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Numbzy

And if there is nothing to bitch about, I will bitch about that.


MissyTheMouse

And if bitching is outlawed And my bitching falls flat? I'll bitch from the rooftops Google bitch on the plat


the_original_Retro

And if bitching's illegal And recursion is boo'ful As fast as an eagle Google google googoogle.


Mr-787

I bitch about you, I bitch about me, I bitch about 2, I bitch about 3, I bitch when I bitch, I bitch when I’m bored, there’s no one that can bitch like me more.


thousandlives

Would you like to bitch with me? We could go on a bitching spree. The mall, the park, your neighbor's yard, We'll bitch up and down the boulevard.


SPM1988

As an Irish man I can relate. We do love to bitch, especially about the weather.


Borkemannthesecond

As someone who lived in Bergen, Norway bitching about weather is just a part of daily life


road_rascal

As a Minnesotan bitching about the weather is required.


katymac25

In Cleveland, OH as well. Weather fucking sucks in the Midwest, and if people don’t bitch about it I automatically doubt their sanity


[deleted]

In coastal California. Too much god damn sunshine! It would be nice to get a little rain now and then.


syllableddot

In Iowa bitching about weather is mandate. Because in the bloody Midwest weather is more unreliable than the person sending you, "u up" texts.


why_not_now_or

that topic is so local - went camping somewhere in that general area once, weather forecast was 20% chance of precipitation, which in many places means zero f-ing rain, guaranteed, just keep your hopes up for a little cooldown. there it rained hard for two solid days. third day, next camp site, I ask the lady there what's up with all that rain around here. "What rain? that's just a little drizzle".


JojenCopyPaste

I was in Ireland during the late spring a few years ago when there was a week of beautiful weather. So many people said they were taking off work that week it was so nice. Too bad I missed bitching about the weather, I'm pretty good at that


why_not_now_or

don't know about Ireland, but the Scots would say "skin's waterproof"


SPM1988

Glad you had a good experience. normally the weather is terrible, so we complain. when we get a heat wave we complain it's to hot. Cant keep us happy.


cartmancakes

I see you have met my ex


Ceraldus

Oh hey, my parents.


WhiteyB

My mom too. We must be siblings


mystic-sloth

Is that my mom?


Legion357

Sounds more like my wife!


Unituxin_muffins

I bitch for the trees!


why_not_now_or

did you mean Birch


Unituxin_muffins

Dammit missed opportunity


zigguratchale

I came to reddit to get away from Facebook


1CEninja

I, too, would like Reddit from 8 years ago when it was not Facebook.


khinzaw

It's still better than Facebook imo. I have more control over what I see and the truly stupid takes tend to get downvoted to oblivion. Also the anonymity at least makes everything less personal.


El_Frijol

I will bitch about content that resembles Facebook posts.


Annihilicious

Yeah it’s not 2010 homie. I’m using this comment as a straw poll. Who would pay half the cost of YouTube premium for a Reddit not run by China, or overrun with ads and bots and - admittedly - filters out of anyone who doesn’t have a credit card (tweens) or can’t afford $3 a month? Down vote me to oblivion I just want real data


Yungsquash

I downvoted you for science


Annihilicious

I wouldn’t have it any other way.


I_W_M_Y

They can't bitch about their tolerant and forgiving nature.


why_not_now_or

if it's two or more they most definitely will


buttergod65

Twitter be like:


ScoobyDone

If I can bitch here for a minute, this line sounds more like the guy from Green Eggs than the Lorax.


Raise_Sure

I really thought their was gonna be some sort of turnaround there at the end, guess this man has no bound. Gonna break you fucking knee caps Cause this shit claps


MisterHonkyTonk

u/Poem_for_your_sprog i’d like to hear you sing


Concordia_chaos

Reddit in a nutshell.


humpeldumpel

True


why_not_now_or

can't complain about that one, but i will


moonyoko

Can't help hearing this in Danny DeVito's Voice now. Thanks, OP XD


_nomen_nescio

Oh yes, now I do too 🤣 Always sunny in Philly style


KingTobia_II

Ugh r/forwardsfromgrandma


dc_united7

This post sucks


humpeldumpel

You got it


Targaryen-ish

I thought I was in /r/ClassicWoW


MundaneCarob

Can I bitch about my bitchiness? Lol


PracticeEfficient28

He be spittin bars


CoolStoryBro_Fairy

Look, it's the zoomers spirit animal!


IlConiglioUbriaco

I have that one saved somewhere too, high five !


humpeldumpel

haha :D


Think-Technology-863

I love this! It so true


Warlock1202

I’m dying 🤣😂🤣


Reallyburnttoast

Keep bitching and a bitch you will stay.


Mantis_Badger

I'm in this meme and I don't like it.


gwen2012

No more true words about a Dutch person were ever said


GuitarOwl864

High schoolers talking about how school has wronged them be like...


Cloidlight

will you bitch for me


O3Chaos

Michigander?


MrGaia35

Bitch about how few fruit trees there are.


Conscript11

Didn't know the lorax was c4l


BitchBass

As long as nobody bitches about the bass, this BitchBass is fine.


Voodoo_Masta

Lmao write a whole book please!!


Vilmerviking

This is pretty much swedes


Mythradites

I'm convinced the Lorax was a Marine in a prior life.


Roadkill-Jesus

The German spirit animal xD


unholymanserpent

My girlfriend must've wrote this


nhSnork

There it is, my spirit animal.


eaglescout1984

The first part also synchs with Toby Keith's *I wanna talk about me*.


Stautz21

that's a classic


HisDudenessBoom

If you made this yourself you could be a hiphop/rap version of al yankovic.


Sword117

r/Facebookcringe


XxYaBoixX358

Yeah I saw it in my saved yesterday too, although it was the full convo


GreenTEA_4u

rn I am bitching about how the side effect of the second dose killing


FlippyNips2003

Hey don’t talk about Twitter people like that, it’s mean, racist, sexist, and very offensive... smh


u_need_ajustin

No finer summation of this generation!