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Let's get totally radical, dudes!

Let's get totally radical, dudes!

TheTyrantLeto

It's always been that way.


noctus_exterreri

Exactly. The idea of having an abridged Bible specifically for boys seems redundant when women are rarely featured players in the story, unless something comes up related to marriage, childbirth or draconian rules regarding mandatory submission to men.


CucumberDay

this is r/fellowkids material


hazed-and-dazed

Also r/pointlesslygendered


Full-Run4124

*"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."* \-- Boy's Bible, Ezekiel 23:20


TheTyrantLeto

Luke 2:52: “And Jesus kept increasing in wisdom and stature, and in favor with God and men.”


TheTyrantLeto

Jesus preferred men I guess?


ano_hise

What a plottwist. It would be funny if it was leaked that Jesus way gay. What would the people say?


philosopher_stunned

Considering all the evidence, a case could be made. Which disciple was laying on Jesus' bossom? I forget. Back in the KJV. Then there was the Judas kiss...


ano_hise

ItS fAkE MeDiA tRiEs To Gayificate ChRiStIaNiTy


rerics

I surprised the cover doesn't depict Jesus shredding on a skateboard.


notfromvenus42

I think my brother got this for his confirmation lol


CanBernieStillWin

That's propaganda at its finest. Wtf.


Area_code_207

Be like Jesus physically? Dead?


rpgnymhush

To have probably never existed at all?


ErinKtheWriter

But for why tho?


DeweyCheatem-n-Howe

I see this and raise you the [unofficial Holy Bible for Minecrafters](https://www.amazon.com/Unofficial-Holy-Bible-Minecrafters-Childrens/dp/1632207303)


Dracofear

Man that Bible is actually pretty old. Someone gifted it to me when I was a kid exact same and everything.


Mr_MacGrubber

The whole “women are awful and belong to men” aspect of their he Bible tells me it’s always been for boys.


HisNameIsEarlWayne

That ain’t my daddy’s Bible. This Bible is Bible 2 tha xtreme. Whoa cool do the dew.


NeedleworkerSlight22

If it's just for boys, where are all the hot babes at?


NeedleworkerSlight22

I've had this bible, I think. No hot babes that I could remember


SiteTall

They made it "their Bible" long ago as it is one of the pillar stones of patriarchy


PM_ME_YOUR_DISCORD_

"Discover gross and gory Bible stuff" What the hell?


csspar

Boys will be boys! 😎


anjowoq

I don’t think Jesus liked the gross and gory stuff that much.


lammsss

Omg. I have an old Bible for girls I got 16/17 years ago, I should pull it out and see what was in there


ano_hise

I'd actually like to know what stands there. Do they propand that women should be submissive and belong to men?


Pawsomest

I think I had a “girl Bible” for some reason


PaleontologistFluid9

Aw sweet, the eXtreme Teen Bible r/theadventurezone


Polynuke

ngl would buy that looks badass


Gabriel38

I read that in Jontron's voice