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A happy DM is a generous DM.

A happy DM is a generous DM.

Palamedesxy

Throw in a cute party mascot and you got yourself a deal.


PunnyHoomans

How about a pretty hat for your character?


Palamedesxy

Tempting.. how pretty is the hat?


PunnyHoomans

Very pretty.


Palamedesxy

VERY tempting.


PunnyHoomans

It’s also got a big feather on it so you look fancier when you wear it.


Palamedesxy

DEAL! Haha! Sucker!


PunnyHoomans

Glad you like it! *begins to scribble notes down*


Palamedesxy

Eh? Whatcha writing?


PunnyHoomans

Just some notes for the campaign don’t worry.


Randomgold42

But what happens if you're only online? How do you bribe the DM that way?


shankNstein

I've been drawing character art for their homebrew stuff, and It seems to be working pretty well.


last_train_to_space

You could buy them books? Idk get creative.


Nictem

Geolocate them and deliver food to them


kimmytheaccountant

We all recently pitched in to get our DM a new computer monitor. We're level 10 now and no one's died yet, so I think it's working so far.


Melissa-Crown

Bribing can be… acceptable


TotallyFlip

So if the players don't bring booze and snacks they don't get to level at the same rate? Sounds like a pretty shite DM


That_Lore_Guy

Sorry no booze no level. We DM’s need it to put up with players whining about needing more XP all the time! 🤣


TotallyFlip

Sounds like pretty shite players