T O P

Though some of y'all would get a chuckle out of this

Though some of y'all would get a chuckle out of this

Skylar-Moon

Hold up, where are the warlocks?!


Coschta

I agree, also Sorcerers are missing too. OP has something against charisma casters!


Darth_Senat66

The Artificer isn't there either


Rydog2607

Where is my fave gun class?


Artificerofdeath

Correction: long range magic powered small explosive hurling class


Rydog2607

Level 3 artillerist would like to speak to you


Venom_is_an_ace

they use the "force"


Steves_bad_day

Same difference


Yousef_al_abdulghani

And potion class, and robo doggy class, and iron man class


MartyrOfAstora

All hail robo-doggy


NovakaneScy

I have a friend with a robo-chocobo he ride into battle (he's a gnome)


Yousef_al_abdulghani

Mounted combatant rogue?


NovakaneScy

Just a battlesmith


Vermillion_Aeon

I made a robo-froggy :3


GovernmentNo7464

The only way to ride epicly into battle is on a fricking robo-raptor.


Rydog2607

We don’t talk about the former two, but the latter just doesn’t get hit. Can’t fail INT checks, has over 20 AC… OP


techGore60

I always wondered, why is the artificer the default gun class instead of making a gun fighter class? I get that an artificer would be needed to make a gun bit it's not like you have to be a blacksmith to be a sword fighter.


EdmonCaradoc

Matt Mercer actually did make a gunslinger fighter subclass, but that is unofficial. The Artificer is considered the gun class because it is the only kinda sciency class in the official classes.


LordWheezel

Even calling the Artificer an official class comes with an asterisk next to it.


50thEye

Also OP forgot the most important class to play... the DM.


Darth_Senat66

Very true. The God-class


LzardE

To many chaotic neutral idiots shootings themselves while waving around their toys.


Hipergellup

I think that's because is talking about core dnd classes, not tasha's


BudgetFree

It's treason!


Stab-o

This is a heresy of the highest order. I shall have to multiclass from sorcerer into paladin and smite OP into the ground


BuckRusty

They have Paladins - so the best CHA caster is there, at least...


Paliacki

Minors cant consent to contracts.


eclaessy

You just gave me a horrible idea. Kid wanted to get crazy warlock powers but he can’t give his own consent so he goes his neglectful mother and says it’s a school field trip so she signs the form and next thing you know he’s an Eldritch monster going on a rampage. It’s for educational purposes


AyoRobo

Might I add a twist? The patron, normally a destructive BBEG type, is concerned for the child's well-being and starts parenting them instead. Of course being an eldritch monstrosity they aren't the most responsible parent, but they're trying.


eclaessy

It’s just a different parenting style, sometimes you just gotta let your kid consume the unworthy. The grow and learn through conflict you know


eclaessy

Also, you just melted my heart with that idea. The warlock contract was his adoption papers, the patron just wanted to find a better home for the little rascal


PachoTidder

You just gave me yet another idea for a character I can't use yet


Tacos_Polackos

I'd play that


Ashen_quill

Yes but what if the warlock's patron is also a child and the pact is a pinkie promise


Frequent_Dig1934

I could honestly see a fae do that.


No_Psychology_3826

Not sure I would consider an oath from a child binding either


DeBoredCanadian

But in my Verdan's backstory he did when he was 8


Paliacki

Hold on \*Checks wiki" "Average lifespan is 200 years" Yeah whoever is the patron, they should go to magic jail >!(I really hope I dont need o say that this is a joke)!<


DeBoredCanadian

***Baphomet gets arrested***


svenchamby

*the Archfey has entered the chat*


grimmer2000

YEAH!


Hammurabi87

Maybe it's a multi-edition meme? I recognize all of the listed classes from 2E and 3E, too.


pirgoball

Would love to say sorcerer but deep down I know I'm a warlock


Puzzleheaded-Ad8704

I'd say that's just a matter of... Perspective?


BirdDevelopment

Both of which aren’t on here lol


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Slicc12

Shut up Dave! Let me have fun!


Namawa

And if you look around a bit, you will realize that most humans have working eyes and can see this


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Wh4rrgarbl

Oh, you found the mythical +5 Dungeons & Dragons Belt of virginity protection!!!


DoctorRiddlez

Tha world must never find such an item. Its a band that belongs to monster


CIwobi

Sad DM noises


Puzzleheaded-Ad8704

Once I was a DM like you. Then my whole party took an arrow to the knee. Now I'm a PC somewhere else.


CannedPancakes

*Violin plaing* All of them! I PLAY ALL OF THEM!


Euphoric-DayDream

Bard :D


tingtimson

Same


StrangerFew2569

Same


PimplupXD

Same


Another_MadMedic

Cleric


CoolKarateMan

Gods gang Gods gang


SFnomel

I heal and sometimes I don't I get mad, cast guiding bolt


RichardK6K

Everyone is impressed by my spells -I cast bless


MartyrOfAstora

The a-men


Iluminacho

Gods plan


screechesautisticly

Amen!


FryJPhilip

I prefer the term harmacist.


RamshackleHunt22

Wheres my Goddamn artificer?


amylou_sky

Hey just because your Job isn't pictured doesn't mean you can't pick it! I've honestly been curious about Artificer!


AllOthersTaken33

Best way to explain it is, imagine a Wizard-Ranger


EldridgeHorror

I don't see how that lines up with the Armorer.


AllOthersTaken33

The one cool subclass people take and go against the support nature of the rest of the class, ie gloomstalker


EldridgeHorror

How is it less support than an artillerist or battlesmith? Half its features make it the best tank, because actively draws agro, unlike virtually any other. Plus, allowing it more active infusions allows more freedom in handing some out to the party. Artificer is as much a support class as any other, in that an argument can be made for it.


AllOthersTaken33

I know, its just you caught me that I didn't fully think it out lol. I just thought it was the best description as its a INT-based half-caster support class and didn't mean each part perfectly matches up


PracticeEngage

Warlock all the way, but gimme some naptime in between fights tho. I'll bring my own winterblanket don't worry.


Puzzleheaded-Ad8704

I said it was FIREBOLT. I don't care if you think it looked Eldritch... It was a firebolt. Cuz I'm obviously a wizard. See, got a book and everything. And yes, black tendrils coming out of the pages is *perfectly natural*. Its called magic you paranoid fools.


GabbrosDeep

And don’t even think about saying I have devil’s sight. It’s called carrots idiot.


Tookoofox

"You make a convincing point" \*Draws Weapon\* "Unfortunately wizards aren't good at making convincing points."


bonktogodicejail

if we're going by month then fighter, if by favourite then cleric


Misanthrope42069

Favourite mechanically, but not flavour wise for me.


FenrisGrin

I guess Sorcerrers and Warlocks have no friends. That's strangely fitting.


Puzzleheaded-Ad8704

Hey now! I have a friend! See, she's sharp and shiny. Saw her on a weapon rack, and she just started talking to me. People say swords can't talk, but I know she can. I can hear her speaking now. Can't you hear her??


FenrisGrin

If you're a hexblade sure. Also you can easly make yourself a friend with the help of Pact of the Chain. Your summon most definitly isn't a slave.


Puzzleheaded-Ad8704

Exactly! It's a perfectly normal relationship ~~and totally not based on inescapable deals and or mild versions of mind control~~


Aze0g

Probably Barbarian, ive legit been jit in the back by sething that weigs more than 2k pounds and only felt anger


SettPI

I can confirm that you are a barbarian after reading your comment.


TheBalrogofMelkor

I don't know what this comment says, but it makes me angry


Microwavable_Potato

I can’t tell what this says, which is pretty fitting for a barbarian


wanabevagabond

Druid.


Melissa-Crown

Druid gang ⭐️


digit_origin

Hell yeah


jack_a_boi_44

Druid gang for life


xDragonFox

Druid gang!


Gaerwynn

Gang gang


PsychoPhilosopher

Wild Shape or Summoner?


AllOthersTaken33

Why not both? You can hold concentration while in wildshape I’m pretty sure, run around with your 8 conjured dogs as a dog


wanabevagabond

For more shapes/day. But honestly i think I'd spend my most of my days just casting plant growth.


Freethecrafts

You say spike growth funny.


wanabevagabond

No pervert i say weed growth funny.


Freethecrafts

Why grow it? If you can shape into a shrew in a protected area, scrap goes a long way.


wanabevagabond

Why grow it? So I can smoke it.


Freethecrafts

You’re a druid who can shift into all manner of animals with excellent scent sense. If you can’t find or hold onto enough to get a shrew high, that’s on you.


wanabevagabond

Wild shape definitely. Man you could explore every nook of the world! Imagine flying to the sky, dive to sea level and reshape into a dolphine and dive down to to bottom!


PsychoPhilosopher

True. But may I respond with "thousands of pets to choose from"?


wanabevagabond

Meh. Got a dog and a cat, love both, don't need any more.


PsychoPhilosopher

Ah, but do you have an Elk?


wanabevagabond

No. Besides any druid can become friends with the whole forest so...


Freethecrafts

Both pets and shapes are limited by lack of bestiary development and a standard to backstory knowledge of animals.


Aggravating_Hours

Wildshape. stealth, mobility, tankiness, damage. It also makes Druid a more versatile class, as it can heal, do damage or tank, or in some cases tank and heal/damage as long as they maintain concentration.


PsychoPhilosopher

True, but have you ever conjured a dozen giant crabs?


Aggravating_Hours

Let’s goooo


Madrock777

Artificer


subzeroab0

Wizard


BasicallyACultist

For those wondering, this art is by the artist Flameaegis (https://mobile.twitter.com/flameaegis?lang=en) Their redbubble is https://www.redbubble.com/people/Iceaegis/shop


No_nametag

Thank you!


Nogtart

Paladin ftw


mrinternethermit

No matter the oath, it's who you chose to be to others is why people look up to us.


ragin_rajang

Monkie boi!


1v0ryh4t

Monk's are so fun!


Exetr_

Paladin


_-DirtyMike-_

Necromancer


Far-Goal-801

I have found my people. Sure they WERE dead. But no one said they had to stay that way.


wrwadnd

Low wisdom wizard


Puzzleheaded-Ad8704

Pfffttt..I. sure my party can dodge this easily....


WearTearLove

Artificier :P I tinker with all kind of tech, i paint Minis, and i support.


Gellr

Rogue!


colemanjanuary

DEUS VULT


BuckRusty

Yes.


HiopXenophil

\*takes a step back\* they asked for what you identify with, not your character


colemanjanuary

DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT


mrinternethermit

DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT


MirakleMonk

I think it's obvious


Usain-Bolas

Im monk open hand


Kalkrex-625

This is Artificer erasure.


AnExistingRedditor

Wizard, cleric, sorcerer and warlock, I love playing them all equally


SleppyLeBo

A Dungeon Master.


BowtiedTrombone

*sad artificer noises*


Maximum_Actuary9695

Ranger moment


liladversith

You... missed both my mains


amylou_sky

Im sorry! but just because there not there doesn't mean you can't pick them!


Wh4rrgarbl

I guess I'm a fighter/ bard multi


MajicMan101

Cleric because death is cheap


Nkromancer

I'm a bard, except instead of having any real/traditional talent I just make dumb jokes and try to make people smile. :)


Taggerung179

That's bard enough for me.


LittleEpsii

Sorcerer, easily. I am not at all hard working and yet I understand things anyway (referring to my schoolwork in this case)


Nestmind

Mystic Knight


Senalmoondog

Dont get to play alot. Was mostly DM in another system (s), in the past I Always played ranger-types with a bow Finally got to play! But not as often as Id like. Half elf fighter/duelist who is also a bard, not the class bard but rather the profession IF you get my drift. Maybe multiclasd later? Probably very edgelordy but I have fun and the character is maturing (been humbled a few times)


Thezestisthebest

Either wizard or cleric!


RampantGhost

Imma have to roll with Warlock. I got nothing special inside of me to give so I'll just borrow the special from someone else and pay it back with interest. Ive always been good about paying debts off on time.. Fingers crossed I get a Mommy Dom Archfey patron. Celestial is good too. Can't really do fiend tho, I don't like fire.


RoWanchase6053

Either paladin cleric or barbarian and subclasses would be in order vengeance forge and bear totem all the way


Superlion27

Why is their no sorcerer.( I like to play a sorcerer)


Cythouir

Fighter


captain_rumdrunk

I guess spiritually I'd have to go ranger. I can hunt (with a bow even, though not normally), love animals and respect the meat I enjoy, would have all the dogs if I could provide for them, decent enough with sword/spear/hand-to-hand to get past druid. My physique says fighter, my mentality says druid. Ranger is the best midway point.


gsel1127

DM


Its_gonder

Dungeon Master, cries in forever DM


WhenHeroesDie

*loads shotgun* it was warlock until you chose violence


enforcercoyote4

Paladin and rogue are my 2 current characters My rogue is fun cause he's charismatic and is pretty decent in combat And my paladin is a fucking beast who literally kills people just by being in their presence


B3C4U5E_

DM


TheGrimGriefer3

Bruh, there are 12 zodiacs and 12 classes Why you only show 10? Are us warlocks and sorcerers not good enough!?!?


EkkoTheKobold

Sir. I raise you one higher. Whats your Pathfinder class?


WarTornGaming

Multi-class?


Puzzleheaded-Ad8704

NOOOOOO!! The purity of single class must be preserved! You cannot defile-wait... If I take one level here I get to cast some spells? Man some of these first level options are sweet! If I hold out a bit... I can get these abilities after 3 levels which mesh nicely with my existing ones.....


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rlyrlycooldude

Currently artificer


Ishigami-the-Kami

I’m totally a Monk. Good at exactly one thing but even that just fails most of the time, worse than all my friends in pretty much everything else, gets tired fast, doesn’t have enough ASIs to increase intelligence, never truly improves regardless of how much time passes and no one who’ve known my incredible self for more than a year wants to play with me ever again.


1v0ryh4t

FUCK THAT! Monk's have so much rich flavor and I have waaaaay too much fun climbing on vertical surfaces and catching arrows. Monks aren't the best at damage sure, but they can stun all day baby. They can heal with punches, sprout astral arms, and punch someone's soul out of their body (at least quivering palm might feel like it) Their magic can't be dispelled (I don't think?) Because that shit comes from within. They can pick up a wooden spoon at level 11 and do 1d8 damage with it, and if that's not cool I don't know what is. Monks aren't the best, but they are so much fun that I have to actively stop myself from playing them all the time. Edit: added more cool monk shit. Monk gang rise up👊


Ishigami-the-Kami

Any class can have flavour. A Fighter with *Tavern Brawler* is better at figuring with a spoon than a Monk. Stun targets CON saves, requires WIS (secondary stat) and drains your entire KI really fast. Climbing hardly ever truly matters when pretty much every class can either fly or attack from range.


RoWanchase6053

Can someone explain how to build an artificer im curious but don’t want to not like the character if I mess it up


Alpha_BanthaBoy

Sorcerer, thank you very much.


Puzzleheaded-Ad8704

Where there is good I am the shield that defends it. Where there is darkness I am the light that burns it away. Where there is evil *I will detect it and smite it till it stops twitching* ~~unless it yields~~


T3chromancer1

Ancients Hexadin.


ohno_buster

cleric, its you being a holy wizard, its also one of the few classes that doesnt kill or have sex with people all the time, if your charater is a pacifist


Sydronomix

Id pick warlock, if there was one.


ourplanetisfucked

Warlock, Monk, Wizard, Rogue in that order


Bill_Johnso

I’ve got two. Barbarian and wizard.


TortoiseaWantsToDie

Cleric and Artificer


NovaCoyote

I’m Abserd


HrabiaVulpes

I'm not on the list.


L1ttleH0rr0r

Well I'm a broken ass rogue barbarian multiclass


the_sternest123

Just spin The spellcaster wheel And Well see


ehrenschnitzelsam

Druid and Paladin!


Beautiful_Cellist563

I Haven’t been playing dnd for long enough to know what my favourite class is, but from the ones I have played I would say it has been my human fighter


olafblacksword

Wizard, who thinks he is a tank. On a second thought, wizard bladesinger with couple blasting spells prepared is quite a Panzer.


JustScreamingTBH

Artificer, warlock or sorcerer : )


LustyWarlock

Rogue..


catphis

wizard


Just_Velvet

The Octagon.


Macchicken27

Only the most holy of character options. Cleric and Paladin supremacy. (Serious opinion, I think cleric is the strongest class)


KrazyCrafterYT

Sorcerer or Druid


Fennily

Druid all the way


novis-eldritch-maxim

monk, which really needs an overhaul.


here_i_am_boys

I know they arent that great in 5e but i love monks


RobwillSilvari

I'd love to say wizard, but let's be honest, I'd be a bard


Dovahnime

I like ranger in theory, but I can't stop making Warlocks


amylou_sky

Thats me with Rogues XD I love em to much


Mr_Incognito_mod

Were artillerist artificer


LegendaryGiraffe47

Currently I am a Tortle Monk that is a Kung fu master and an avid fighter against plastic straws


Psychomaniac14

NPC