Gods help the wizard if the barb ever picks up a dictionary.
By - last_train_to_space
This makes me really want to get a barbarian that is relatively intelligent, but hides the fact from the party.
When the barbarian started using fully formed sentences, the party realized that they had fucked up.
I did this in 3.5 with a half orc barbarian. Dipped a level into fighter for that sweet sweet extra feat and to give him literacy. I love playing half-orcs and giving them interesting quirks or ways they fit into unorthodox rolls.
Had a half orc rogue that did stealth via intimidate. It was amazing.
YOU CANNOT SEE ME
I like that and want to see it lmao
Crunk like word book, it makes brain tingle.
In secret: got reading glasses on sitting in a highback wing chair by the fire on a bearskin rug wearing slippers. Enjoying some brandy and smoking a pipe whilst devouring the language. Indubitably.
“I only verbalize eloquently using complex terms, sometimes in another toungue, that he cannot fully comprehend” - Wizard
Wizards need their own secret language like rogues and druids. Erudite Locution.
If he can read it.
It's settled, I'm making a barbarian character who is JFK from Clone High.
Nothing bad ever happens to the zealot barbarians!
*enemy rolls a nat 20*
I err uhh, LIKE THIS MEME
You mean to use as an improvised weapon? Because he sure isn't reading it.
He can read. He is just a little slow.
My barb has 12 Int and 8 Chr. I am smart, just a dick.