this sub's social hierarchy basically
By - Poopkillio
Oh so I’m a girl now
Wa waaaaa W̵̨̢̡̰͙̰̬̘̥͎̝̣͖͎̬͍̪̖̻̱͚͈͎͕̘͙̱̮̗̳̬̼͍̙̰͎̲͕̞͓͉̥͎͚͚̜͕̥̖̼̳̦̓̓͊́̐͗́́͆̍͛̈̽̓̋͋̍͆̈́͂̆͑̅͑̄͆͊̆̓̀͒̇̋́̎̃̏̑̿́̉̋̂͛̈͑̆͗́͛̄̑̇͋͋̀̒̍̽̐̐͊̎̚͘͘͘̚̚͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅA̴̧̨̡̹̺̜̳̣̮͎̹͖̦̝͕̝͔̪͕͇̺͇̗̯̤̮̯̮̗̠͉̞͚̯͙͊̽̇̒̍̂͊͛̋͜͠ͅÂ̶̧̛̳̯̳͈̥̦͉̫̺̱̱͉̭̪̥̙̪͎͍̱̘̹̫͕̏͒̿́̔̔͑̈́̓͗͆̐̐̍̓̌̑͑̀͌͌̄͒͒̌͊̈̌̐̀̾̐̆́̇͌̈́̍̿̊͒͂̎̾͘͘̚̕̚̚͝͝͠͠ͅͅA̸̡̧̛̛͈̦͍̩̗̞̦̲̠͕̲̖͎͓͚̭͕͚̠̞̖̲̞͓̎̅͑̄͛̀͒͂̾͒̏͒̾̒̃͑͒̕͘͘͜͜͝A̷̡̢̧̡̡̛̛̛̛̗̣̭̗̝̻̦̖̙̟̲͉͈̠͖͍̹̬̤̖̬͕̻̮͚̼͎̠̙̣͔͉̺͈̞̗̫̰̜͔͈̞̩͖̤̼̦͉̼͗̈̑̏̀̾̄̀͌̉͌̉́̋̆̂͒͊͒́̅̇̏̇̚̕͜͠͝͝͝Ą̸̧̧̧̧̨̧̛̛̛̞͎͓͍̖̪̞̞̬̣͍̠̝̯̮̗̤̙͕͈̳̋̃̇̅͑̇̈́̄̅̿̌̊̽̆͛̍͂̏̔̿̏̓̑̐̀́̐͒̓̂͑́̑͒̆̋̀̔͂͌̐̿̿́̆̊͐͛̑̓̓̌͌̑̒̊̀̾̊̉̐́̄̅͗̚̕̚͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅA̵̛̛͍̹̰̯̮̹͍̠͎̘̯̽̆́̉̊̏̽͌̈͋̎̑̅̈́̏͊̎̈́̀̿̇͒͛̐̿̑̐̀̽̂͋̽̌͂͒̽͊̏̚͘̚͘̚̚͘̕͜͝͠͝͝͠ͅÀ̷̧̢̺̱̖̬̣͇̩̣͎͖͇͚̞͙̹̭̘̘̟̳̫̳͓͈̲͕̥̳̙̻̘͚̭̟͈̤͔͕͕̇̆͗̈̋͊̑͂̉͒̾͛̇̏̒̓͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜Ḁ̵̡̡̛̺̹̳̣͈̼̮̯̰̙̫̬̹̪̭͓̥̳̫̻͕̠͍̰̏́̎̉̒̿̿̿̎̆͛͊̽́̃̔͋͆̔̍̄̇̽͝ͅ
I know right
i'm smal bebe goo goo ga ga oo o oaa aA AAAA AO OO AAA
Shut up and drink your milk
hand over the milk now
I must get the milkers first, then
Ī mùst âqüîrē my mîlk mõthér
Î šhåĺl rělïnquı§h ţhë mīlķ
I forgor 👶 (baby version)
I rember (granda pa version)
yes master. i must acquire the m i l k
Oh dear, oh dear! You want a cookie sweety? I could also warm your milk if you want :D
Don't you talk to the baby like that, Dear.
Gramma shut up we're drinking milk
Why u talking to yo granny like that. I may be old but I can still beat a toddler
Who brought the fucking alien child into this
Is it fine if I snort my milk?
sigh... *unzips pants*
Fetuses don't talk
Goo goo ga ga, fellow infant
Are you dababy?
i’m baby also but old side of baby
Flair up then
is your avatar hisoka?
I see this as an absolute win!
[First things first](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WearyFearlessAsianconstablebutterfly-size_restricted.gif)
what about me? i’m ancient. my 20th b day was half an hour ago
ur dead (•_•)
rest in peace
he will be missed😔
Don't lie to him like that
I mean hes dead already..
Rust in peace
6ft under, it’s almost as I can still hear em
My thoughts and condolences 🙏🏻
hello fellow kids says **skeleton rattling in the distance**
(Oh and RIP)
We are gathered here today, to mourn the passing of u/exonight77🪦
We dont have much time either bro
No, not you guys too
Well in the time you do have left gimme a bottle already
Just passing through from /r/all - but I'm 26. There's nothing left of me but a small pile of dust.
Mr Stark I don't feel so good
I don’t even think dust remains if your that old.
Dude I'm 30 now....wait what am I doing here?! Bye!
Happy birthday and welcome to the afterlife
Happy birthday :)
Your gonna turn to dust, thanos style.
Another one bites the dust
Your dead dude
Dead gang rise -_-
you are practically already in your grave
Oh, I’m a baby? Breast feed me then.
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Idk what kind if anatomy diagram showed you that the dick is where the breasts should be, but I'm going to tell you that the dick is actually down there between your legs
Oh thx bro, for some reason mine is in my chest, didn't know other ppl had it between there legs.
Guess u learn something new everyday
Oh god I just imagined it and its so cursed.
when the sex ed teacher tells you there’s homework
Dead god I just imagined someone having sex like that, that’s 20 pounds of nope in a ten pound bag.
I really want to know who tf decided to give this a wholesome award
Hey everyone, I'm the guy who wrote this comment, apparently i was suspended for 3 days due to sexualizing underaged ppl while I'm fucking 14
So I'll post the comment again Fuck it idc
I'll gladly do it
*Pulls Out a Dick*
Fuck u Reddit
Oh you're a baby? Name every toy!
Gooo gooo dhaaaa dhaaaa l
Sure, anyone got man boobs?
For a second there I thought I was on r/shittymobilegameads
i had to double check
Guess im an elderly grandma now. Ive made cookies for all of you🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
Damn grandma 😯
May i yoink one my fellow elderly?
Oh wow you're really old
Yes sadly, feels like I'm withering away every second
Hey, wanna go back to the elderly home with me?
Holy shit, I didn’t realize that all the other old people were getting it on
I’ve gotta step up my game
It’s madness out here
What type of cookies?
I'll take 268
Here you go! 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
Which one is poisonous? Because I’ll have that one
Well time for me to start wearing an old person dieper
Grandma, may I have some money ?
Thank u grandma
hell yeah i brought milk 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
granny I want cookis too! :D
I am 14 and my first words were cookies because I choose for this to be the case
Got any of them without the chocolate?
Yep, here you go! 🥦
So... I am a attractive woman in her mid 20s(?), alright well I think it's better than being me.
I don't think so. More like a lady in her early 40s
So a MILF, NOICE
NOW I AM THE HOT MILF IN MY AREA, YOU MORTALS HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.
Hang on, let me enable ad-blocker
Listen sweet cheeks, I don't who you are or where you are, but I will find you and then I will spoil you. *Emoji used by middle aged women*
contact me immediately.
Eh I would say mid 30s
im ^^18 im basically about to perish :o
Enjoy your last years while u still can
We will remember you.
I'm 20 i'm already decomposing
Same and I am turning 19 in a few days, oh no
Am I gonna die soon?
We're already one foot in the grave man, time to collect our pensions and wither away
Guess I should've enjoyed my days while I was still young and strong dammit. Well, see ya on the other side kiddos
I’m 21….god, I remember being alive.
oh wow...you're old OLD
He's basically reincarnated after death,
19-21 death and 21-23 reincarnation
We 13 year olds appreciate the glowing opinion you have of us
Oh my ! The baby's talking !
He just said his first words!
Teacher! Teacher!!!!!!!! They're being mean to me! Arrest them or put em in timeout! ANYTHING
Poor kid thinks teachers stand against bullies
Remember guys, we're not just sharing videos, we're changing lives.
19 doesn’t feel like a teenager at all since you’ve finished life already
Turning 20 basically means you’re dead
Damn our legs are already halfway into the grave
I'm 20 and I can confirm I'm dead
I've been 20 for a month and the afterlife is lit guys!!!
What is it like?
You will unlock the secrets soon youngster.
Noooo, you still have more cats to befriend
it’s true, I can already feel myself rotting and bones aching
You’re an adult.
not exactly yet in my country, it’s 21 here but at 18 I can drink, drive and be conscripted into the army already :/
smoking cigarettes is 20/21 now I forgot
Thats…not at all true. You’ve only had two years of adulthood by then.
rip i’m 13
Holy fuck a talking fetus
Shit! A talking infant.
Crap, a human in the early stages of development capable of normally communicating
Feces, an unborn human offspring at the end of the eighth week of pregnancy after conception when the major anatomical structures of the body have formed
I do not talk, I communicate through psychological powers unknown to the mortal world
Ö baby's first words! :D
Ayo who left their fetus here
with the umbilical cord still attached too oh god
goo goo ga ga
Such an annoying brat,where's his mama?
Shut up before I throw my bottle at you, I shall protect my kind
I'm gonna piss and shit and vomit all over you
Guess imma boomer now.
Hello there. Have some cookies 🍪🍪
So I’m a cartoon girl? Nice, better be a Pixar model.
ikr! and she's kinda hot ngl!
So is this what seeing this post does?
Yes im a teen as a teen in r/teenagers
_proceeds to be a girl_
TIL i am a baby
I'm gonna die
Please help I only have 4 more days before I become a boomer
Planning my funeral atm 💅
I want me binky
Ayo I’m a >! Kinda good looking!< cartoon girl now pog.
𝘨𝘰𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰 𝘨𝘢 𝘨𝘢 𝘪𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸
apparently I'm an hot girl
I am a grandma :(
I guess I am a adult woman now. Imma do things that woman do now.
Well, well, well…
It seems like i’ve turned into a woman.
I got no clue what is going on anymore.
Goo Goo Gaah Gaah, mesa angy
Cool, I am a young women