛̞͎͓͍̖̪̞̞̬̣͍̠̝̯̮̗̤̙͕͈̳̋̃̇̅͑̇̈́̄̅̿̌̊̽̆͛̍͂̏̔̿̏̓̑̐̀́̐͒̓̂͑́̑͒̆̋̀̔͂͌̐̿̿́̆̊͐͛̑̓̓̌͌̑̒̊̀̾̊̉̐́̄̅͗̚̕̚͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅA̵̛̛͍̹̰̯̮̹͍̠͎̘̯̽̆́̉̊̏̽͌̈͋̎̑̅̈́̏͊̎̈́̀̿̇͒͛̐̿̑̐̀̽̂͋̽̌͂͒̽͊̏̚͘̚͘̚̚͘̕͜͝͠͝͝͠ͅÀ̷̧̢̺̱̖̬̣͇̩̣͎͖͇͚̞͙̹̭̘̘̟̳̫̳͓͈̲͕̥̳̙̻̘͚̭̟͈̤͔͕͕̇̆͗̈̋͊̑͂̉͒̾͛̇̏̒̓͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜Ḁ̵̡̡̛̺̹̳̣͈̼̮̯̰̙̫̬̹̪̭͓̥̳̫̻͕̠͍̰̏́̎̉̒̿̿̿̎̆͛͊̽́̃̔͋͆̔̍̄̇̽͝ͅ


Anti_Hero_Max

r/me_irl


Fluffy_Cat_5174

I know right


OishikGYT2

i'm smal bebe goo goo ga ga oo o oaa aA AAAA AO OO AAA


RYPIIE2006

Shut up and drink your milk


[deleted]

hand over the milk now


BotNoa

I must get the milkers first, then


DrSans69

Ī mùst âqüîrē my mîlk mõthér


DarkJamLord

Î šhåĺl rělïnquı§h ţhë mīlķ


Xxjuancena80xX

I forgor 👶 (baby version)


mojodobo

I rember (granda pa version)


OishikGYT2

yes master. i must acquire the m i l k


Jakkie03

Oh dear, oh dear! You want a cookie sweety? I could also warm your milk if you want :D


Daaaaaaaavidmit8a

Don't you talk to the baby like that, Dear.


Funnytrollbot

Gramma shut up we're drinking milk


YeetusFetus99

Why u talking to yo granny like that. I may be old but I can still beat a toddler


LaughingButter13

eooeoooaooaoaeaoeo


RYPIIE2006

Who brought the fucking alien child into this


Fluffy_Cat_5174

👽👶


R1card0-Z

r/usernamechecksout


Bloodrush19405

Is it fine if I snort my milk?


Moldowo

sigh... *unzips pants*


Purple-Gay

Fetuses don't talk


rafin_

Goo goo ga ga, fellow infant


Kroke-a-dile

dababy less go


the_jackalantern

Smol


WoodenMango07

Are you dababy?


Beneficial-Abroad820

i’m baby also but old side of baby


Purple-Gay

Flair up then


yaboiscarn

Same


[deleted]

is your avatar hisoka?


Duckflies

Me too I see this as an absolute win!


[deleted]

r/egg_irl


Nanogines99

[First things first](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WearyFearlessAsianconstablebutterfly-size_restricted.gif)


exonight77

what about me? i’m ancient. my 20th b day was half an hour ago


lgh0614

ur dead (•_•)


ASignificantSpek

rest in peace


lgh0614

he will be missed😔


Orimood

Don't lie to him like that


lgh0614

LMFAO


Markdaguy

OOF


RiksaBoeh

I mean hes dead already..


Funnytrollbot

Rust in peace


RealRumbleRush

6ft under, it’s almost as I can still hear em


lyfeNdDeath

My thoughts and condolences 🙏🏻


Mightygamer96

hello fellow kids says **skeleton rattling in the distance**


JFrog_5440

Happy bday! (Oh and RIP)


Top-of-morning

rip


kamkamse

Rip


Total_Connection9414

Rip


Mods_Banned_My_Main

Rip


why_no_names_

Rip


[deleted]

Rip


TheShitShow6603

Rip


Its_Meeea

Rip


TheLastSpartan117

Rip


bjarke_l

We are gathered here today, to mourn the passing of u/exonight77🪦


loadasfaq

We dont have much time either bro


brawlersteins

No, not you guys too


NinjaCarrot79

Well in the time you do have left gimme a bottle already


JordanTH

Just passing through from /r/all - but I'm 26. There's nothing left of me but a small pile of dust.


DualSticks

Mr Stark I don't feel so good


Ok_Beach_8622

I don’t even think dust remains if your that old.


Comes4yourMoney

Dude I'm 30 now....wait what am I doing here?! Bye!


stefkattenvriend

Happy birthday and welcome to the afterlife


The_controler

Happy birthday :)


yep-i-send-it

Your gonna turn to dust, thanos style.


Ok_Professional_8741

Another one bites the dust


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Rip


Inspirational_Lizard

*corpse*


Hoaxe72

Your dead dude


PhantomPatrick476

RIP


big_ounce_from_memes

F


krrish_goyal

Dead gang rise -_-


dinoc420

F


Azming_the_Cybercat

you are practically already in your grave


o_Fvdinq

Oh, I’m a baby? Breast feed me then.


DoritoJr

Lmao


BugP13

Kinky


Beneficial-Abroad820

*jared chuckles*


TheSilverTounge

I see


OnlyMeST

[ Removed by Reddit ]


ColossalBalance

Idk what kind if anatomy diagram showed you that the dick is where the breasts should be, but I'm going to tell you that the dick is actually down there between your legs


OnlyMeST

Oh thx bro, for some reason mine is in my chest, didn't know other ppl had it between there legs. Guess u learn something new everyday


TOBTR

Oh god I just imagined it and its so cursed.


Beneficial-Abroad820

when the sex ed teacher tells you there’s homework


Ok_Beach_8622

Dead god I just imagined someone having sex like that, that’s 20 pounds of nope in a ten pound bag.


OnlyMeST

I really want to know who tf decided to give this a wholesome award


STDeveloper

Hey everyone, I'm the guy who wrote this comment, apparently i was suspended for 3 days due to sexualizing underaged ppl while I'm fucking 14 So I'll post the comment again Fuck it idc I'll gladly do it *Pulls Out a Dick* Fuck u Reddit


MadJoeMak

Oh you're a baby? Name every toy!


Sthichi

Gooo gooo dhaaaa dhaaaa l Neeeeeee Veeeeeee Goooooo Naaaaaa Giiiiiiiii Vyyyyyyy Uuuuuuuph


cydude1234

Correct


Seaweed_Widef

Sure, anyone got man boobs?


[deleted]

Okay, here


RoTtEn_SaSuAgE

For a second there I thought I was on r/shittymobilegameads


defectivememelord

Same


i_simp4U

i had to double check


SyrupDip01

Guess im an elderly grandma now. Ive made cookies for all of you🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪


AnxiousEquestrian

Damn grandma 😯


rattle-boi

May i yoink one my fellow elderly?


Purple-Gay

Oh wow you're really old


rattle-boi

Yes sadly, feels like I'm withering away every second


idrisitogs

Hey, wanna go back to the elderly home with me?


rattle-boi

O.O


Zepheris13

Holy shit, I didn’t realize that all the other old people were getting it on I’ve gotta step up my game


bilbo_swaggins56

It’s madness out here


BaconMan70

What type of cookies?


FakeSudonym

I'll take 268


Aoh03

Here you go! 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Which one is poisonous? Because I’ll have that one


Sol33t303

Well time for me to start wearing an old person dieper


Jomiks

Grandma, may I have some money ?


FilthyPenguin215485

Thank u grandma


Aggravating-Line8425

hell yeah i brought milk 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛


PerceptionWasTanken

granny I want cookis too! :D ​ I am 14 and my first words were cookies because I choose for this to be the case


GhostlyScreams_

Got any of them without the chocolate?


Aoh03

Yep, here you go! 🥦


slayerbro1

So... I am a attractive woman in her mid 20s(?), alright well I think it's better than being me.


LUCK194

I don't think so. More like a lady in her early 40s


slayerbro1

So a MILF, NOICE


[deleted]

[удалено]


slayerbro1

NOW I AM THE HOT MILF IN MY AREA, YOU MORTALS HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.


Mystic_Icewalker

Hang on, let me enable ad-blocker


slayerbro1

Listen sweet cheeks, I don't who you are or where you are, but I will find you and then I will spoil you. *Emoji used by middle aged women*


milf-enthusiast

contact me immediately.


TuxidoPenguin

Eh I would say mid 30s


icenasf

im ^^18 im basically about to perish :o


lordjuminhan

Enjoy your last years while u still can


[deleted]

We will remember you.


danielshwarts10101

I'm 20 i'm already decomposing


edi12334

Same and I am turning 19 in a few days, oh no


crankymotor

likewise :c


Boiji

Am I Am I gonna die soon?


YouDroppedYourL

We're already one foot in the grave man, time to collect our pensions and wither away


Boiji

Guess I should've enjoyed my days while I was still young and strong dammit. Well, see ya on the other side kiddos


SouthernApple60

I’m 21….god, I remember being alive.


TheShitShow6603

oh wow...you're old OLD


KING-_-HAWKS

He's basically reincarnated after death, 19-21 death and 21-23 reincarnation


GOBAYERN1

We 13 year olds appreciate the glowing opinion you have of us


Mystic_Icewalker

Oh my ! The baby's talking !


Jamwill_

He just said his first words!


GOBAYERN1

Teacher! Teacher!!!!!!!! They're being mean to me! Arrest them or put em in timeout! ANYTHING


Pavlogal

Poor kid thinks teachers stand against bullies


GOBAYERN1

Remember guys, we're not just sharing videos, we're changing lives.


RenewedBlade

19 doesn’t feel like a teenager at all since you’ve finished life already


Perspii7

Turning 20 basically means you’re dead


Force18_hun

Damn our legs are already halfway into the grave


stefkattenvriend

I'm 20 and I can confirm I'm dead


Gengar60

I've been 20 for a month and the afterlife is lit guys!!!


zohariko75

What is it like?


Gengar60

You will unlock the secrets soon youngster.


Smofkey

Noooo, you still have more cats to befriend


Decision_Happy

it’s true, I can already feel myself rotting and bones aching


RenewedBlade

You’re an adult.


Decision_Happy

not exactly yet in my country, it’s 21 here but at 18 I can drink, drive and be conscripted into the army already :/ smoking cigarettes is 20/21 now I forgot


Cakeman183

Thats…not at all true. You’ve only had two years of adulthood by then.


BruhMyBrainHurts

rip i’m 13


Judistheworst

Holy fuck a talking fetus


Dinnersteave

Shit! A talking infant.


Beneficial-Abroad820

Crap, a human in the early stages of development capable of normally communicating


[deleted]

Feces, an unborn human offspring at the end of the eighth week of pregnancy after conception when the major anatomical structures of the body have formed


Judistheworst

I do not talk, I communicate through psychological powers unknown to the mortal world


[deleted]

Ö baby's first words! :D


The_Spaceman_Spiff_

Ayo who left their fetus here


FederalCorgi1

with the umbilical cord still attached too oh god


ZuccmanYeeper

DaBaby?


LemonChildOwO

Shut up and drink your milk


No_C0ntest

goo goo ga ga


Sly_hatchet

Such an annoying brat,where's his mama?


LemonChildOwO

Shut up before I throw my bottle at you, I shall protect my kind


Segal-segal

Tantrum -_-


Weirdo_doessomething

I'm gonna piss and shit and vomit all over you


Segal-segal

Lmao typical


Soooka_Blyat

Guess imma boomer now.


Sly_hatchet

Hi,Old lady.


Soooka_Blyat

Hello there. Have some cookies 🍪🍪


va_cum_cleaner

So I’m a cartoon girl? Nice, better be a Pixar model.


fauxREALiTi

ikr! and she's kinda hot ngl!


va_cum_cleaner

Lmao true


_Generic_Human_

So is this what seeing this post does?


ETKITKAT

Yes im a teen as a teen in r/teenagers


percypersephone

_proceeds to be a girl_


uros1001

TIL i am a baby


Mr_Seg

I'm gonna die


Animated_Maniac_476

Please help I only have 4 more days before I become a boomer


iBlackY_

Planning my funeral atm 💅


Cxmmun1sm

Pretty much


Ena_le_Dudeman

I want me binky


The_Juice14

Ayo I’m a >! Kinda good looking!< cartoon girl now pog.


Deku_Izuku_Midoryia

𝘨𝘰𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰 𝘨𝘢 𝘨𝘢 𝘪𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸


NL_Beast

apparently I'm an hot girl


DepressedHamster-

I am a grandma :(


Worldly-Rub-7671

\>:(


TheflyingRazerknife

I guess I am a adult woman now. Imma do things that woman do now.


SamVomAuenland

Well, well, well… It seems like i’ve turned into a woman. I got no clue what is going on anymore.


ANyxKiller

Goo Goo Gaah Gaah, mesa angy


[deleted]

Cool, I am a young women


Mythicninja101

GoogooGaga