Dont shit on other peoples taste
By - mendrob_08
I put pieces of people on mine
And don't forget - Tuesday is Soylent Pizza day!
“Man, yesterday was tuna casserole day and now they mess up pizza day?” - Some random guy in white ballistics gear walking with some criminal
RimWorld is leaking again
The best part of people in Rimworld is that you can use every part of them! Organs, meat, skin, it's all good.
Uranium pizza is the best
Donner Pizza! Mmmmm!
Not judging not gonna do it no sir it's your pizza not mine
Why is it that the first comment I see is was i was gonna say
I was originally against pineapple on pizza but after having witnessed far worse abominations pineapple on pizza is an acceptable choice now.
Hehe in Sweden candy pizza is huge its:
Instead of cheese: marshmellow
Instead of topping: varioustype of candy
Instead of tomato sauce: nutella
While I do generally think pizzas shouldn‘t be sweet, that is still mild compared to the asparagus hollondaise pizza I was forced to witness recently.
What devil spawn did u witness.
Why not? For me pizza bread is just bread and have many types of ways to be a vehicle with.
That's a general preference of mine. Keep the sweets and salties and savories separated.
Actually it's scientifically proven that something savory works with something sweet. And also pineapple is generally more sour than sweet imo.
That honestly sounds kinda nasty. My friend works at a food lion, (basically a bigger Aldi or lidl for you Europeans) and some lady asked for a crab flavored popsicle. Not even shitting you. Of course they didn’t have any, so she left disappointed
What hellmonster created such an abomination as this?
Some one in Carolina
What the actual fuck?
that sounds better than candy pizza.
pineapple pizza is delicious. A lovely refreshing and fruity number to exist lovingly alongside some pepperoni or sausage or something.
We were going to visit sweden once again, but now I have to reconsider.
We also have kebab and french fries on pizza, thats pretty normal tho ig
Club Penguin Candy Pizza real
Is the dough still the same or is it also replaced with candy?
Does that make it a pizza anymore?
as a swed i need to know where this is so i can burn it down.
I am not a Swed but you have my full support man.
Soooo it's a pizza but without the pizza
Instead of calling it pizza, it's called sandwich.
Here in Scotland it's that but battered and served with greasy chips
I can imagine how italians feel about that...
I'm italian, and sweet pizza here is actually pretty common, expecially the one with Nutella instead of tomato sauce
Wtf finns det?
I once had to make a """pizza""" but the guy didnt want the normal pizza sauce so he opted for garlic sauce, then he wanted shredded chedder cheese on it. And then to top it off ue said he didnt have time to wait for a small pizza to bake so he asked me to make it on wrap bread we use for kebabs.
Weirdest order for a pizza ive ever gotten. Sometimes i wish i said no.
It would have been much easier for you to have NOT commented
Italians put sausage and fries on pizza. It's called pizza patatine e wurstel and I see it everywhere. I think they have forfeited their right to complain about any toppings, bugs or whatever you people are discussing here
Ma cosa cazzo dici, non capiscono na tega di cibi sti porco dio di americani
Isso aí que ela tá fazendo me parece muito perigoso. Skate na escada rolante. Ousada. /r/Android is where it’s half way out the door and explain that a little kid and it was glorious
Pizza wurstel e patatine is for kids.
ive always had pineapple on pizza since i was young, so it came as a real shock when 2 of my "friends" decided to LEAVE when I brought pineapple pizza. I thought it was just like any other pizza :(
Jesus that’s petty on their part
You don't need friends who judge you for liking a certain topping on your pizza.
I'll weed out some of my "friends" this way too
Wow that’s just mean :( I love pineapple on pizza lol
Take a downvote you monster. How could you disrespect my jackfruit and cocoa pizza?
(Note:I did not actually downvote)
I was the same, until I tried it for myself. The subtle sweetness paired with the saltiness of the cheese... Oof... *Chef's kiss*
I curse you for making me remember an indecency
Anything can be a pizza topping if you’re brave enough.
*cums on pizza*
just like my uncle used to make it
What are you doing step-uncle?
I'm stuck in this oven...
Here, let me yank you out of there! 1...2...3...YANK
What the fuck?
Ah another fan of Queeny Love.
What about nails?
Dude, god will judge you, not me
Nope, natural selection will.
Thats unethical eugenics.
Well he’s the one eating nails not me and that’s all I can say.
Oh, hardware nails, I thought finger/toe nails.
Nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks
Human nails? Like from other people? Hell yeah
*vomits on pizza while cutting my hair and nails*
Vomit as the sauce, hair like cheese and nails are like the peppers.
I hate this comment so much, here is an upvote
*puts cockroaches on pizza*
*Vat19 has entered the chat*
Hmm you've got a point, sometimes I put the cheese just so the toppings don't fall off, but without it, it taste delicious.
That's a blast from the past
I but warheads on mine
Regular on nuclear?
Bugs are actually a great RENEWABLE source of protein and can potentionally end world hunger.
Indeed *gives slice of roach pizza* let's show them how tasty it is~
I'd eat a cockroach (if it's farm raised)
Yes but also they are hard to make them appealing and/or taste good
Most bugs actually taste like chicken. I've tried a lot of bugs in my life.
Deep fried grasshopper is pretty good imo
Bee larvae are good
I predict within a decade they will be very common in the first world countries as a filler if nothing else.
You know what else is renewable? Cows, pigs, Chickens, fish, and vegetables.
But bugs grow and reproduce alot faster
Bruv, what you think unethical growth hormones be for?
They may be renewable but they are certainly not sustainable. Takes more energy to raise animals like cows than you get from eating them. Not to mention the animal abuse and poor living conditions on a lot of farms. Also, methane pollution is a problem that stems from this and needs to be addressed.
Italians in the background losing their mind because it's a war crime to put nutella on your spaghetti
And heavycream in their carbonara
*ok, now, since we're doing this, dare me to put carbon on my carbonara*
What if I told you, that there are carbs in your pasta
Guess I have a six pack now
If you look close you can see that each one of giga Chad's ab muscles has a tiny 6 pack
Ayo😳 I also noticed that he has an eight pack, not six pack.
My dad beat my senseless when I put granola on my pizza
So what if I like spaghetti, cheese and bacon pizza, it's my abomination.
That actually sounds tastefull if you remove the cheese
??? Pizza is just spaghetti flavored pie, just like lasagna is just pizza flavored cake. Why no cheese?
Im gonna try this right now
I hope you like it!
Its nice to hear your abomination corrput others.
Im gonna call it the ultimate italian food
Well the abomination in it is using bread and spaghetti. That's like using bread and rice or spaghetti and rice. It's mostly just too much to enjoy
When it comes to taste, as long as you aren't hurting anyone. People shouldn't care what others like.
Rocks in the pizza and hurl it at people
I think I heard this first from the fine fine MBMBAM boys when they said "don't yuck anyone's yums" Good advice, pithy too
Proceeds to eat Hawaiian Pizza and gets roasted
[Yea sure, watch this and tell me that shouldn't be illegal ](https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4)
I don't like pineapple on pizza but if it's for you, I don't care since I don't have to eat it
I eat anything that is food.
Lmfao who is this guy? Is he real? What a large man.
He’s real can’t remember his name just look up giga chad
A great advice I heard once is if a person pays for their food, whether cheap or very expensive it doesn’t matter how the hell they wanna eat it. Wanna order a $1000 steak and eat it with ketchup? Knock yourself you, and do you
I enjoy pineapple and ham on my pizza
FINALLY! Human decency!
My pineapples and I wish you a very pleasant evening
As long as everyone is enjoying their food it doesn't matter
i dont care what you put on your pizza as long as i get my cheese pizza with no topping im happy
A friend used to only order from Pizza Hut because they had a salad bar and could go grab broccoli to add to her pizza. Lots of people gave her flack. Never understood why because, it's pizza! Seriously, if you don't like someone else's choices, that is why you order your own.
And I am one who will eat dang near any pizza. Another friend who is from Finland introduced me to baby shrimp, blue cheese, and I think white sauce (it was a homemade pizza). I freaking love that pizza.
Honestly, I love trying new food, and one of my favorite toppings on pizza is pineapple because it's a nice contrast. Like sweet and salty.
Spoken like a true pineapple pizza eater
Idgaf who doesn't like it, I will put pineapple on pizza and I'll make you watch
even if i like pinnaple on it? i really do like it
I do to
I will die on this hill:
If pineapple on pizza didn’t already exist, and some trendy Instagram restaurant made a “pineapple and jamón flatbread,” everyone would be obsessed with it.
Imagine not eating something you like because strangers on the internet said it was stupid.
Pineapple on pizza is delicious
I know right, most people that shit on pineapple pizza have either never tried it or went in with "this won't taste good" psychic.
Angry Italian noises
I put extra cheese on mine and I’m proud
Pizza is Pizza.
I love pineapple on Pizza. Do I give a low flying fuck if you do? Not in the slightest. Don't shit on me for liking it though.
I like cock on my pizza
Pineapple and grapes
Strawberries don't go on pizza!
Finally, I won't be judged when a have human limbs on my pizza
A pizza is a pizza!
Who is that man?
I mean I'll eat the pineapple pizza cause idm but id never actually order it.
I work at Papa John's and people have made some weird ass orders
Thanks, I thought I was the only one who put cockroaches on their pizza.
who is this man, and where has his skin gone?
I am not that evolved as a human being, yet
Well I put mustard on pizza, is that ok?
It's your pizza no matter how much glass shards or decomposing flesh you put on it, enjoy what you want.
Ok imma put a dead cat and cum on it and call it cummed cat corpse flavor
I'm gonna be honest I once ate my dog puppie as a kind of meat to top my pizza I was high back but ima be honest it wasn't that bad
Who is this model?
Yeah pp gang (pineapple pizza)
I don't have a problem with people liking pineapple on pizza, but in my experience whenever someone gets it they eat one slice. They then eat all of the other pizza. so when I go for leftovers its just pineapple pizza, which I don't like.
*people who don’t care what is on their pizza
Vs sigmachads who hate pineapple on pizza
Even Kiwis? Not the animal the fruit.
Where my jalepeno pizza gang at?
Oh I'm a Chad now
I'd love to but given my Italian heritage I have to defend the sacred bread
This dude could run for king of all men..
Don't mind me, just making my usual newborn flesh pizza with pineapple on top of it.
Pineapple pizza good
Unless it's anchovies
Pineapple piza good
Thank fuck someone speaking facts, like let me put water on my pizza bro
I love pineapple, just not on pizza. But hey, if others like it they can have at it. I'm a simple man that likes the classic pepperoni. And maybe some extra cheese too if I'm feeling bold.
If YoU pUt PiNaPpLe On PizZa DoNt TaLk To Me
I can accept pineapple on pizza as long as it's not on *my* pizza. Like, if it's not my pizza, my only concern is whether the person who *is* eating it likes it.
I have a question is that a real guy or is it photoshoped ik I'm a bit behind on that but I need to know
You know, I 100% agreed with this post, then I read the top comments and vomited a little my mouth
God damming Ronny, if I want to have semen on my pizza then I should be allowed to have semen on my pizza and ain’t nobody gonna take that right from me. Fuck you rOnNiE
Tbh, I don’t think Pineapple belongs to Pizza, but personally i like it.
Pineapple on pizza does seem odd, but I love it
Yes I should definitely not judge someone putting anchovies and pineapple on an Alfredo sauce pizza. How rude of me
As long as it doesn't out pizza the hut, then we cool
Yeah let me eat my Hawaii pizza extra pineapple in peace
What's the meme called? I can't remember
I put banana on pizza
I don't judge you unless you crucify me for liking pineapple on pizza.
MMMM PINEAPPLE PIZZA WITH BARBACUE SAUCE INSTEAD OF PIZZA SAUCE
Pineapple on pizza great
This post was definitely made by someone who likes pineapple on pizza
I love Banana, Kiwi and Pineapple on pizza. Now what?
As someone who loves Hawaiian Pizza, I will never judge someone for what they put on their pizza. I've had enough judgement come my way
Pineapple tastes good on pizza ngl
These people are fucken legends