Far more plausible IMO
By - Dirtwistling
Oompa, loompa, floopity flork...
Do you want to cross-breed a man and an orc?
No I'd really rather crossbreed an orc and a man
Saruman was undone by his own hand.
Rohan, my lord, is ready to fall.
Take the hobbits to Isengard too
Kill your friends now meat's back on the menu!
You got me excited
Because you like getting licked?
I don't lick and tell!
"No orc of mine is going to be a chocolatier!"
My favorite crossover.
Elf killing's fine when it's once in a while
Keeps sword skills sharp and makes Saruman smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Killing and killing alllll dayyy long.
You have elected the way of... Pain!
Am I stupid or is that an uruk-hai being made in the river?
Willy bonk* a and his chocolate orcs
... They were chocolate once...
That's Elder Scrolls you are thinking of.
Skyrim belongs to the Nords, not them damn gray skins
Was actually referring to the Orcs. Poop-elves, if you take the metaphors in the lore completely literally. Which a lot of the community does.
Willy Wonka is one of the Ainur confirmed.
The singing all makes sense now.
Sweets are back on the menu, boys!