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Far more plausible IMO

Far more plausible IMO

TheHarridan

Oompa, loompa, floopity flork...


Tandril91

Do you want to cross-breed a man and an orc?


L-i-s-r-e-a-l

No I'd really rather crossbreed an orc and a man


OmNomSandvich

Saruman was undone by his own hand.


saruman-bots

Rohan, my lord, is ready to fall.


Haste444

good bot


hbi2k

Take the hobbits to Isengard too Kill your friends now meat's back on the menu!


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vyrlok

You got me excited


Yarxing

Because you like getting licked?


vyrlok

I don't lick and tell!


canadianmoose1

"No orc of mine is going to be a chocolatier!"


aridtommo

My favorite crossover.


Banksy0726

Elf killing's fine when it's once in a while Keeps sword skills sharp and makes Saruman smile But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong Killing and killing alllll dayyy long.


saruman-bots

You have elected the way of... Pain!


Parzivalisamadlad

Am I stupid or is that an uruk-hai being made in the river?


hidispidis

Willy bonk* a and his chocolate orcs


Cirques_and_Drumlins

... They were chocolate once...


muflon69

Lol shit-elves


TheFirstTootsie

That's Elder Scrolls you are thinking of.


CuTup4040

Skyrim belongs to the Nords, not them damn gray skins


TheFirstTootsie

Was actually referring to the Orcs. Poop-elves, if you take the metaphors in the lore completely literally. Which a lot of the community does.


GoddammitMerasmus

Lollipops


hefeweizen_

Willy Wonka is one of the Ainur confirmed.


_b0t

The singing all makes sense now.


iamsam1717

Sweets are back on the menu, boys!


Platoribs

I LOLed


Youpunyhumans

Chorc