A happy DM is a generous DM.
By - last_train_to_space
Throw in a cute party mascot and you got yourself a deal.
How about a pretty hat for your character?
Tempting.. how pretty is the hat?
It’s also got a big feather on it so you look fancier when you wear it.
DEAL! Haha! Sucker!
Glad you like it! *begins to scribble notes down*
Eh? Whatcha writing?
Just some notes for the campaign don’t worry.
But what happens if you're only online? How do you bribe the DM that way?
I've been drawing character art for their homebrew stuff, and It seems to be working pretty well.
You could buy them books? Idk get creative.
Geolocate them and deliver food to them
We all recently pitched in to get our DM a new computer monitor. We're level 10 now and no one's died yet, so I think it's working so far.
Bribing can be… acceptable
So if the players don't bring booze and snacks they don't get to level at the same rate? Sounds like a pretty shite DM
Sorry no booze no level. We DM’s need it to put up with players whining about needing more XP all the time! 🤣
Sounds like pretty shite players