T O P

This guy raised the level in dating. Wherever you are kudos bro.

This guy raised the level in dating. Wherever you are kudos bro.

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Burntfm

Also helps having a filming crew with you getting all then right angles


Here2PostMyNudes

Yeah I can’t get over how fake this is lol. I paused when he showed the group texts and it’s exactly what would be on the group text if this was a shitty Disney movie And if it is real, dude needs to lay off the over the top cornball shit and just lay the pipe


RedditorsTyrant

Give shawty that pandemidick 3000 pro.


Here2PostMyNudes

I call it the “bust way too quickly cuz it’s been a while” dick. But that’s a little catchier


dwindleexpect

Feels like I'm seeing a romantic movie, how about that?


hungryforsmiles

haha I screamed!


_i_am_root

Cut out the first “i” and it’ll flow better. Pandemdick.


horningjb09

It sounds more like pandemic when spelled that way, but it absolutely, positively does not flow better. In fact, it does just the opposite. You are just plain wrong. Did you even try saying it out loud?


Jayrob1202

I'm just here alone in my house repeating "Pandemidick" and "Pandemdick" over and over.


flooptyscoops

Doug Demidick owner of the Dimmsdale Demidick presents the new and improved Pandemidick^TM **"Clean hands, full balls, can't lose"**


BleedingTeal

Nope, it's legit. [Dude is a freelance photographer/cinematographer](https://instagram.com/jermcohen?utm_medium=copy_link).


Here2PostMyNudes

And do you think this video may have been promotion for him/ his brand? Edit- clicked on the videos of “quarantine cutie” and he’s literally thanking brands for sending him products in the full videos lol


BleedingTeal

Yes, because his first post went viral 13 months ago and brands reached out to him to find out how they could contribute to what was happening. Also worth noting that just a few months before that happened, [Jeremy shot the cover of NY Magazine which obviously gave him some local publicity](https://twitter.com/jerm_cohen/status/1244643605945475073?s=20).


10-2-cool

You a sharks fan? Cos i bleed teal too


BleedingTeal

Yep. I've bled teal for nearly 30 years now.


massi95

You might want to get that checked out


Squeelshnicky

What are you an octopus?


Ibe121

Holy shit I feel old. I remember when they were added to the league. I also remember the San Francisco Spiders.


oldboycrunk

Go SJ


EnvidiaProductions

No no no this is Reddit. Everything is fake and there will be no happiness!! Only arguments.


Soylentconor

But it’s fake.


Alchematic

How does him being a photographer make this legit? They're mutually exclusive, he can have a good career and still make a fake viral video.


GebruikerX

Shit like this lose the magic by making it perfect for social media. Girl would have to wonder 'is this dude crazy for me or for his followers?'


NotAzakanAtAll

I choose to believe it's not fake based on this fact alone. If I just don't read anything more after this it's real and I can smile for once.


McClane_ZA

And he also "secretly coordinated with her roommate" - sure man, suuuuure.


motions2u2wipemyass

How the fuck would he even get her roommates number lol.


udrinktea

He knows a guy in the same building. That dude talked to the girls roommate and viola. Not that crazy of a story.


TheToothlessDentist

🎻


TheLegendDaddy27

Why didn't he just ask that guy to arrange the table?


zipclam

Willful ignorance?


J-cans

Seriously. So many holes in the story. Like for one, how did he secretly coordinate with the roommate? The lack of masks on the cops and her outside the building for example. Fake fake fake


SewingLifeRe

Cops wore masks where you are? How considerate. Ours didn't wear masks, and we never actually had a real quarantine. A bunch of places closed, but you were allowed to do whatever. The roommate thing is the only real thing that bugs me, and he could have just asked her for her roommate's number.


Afraid-Train

Seriously, has anyone on this site ever heard of social media? They'd obviously already exchanged details and it'd take him 2 seconds to figure out how to get ahold of the roomie.


CreamyGoodnss

Yeahhhhhh let me tell you a little story about how the NYPD, especially some of the Brooklyn precincts, felt/feel about masks


Chilis1

"Prince Charles has coronavirus now OMG" "Silver Lining?" "I can't believe this coronavirus is killing the dating industry" (everything about this sentence is so un-natural I don't even know where to begin) "I mean every industry" "Yoooo tbh this date is actually going really well" Edit: Faster than speed of light reply: "YESSS DUDE! She seems so rad"


Phrostphorous

If anyone ever said “I cant believe this coronovirus is killing the dating industry” I would immediately think they were a robot. No actual real human has ever said that. Who tf says “the dating industry”?


What_Is_A_Chair

*immediate* reply: yEsSs DuUuDe


ZealousidealCable991

If it was real it would be creepy af. But it's not and its cringey af.


DaleGribble3

Not everything is creepy and or cringey. Stop, for fucksake.


TranquiloGuevon

Huge cornfield of shameless self promotion. Want to schmack sparks out of his mouth. I’m uncomfortable with how violent the urges are that this cowardly slimy corn on the cob provokes.


udrinktea

There wasn’t a filming crew. It was me and one other dude with our iPhones. Look at my original post.


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udrinktea

Honestly have never met the girl, I’m only friends with Jeremy. If you know us, what building was this filmed from?


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GargamelsGargledMels

Well now you have to.


4inchesofhell

Cameras have a flash in2021. Take a pic bro or gal!


carlosalegre

Yo go Jerm go! The guy is the man, know him from another photographer in Sf and he is the kindest most real guy


CarlDrogoo

Where's the picture?


TheRxBandito

You're going to need at least a little proof.


udrinktea

I can show you a screenshot of the videos in my phone, I’m not sure how to post it here though (again this is my first time really commenting on anything).


chilehead

That's no film crew, it was his wife/wingman.


insane_young_man

Wait he had a wife?


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Jesus Christ, you touched like 30 things she touched, just walk over there and have dinner.


Glum_Cartoonist1007

But then it’s not as popular on social media


Footsteps_10

Well he struggles with confidence...


here_it_is_i_guess3

Fr bro just grow up. This ain't even cute


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udrinktea

Nope, happened during stay at home orders. The gym in our building was closed and everyone had some cabin fever. You could only go out for groceries or walk your dog.


ordnanceordinance

so you filmed while wearing a mask? But then she's outside without a mask. Why didn't they just both walk outside with a mask..


GavinZac

Uh, masking existed my dude. You needing to be told to do it doesn't mean it popped into existence at that moment.


NayItReallyHappened

I get your point, but you should know the whole touching thing turned out to be like .1% as important as avoiding swapping air


TheBoringCheese

Yea but if you acted normal and wore a fucking mask it doesn’t go viral


Vihtic

Seriously, dude. I almost thought the video was a skit once I saw them eating separate meals on their rooftops.


monkeemunk

If this is real it’s cool and all, but people’s incessant need to share every damn moment of their lives on the internet ruins it and makes it seem superficial. Just saying.


ZealousidealCable991

It *is* superficial


tapasandswissmiss

You could almost say its.....artificial?


Tacosmoothie

Not much art involved here though.


Ser_VimesGoT

Imagine going on a date with someone and they've got a camera guy to the side of them and a GoPro rig on their body. "Oh yeah don't mind this, I'm live streaming and going to put this on tiktok and Instagram. Hope you don't mind"


mlo519

It's like when I see videos of people doing stuff for homeless people. Like you're clearly doing this for the clout, otherwise you'd just do the good deed without the need for attention.


Ser_VimesGoT

That bothers me too but sometimes I think it's still good to spread a good deed. But the ones that are obviously scripted and have a third person cameraman and all sorts, those lack any sense of genuineness. Like this one.


TheGeneral_Specific

Let people enjoy things


DamnYouRichardParker

How about letting people not enjoy things?


averagethrowaway21

I like it when people enjoy things. I also like it when people are happy not enjoying things. I also like it when people don't like that people are enjoying things and when people don't like that others aren't enjoying things. Let's all just let people feel how they feel.


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Potato_Soup_

What if people enjoying these things is potentially causing long term social harm, but you can't criticize said thing because people like yourself say "let people enjoy things"


GooseBonk1

Fake news.


BreweryBuddha

It's not real, and it's not even slightly cool. It's just *really* fucking stupid.


Imnoastrophysicist

What a strange and happy coincidence that the whole thing happened to be professionally filmed! I love it when you find Romance just lying around in the wild like this. It restores my faith in humanity, TBH. This dude is a hero. /s


Larry_Hegs

And that he happened to be screen recording right when she texted him.


BendyFry

The text doesn’t show up DURING the screen recording. He could have started screen recording just to show what the text said (while the lockscreen was just a screenshot)


youknowwhatitthizz

Wonder how they doing from a year ago?


Footsteps_10

Both dead from COVID


hasselnc

This made me laugh too hard


BarbaraBettis60

Where I’m a bit too drunk at.


Melbo_

So wholesome when a story ends in nihilism 😊


GooseBonk1

It’s fake man cmon.


k0bryant

humans have probably always been this gullible, eh? this is why we had the dark ages.


Sephoyy

This probably the most stupidest shit ever


Mono_831

There’s fake and then there’s really fake. This is the latter.


citizenjournalista

People, pick up the clue phone. The girl and all the cops aren’t wearing masks at the height of the pandemic. Please. This guy didn’t think this fake video out very well.


Brandwein

Let people enjoy their scripted reality, psssht.


stormsAbruin

Either way: at the very least it's a completely harmless, relatively fun, and well shot skit. People getting so worked up man, turn the angry meter down. Also: PITCHFORK UP PEOPLE! BUUURN THE WITCH


lowdiver

Dude, I’m in NY. NYPD have NEVER adhered to the mask rules. It’s a major issue that’s been getting constant coverage for over a year- people complain about it constantly in /r/nyc


informedly_baffled

For like the first few weeks to a month of lockdown in NY social distancing was encouraged, restaurants and other places that attracted large gatherings were closed, but masks weren't mandated yet. I'm not arguing as to whether or not it's fake. Just that he makes this relatively clear that it was extremely early in the pandemic and the lockdowns it caused, and that early on it was entirely possible that people weren't masking up in NYC. I lived in Brooklyn for the first three months of the pandemic, so at least that was my personal experience.


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Dirtydampbloodgem

there’s literally a TIME magazine article about this exact video from march 2020 and its on his instagram from that date. So you are actually not smart or observant at all detective “clue phone” lmao


CreamyGoodnss

NYPD wasn’t big on wearing masks so they could own Cuomo or something, I dunno, but a bunch of them died from COVID. Big shock.


Wordplay23

Short dudes doing the most.


neildegrasstokem

Hey man this is fucked up. I know it's just for a joke, but this kind of shit holds us back as Men. You need to delete this, figure out why putting down bros who are shorter than you makes you laugh, and fucking stand up with more respect man. It's a damn shame that I still see this as a grown ass man in 2021. To say shit like this, and the dudes upvoting this toxic ass shit, is fucking disgusting and you should feel some shame that you are the way you are right now. Look back on yourself in 5 years and figure that out. You need to start doing that work right now. And honestly, because you need to hear it, fuck off man. edit for spells Edit: I do not ascribe to purity tests. I'm not the reddit nice guy. I burn bullies and I don't give two fucks about that. Not a troll, just a hot head on a high ass horse.


Soylentconor

You’ve insulted people countless times on your post history. Why should he take his down when you don’t take yours. Reddit has an voting system, let people decide.


RuggedToaster

***ad hominem*** · adjective marked by or being an attack on an opponent's character rather than by an answer to the contentions made


Andy_Wiggins

While arguably ad hominem, the whole point of an ad hominem attack is that it is pointing out an unrelated aspect of the other’s character to undermine their point. But it’s in response to someone effectively saying “don’t put people down; it’s messed up” by pointing out that they allegedly put people down all the time. Which actually is semi-relevant. Don’t have a dog in this fight, just pointing it out.


DeusExMagikarpa

How do you use this word? It was an ad hominem attack? Like that? Seems like it could make a good noun.


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Soylentconor

What is the problem with that? His entire post attacked the character of someone he does not know.


Ansiano

Ngl mate even if he is toxic he does have a point that we shouldn’t be putting other people down for something the can’t control


Soylentconor

Go through his post history, he’s constantly mocked people for things they can’t control or things that take a lot of effort to control. It’s not that he’s said “lol fuck you dude” a ton, it’s that he literally engages in puts downs all the time.


showmeurknuckleball

This is surely a copypasta, right? Hilarious


twbluenaxela

I'm also very very confused at the number of upvotes and awards. What just happened?


Rare_Concentrate9411

Short dudes overcompensating with grand gestures


Thatonewiththeboobs

What the fuck did I just read?


healthbo

if this isnt pasta its the funniest thing ive seen today


PandaMoniumHUN

Imagine getting this upset over a joke. Literally everybody is teased with something, you can’t let it get to you.


Comprehensive-Yak762

You remind me of that bagel store guy


Queen_Of_Ashes_

Good for you for saying something. I stand with you man. No one should put down other people just to feel better about themselves. We can be better than that.


neildegrasstokem

Cant stand toxic male shite. I don't have to put up with it anymore so I dont. Fuck anyone who has a problem with it.


Thesaurususaurus

Pretty sure the OP was saying short dudes pit in more effort right? How is that toxic to short dudes


MustacheKid

I won't rest until we have short men in concentration camps! Edit: I'm 5'6 by the way. Learn to take a joke dude. People like you are why they make jokes about short guys having short tempers


joyleaf

Well said, folks gotta stop picking on people for something literally out of their control.


prizzabroy

Small dick energy.


didnotreadlol38

Hey man this is fucked up. I know it's just for a joke, but this kind of shit holds us back as Men. You need to delete this, figure out why putting down bros who are smaller than you makes you laugh, and fucking stand up with more respect man. It's a damn shame that I still see this as a grown ass man in 2021. To say shit like this, and the dudes upvoting this toxic ass shit, is fucking disgusting and you should feel some shame that you are the way you are right now. Look back on yourself in 5 years and figure that out. You need to start doing that work right now. And honestly, because you need to hear it, fuck off man. edit for spells Edit: I do not ascribe to purity tests. I'm not the reddit nice guy. I burn bullies and I don't give two fucks about that. Not a troll, just a hot head on a high ass horse.


Keivan_

You people should all get nuked


BergenCountyJC

Are you that shorty at the deli?


lane_gug

Jesus christ bro calm down


december14th2015

So what you're saying is, you're also really short??


thisisnotarealread

I thought this was gonna be some funny niche copy pasta and i was thoroughly dissapointed. Youre a rager.


What_Is_A_Chair

Short dude moment


HelloKittysEvilTwin

Reddit Moment


siberuhs

Lmao I dont know how you got there but you are up the highest horse Ive ever seen


what_comes_after_q

I mean, I'm 5'5" and married a beautiful doctor. Yeah, we have to try hard, but it works for us.


Rare_Concentrate9411

That’s because you aren’t super insecure about your height. You’re grateful for what you have and it shows


Veganboi303

What a hypocrite you are 😂


ThaMightyBoosh

Lot of short guys have awards to give huh?


StoneDeaf

Pull that chair over here so you can look me in the eyes, then repeat that.


neildegrasstokem

Honestly pretty funny.


gayintheass

Short dudes get picked on as much as fat girls but people don't give a shit about them lmao


MikeHawkkkk

bcas more often than not, they can do something abt it


RedditorsTyrant

Their height is inversely proportional to their efforts.


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StuckSundew

Can confirm. My spine is crushed due to effort.


magicchefdmb

This seems fake. “Like for part 2”? Yeah, so natural.


Nervous-Pervous_Ned

Yeah, he raised it. He raised it too damn high.


AlexCi1234566

Damn bastards making us look like lazy idiots


BayGullGuy

Thank God I’m already married. I can’t compete with that


NikkiT64

I don’t believe this is true. Sorrry this is all a set up


NetTrix

How is no one picking up on him saying he "sneakily" coordinated with her roommate, at the dinner? I turned it off there.


Long_arm_of_the_law

Fake.


Unikornus

I need an update


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myexguessesmyuser

Fake and


TheHellcatBandit

*RWJ has entered the chat*


udrinktea

So I helped film this. I lived in the same building as Jeremy and he came up with this idea organically with no brands or anything. Legit knocked on my door and was like “can you film me flying my drone over to the next rooftop? There’s a cute girl there and I want to give her my number.” He’s honestly one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met. He’s just super creative and we were all going nuts during quarantine. Edit: he also doesn’t have a filming crew like 90% of the time for his other projects. It’s all filmed on his iPhone or a friends iPhone (like in this case).


Dirtydampbloodgem

also know Jeremy and this is the truth of the story. Did the rest of the saga get progressively more staged? maybe. But this one went down just like that. and its all still dope as fuck and doper than anything the rest of you cheeto boys are doing out here.


the626er

Still a better love story than twilight


Ansiano

You know who would have enjoyed this joke? Harambe, pps out for harambe :(


deadhearth

I HATE how his @ is cut from the video. So not only am I not updooting it. But its gonna get a downdoot from me, dawg.


StuckSundew

So the doots even out?


pen_of_inspiration

Does this mean the sex will be glory hole based ?


Rare_Concentrate9411

Bold of you to assume this would result in sex


Ghostwrite-The-Whip

Humanity is doomed.


Ansiano

Me when I’m reading all the people who actually think this was a real thing that happened.


Nitrosus_

Ah yes, early 2020 propaganda


w-11-g

Pussy


AceofMandos

He didn't sanitize his bubble before exiting. Major red flag


_skullblitzkrieg

The fear is real in these fools


My_Immortal_Flesh

She comes outside without a mask 😑😑😑 # This is so FAKE and it’s adorable 😂


HistoricalCricket

Or you could just go to her house


Cocaine-Abuser-69

I’m calling cap


muffinTrees

Bubble blocked himself...beta


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Get a life loser lol.


mostlygroovy

/r/cringetopia for the scripted skit


bananababy101

New York City


LeVeonwithBellsOn

Can anyone hook me up with the song at the end, please?


bnzng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRB1MLGEHSc


Dubious_Titan

I would never have thought back when I was a young man, "Let me excuse myself for a second so I can talk to my bros about how well the date is going." Granted, I would have needed to find a pay phone to do so. But I am certain IF I ever had such a notion any of my bros would have hung the fuck up immediately. Leaving me $0.25 poorer.


Sephoyy

So he uses the drone to go on a date? Has he ever heard of walking?


Dubaimaster

Fake as saying I fucked Marlene Munro.


Fab-5

Oh gawd...just go over there and talk to her. r/cringetopia


AtlasFirst

Too good to be true. The cops happens to know them from channel 4? Lol


Adulations

They’re not dating anymore FYI


AnsticeXV

She hugged the inflatable that’s been rolling around.


Dear_Instruction737

The level of superstition these people have is bizarre like... They're both young and healthy individuals. Just go ahead and visit each other...


HugePileOfWOOD

Sad. I’ve worked the whole time.. walk one of my daughters to school and watch them all play on the playground maskless.. me included. No mask at work or while driving or walking the river… only when entering businesses.. just to follow the rule. I’m beginning to think there are many people who should just be locked in basements with internet.


Nitrosus_

Anyone notice at 1:50-1:51 there are normal people in the park just chillin?. Thats how you know it is fake


Aninvisiblemaniac

am I the only one who couldnt give less of a fuck about peoples dating lives? I don't even think it's cute like the plastic bubble was childish and stupid even the video date was kind of stupid like just wear masks and meet face to face idk


knownowknow

This is the worst thing ever.


Atticah

This is the stupid shit I see my gf watch on facebook


3_Slice

I don’t think I have ever cringed so hard after he put on the bubble ball.


Straight-Ad5737

Tried it, the girl ran away as soon as she saw my drone, the cops picked up my drone with an anti-explosives team, the building owners sued me for flying my drone too high and too close to another person, and the landlord kicked me out for illegal activities.


drink-beer-and-fight

Glad my area didn’t lock down. That looks like a lot of work.


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AnAverageStrange

That is extremely down bad


lvxvl

She b thinking: That guy is rich


Jatin_13R

He wouldn't have to make that bubble thing if both of them had simply worn a mask.


Beastmode4789

Could’ve just walked over. Corona is cancelled


EmpyrosX

This is a old Facebook advertisement video. Saw this a long long time ago. I think it was for tinder. I the original ad you see their tinder profiles and it’s hilarious because they look nothing like it in real life.


Mohican247

What a noob. Will you sleep in separate beds once you make it official?


KowabungaKid13

Thiz iz abzolutely the lamezt thing i ever zeen in my life