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Gods help the wizard if the barb ever picks up a dictionary.

Gods help the wizard if the barb ever picks up a dictionary.

Echantediamond1

This makes me really want to get a barbarian that is relatively intelligent, but hides the fact from the party.


last_train_to_space

When the barbarian started using fully formed sentences, the party realized that they had fucked up.


RelicBeckwelf

I did this in 3.5 with a half orc barbarian. Dipped a level into fighter for that sweet sweet extra feat and to give him literacy. I love playing half-orcs and giving them interesting quirks or ways they fit into unorthodox rolls. Had a half orc rogue that did stealth via intimidate. It was amazing.


GeraltofRiviva

YOU CANNOT SEE ME


DevonMcClain

I like that and want to see it lmao


duffelbagpete

Crunk like word book, it makes brain tingle. In secret: got reading glasses on sitting in a highback wing chair by the fire on a bearskin rug wearing slippers. Enjoying some brandy and smoking a pipe whilst devouring the language. Indubitably.


Ouroboron

[Yes.](https://static0.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/JupitersLegacy-Volume1-Episode2-Blackstar.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=963&h=481&dpr=1.5)


Ouroboron

[Goals?](https://static0.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/JupitersLegacy-Volume1-Episode2-Blackstar.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=963&h=481&dpr=1.5)


Nictem

“I only verbalize eloquently using complex terms, sometimes in another toungue, that he cannot fully comprehend” - Wizard


Justisaur

Wizards need their own secret language like rogues and druids. Erudite Locution.


duffelbagpete

If he can read it.


Emergency_Aide633

It's settled, I'm making a barbarian character who is JFK from Clone High.


last_train_to_space

Nothing bad ever happens to the zealot barbarians!


Emergency_Aide633

*enemy rolls a nat 20* "WAAAGH!!!"


xchipter

I err uhh, LIKE THIS MEME


Justisaur

You mean to use as an improvised weapon? Because he sure isn't reading it.


last_train_to_space

He can read. He is just a little slow.


derbrettzel

My barb has 12 Int and 8 Chr. I am smart, just a dick.