Let's get totally radical, dudes!
By - noctus_exterreri
It's always been that way.
Exactly. The idea of having an abridged Bible specifically for boys seems redundant when women are rarely featured players in the story, unless something comes up related to marriage, childbirth or draconian rules regarding mandatory submission to men.
this is r/fellowkids material
*"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."* \-- Boy's Bible, Ezekiel 23:20
Luke 2:52: “And Jesus kept increasing in wisdom and stature, and in favor with God and men.”
Jesus preferred men I guess?
What a plottwist. It would be funny if it was leaked that Jesus way gay. What would the people say?
Considering all the evidence, a case could be made. Which disciple was laying on Jesus' bossom? I forget. Back in the KJV. Then there was the Judas kiss...
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I surprised the cover doesn't depict Jesus shredding on a skateboard.
I think my brother got this for his confirmation lol
That's propaganda at its finest. Wtf.
Be like Jesus physically? Dead?
To have probably never existed at all?
But for why tho?
I see this and raise you the [unofficial Holy Bible for Minecrafters](https://www.amazon.com/Unofficial-Holy-Bible-Minecrafters-Childrens/dp/1632207303)
Man that Bible is actually pretty old. Someone gifted it to me when I was a kid exact same and everything.
The whole “women are awful and belong to men” aspect of their he Bible tells me it’s always been for boys.
That ain’t my daddy’s Bible. This Bible is Bible 2 tha xtreme. Whoa cool do the dew.
If it's just for boys, where are all the hot babes at?
I've had this bible, I think. No hot babes that I could remember
They made it "their Bible" long ago as it is one of the pillar stones of patriarchy
"Discover gross and gory Bible stuff"
What the hell?
Boys will be boys! 😎
I don’t think Jesus liked the gross and gory stuff that much.
Omg. I have an old Bible for girls I got 16/17 years ago, I should pull it out and see what was in there
I'd actually like to know what stands there. Do they propand that women should be submissive and belong to men?
I think I had a “girl Bible” for some reason
Aw sweet, the eXtreme Teen Bible r/theadventurezone
ngl would buy that looks badass
I read that in Jontron's voice