T O P

Take it easy there, little guy

Take it easy there, little guy

RockyPixel

Why is Pikachu larping as Joshua Graham?


Cannibal_MoshpitV2

He prays for the safety of all peoples who come to the Safari Zone.


lol_F1REFLY

If I'm not wrong that's where the original template is from


PM_ME_UR_FEM_PENIS

Damn Christians, they ruined Christianity!


Divineinfinity

Like Orthodox and Catholics # Or Catholics and Protestants # Or Catholics and Hussites # Or Catholics and Lollards # Or Catholics and Adamites # ^(/s)


Cheesecakejedi

or my personal favorite, Catholic and other Catholics.


uencos

Damn Catholics, they ruined Catholicism!


signofthecross17

Sad truth.


PM_ME_UR_FEM_PENIS

*Angry 16th century noises*


_Charlie_Sheen_

Jesus seems like a pretty cool dude. I’d love to go over to his house for a drink and play fortnite or whatever. But his weird friends are all gonna be there so I definitely can’t.


Childslayer3000

Wdym


coveylover

You joke of this, but they actually quote this guy unironically


CatoChateau

Pikachu?


coveylover

Joshua Graham from Fallout New Vegas. He's the one who says the quote there "we can't expect God to do all the work". Sorry if I didn't catch if you're joking or not


bionicstarsteel

It's ironic because Joshua Graham is mormon, so most militant Christians would consider him a hard core heretic.


Carl0sspcywe3nr

He would never be a heratic, he uses 1911s


bionicstarsteel

I'm not sure about that. 1911's were invented by a mormon. Sounds pretty heretical to me.


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

Huh, TIL Browning was a Mormon.


blucherspanzers

John Moses Browning and his firearms are proof that the LDS are truly God's chosen people.


RenegadeCapty

10 Kids and everything, a true mormon


TeddysBigStick

25 siblings.


Carl0sspcywe3nr

No way, John Moses Browning made the M2HB and the 1911, he became a honorary saint at that point


espilono

Declaring others as heretics has been a favorite Christian pastime for the past 1600 years.


coveylover

The most common thing about Christians is for Christians to turn to other Christians and to say that they're not Christian enough or that they're too Christian And then they'll turn the other Christians and say that they're not even Christian at all. That the Christian God they worship is not the Christian God that we worship Is this getting confusing yet?


Roboticsammy

Well, he's not a heretic in his mind. You are!


CatoChateau

Lol. Yea, it was a joke.


Sarahthelizard

Eeek. How about saying that when feeding the poor or welcoming immigrants? They’re probably not..


rhaphazard

Pretty sure those are commands of personal action, not national policy.


valentc

Yeah, like that one time when supply side Jesus was going to feed all those people, but "said get a job you lazy bums, I'm not gonna feed you." Because Jesus cared about the economic well being of the Roman state, not the sick and poor that need help. Amen.


rhaphazard

No, Jesus stayed out of politics altogether. The Romans didn't even care about him and Pontius Pilate literally washed his hands of Jesus' trial.


valentc

Religion was politics. He worked against the local rules and structures that existed at the time. His teachings are inherently political. They became the basis for one of the biggest governments ever. The Catholic Church. Saying Jesus stayed put of politics ignores the history that religion was government.


rhaphazard

Yes, Judaism was integrated into the governance of Israel, but Jesus never preached on policy, only on personal action. The Catholic Church also worships Mother Mary, so I don't know how seriously you want to take them in the context of Jesus' teaching. You are retroactively applying what the church did a thousand years later to Jesus. Give me one example of Jesus actually preaching on politics/policy.


R-Guile

The only forces resembling political parties in 1st century Palestine were religious groups like the Pharisees and Saducces, or zealots wishing to rebel against Rome. Most of the local-level administration was done by these groups. There wasn't an option to be a non-religious political leader. Actions like healing on the sabbath and driving merchants from the temple were directly, intentionally, overtly opposing the religio-political authorities. Jesus got so far into their business they had him killed.


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Hjemi

Kind of a wrong sub for that my dude, if you want bashing of all Christians, r/religiousfruitcake might be more your style. While I know what *type* of Christians you're talking about, let's not paint the entire religion as just *those* people. There are plenty of rational, empathetic Christians too, who are willing to do some self reflection. Just as everyone else should be no matter their faith.


maddasher

And he sayeth unto them... Pika, pika,pika chuuuuu


Over-Cultered_Swine

“When thou art troubled, call upon thine down-b, and the heavens shall open up into thee and a storm shall protect thee”


_Charlie_Sheen_

FNV is my favourite game of all time but some of the fans are hella dumb. Like no guys, the legion isn’t “morally ambiguous” because they “keep the roads safe” or whatever. They are a bunch of slave owning rapists and a representation of historic fascism thats as subtle as a brick to the face.


coveylover

Just a friendly reminder that the NPC in the game that says that is literally a tradesman who benefits from the legion's trade with them. So every time you hear a person positively talking about the legion it's always someone who benefits from the legion anyway But yeah the fans are honestly some of the most ridiculous people I've ever seen. The developers themselves made it very clear that the legion is not supposed to be a perfect version of rome, rather a horrible bastardized version of it


Chaoticfrenchfry

Cass gives a good explanation for it, mourning the loss of her caravan, wondering if legion protecting the roads would’ve saved her caravan. Rationalizing giving up freedoms to protect all you own and love. It ain’t pretty, but neither is the wasteland I guess. Not defending the legion, just pointing it out.


coveylover

Yeah but Cass would have been a slave in the Legion, soo....


Chaoticfrenchfry

Yeah, whoever is left after they conquer and enslave is free to be their subjects. Not that it makes it better lol


coveylover

Yeah I agree, not sure how that is better than NCR 😂


Chaoticfrenchfry

Like Cass also says, the Legion is the perfect thing to kick the NCR in the dick. maybe they’ll realize throwing warm bodies at the problem doesn’t make it go away unless you also throw money and actual effort.


coveylover

Like NCR is junk, and deserve to be worked on and improved, but letting the Legion wipe out the NCR is a terrible idea. Like if the NCR had a faction that was about reform, like some rebels or dissenters, I would support them 100% But when I see the Legion coming, I'll ally with corrupt democracies to stop the genocidal sexist horde. Gameplay wise, hurr hurr Legion fun. Profligate


Chaoticfrenchfry

Crucifixion go brrr


ash087

Idk dude I just shot people whose quests I didn’t wanna do


Mephilies

*"BuT NcR mAkE mE pAy TaXeS sO tHeY jUsT aS bAd!"*


coveylover

Sounding a bit American over here lol


noblemortarman

Nah, Joshua Graham's a Geodude Fire and flying weren't very effective


TEL-CFC_boi

DEUS VULT, MY BROTHERS!


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Annuit cœptis!


TEL-CFC_boi

Carpe vinum!


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Civitas gloriosa Dei est in hoc opus, quam tu, Marcellinus filius carissime, suggesserant, et quod est ex vobis in promissionem. Ego suscepi defensionem adversus eos qui poterant deos suos in conditor urbe - civitas excellens, sive ut videndum est quod adhuc vivit per fidem in hac fugaces tempus et peregrinatorem in medio Impii vel in certa stabilitate suae sedem, quam nunc patientius exspectat, exspectat ad iustitiam ad judicium, Psalmus 94:15 et obtinet, per virtutem suae excellentiae, Psalmus 94:15 et obtinet, per virtutem suam excellentiam, Psalm 94:15 et obtinet, per virtutem suam excellentiam, Psalmus 94:15 et perfectus pax. Hoc est magnum et arduum opus, sed Deus adiutor meus. Quia ego sum conscius quod facultatem requiritur ad suadere superbus quam magna est virtus humilitatis, quae suscitat nos, non per humana superbia, sed per divinam gratiam, super omnes dignitatum, quod togat in hac shifting SCENA. Nam rex et conditor de hac civitate quae loquimur, habet in scriptura ad populum suum de dicto lege divina in his verbis: Deus resistit superbia, sed dat gratiam ad humilem. James IV: VI et I Petri V: V Sed hoc, quod est privativum Dei, inflatam ambitionem superbia spiritus et afficit, et amat, quod hoc numerari inter sua attributa, et amores inter se numerari cum attributa est, ut hoc inter se attributa, Misericordia humiliatus est anima mea, Et comminuet super filios superbiae. Virgilius, Aeneid, 6-854. [Parcere Subject et Debellare Superbos] Et ideo sicut consilii huius operis suscepimus requirit, et sicut occasio offert, oportet dicere etiam de terreno civitate, quod, quamvis domina gentium, quod ipsa regula dominari. Caput 1. De Adversariis nominis Christi, quam barbaros propter Christum pepercit cum expugnata civitatem. Ad hoc terrenum civitatem pertinent ad hostes contra quos ego defendere civitatem Dei. Multi quidem reclaimed ab impiis errore satis crediderunt civitati civitatis; Multi ita inflammantur odio contra eam et ingrata redemptore pro signa beneficia, ut obliviscatur quod iam non poterant loqui unum verbum in pravis, quod non in sacris locis Fugerunt hostium ferro, quod vita in se gloriantur. [Augustini refertur ad Sacking de urbe Romae in CDX per Alaric in Visigoth. Fuit maxime humanum barbarum invadit et amplectitur arianism. Catholicos pepercit.] Non Romanos Romanos, qui per barbaros per se ad Christum, hostes in nomine Christi? Et reliquarium martyrum et ecclesiis Apostolorum testantur; Nam in sacci urbis aperta sunt omnes qui fugerunt ad eos, sive Christiani seu paganus. Ad ipsorum limine sanguinum hostium ruit; Illic eius homicidem furorem habebat terminum. Fecitque hostium quemquam pietatem deferat quibus dederat quartam ne minus propitius disponit caderet super eos. Et quidem cum homicidas qui ubique se ostendit se pitilless venit ad maculae ubi vetiti quod licentia bello licet in omni alio loco furit ira occisionem et diducta et studio captivis extinguetur. Sic fugit multitudines, qui nunc opprobrium Christianae religionis, et imputat Christo in malis, qui acciderunt civitatem; Sed conservatio suae vitae - a Boon quod debere ad respectu Christi per barbaros - non propriis Christo sed sua bona fortuna. Debuerint potius habuerunt rite perceptiones, ad attribuere severities et labores inflicta ab hostibus, ad quod Divina Providentia, quae solet reformare prava moribus hominibus castigatione, et quod similia tribulationibus et laudabilitate - vel Translating eos, cum pertransissent per iudicii, ad melius mundum, aut detineret eos usque in terris pro Ulterior proposita. Et debent ad spiritum horum Christianis temporibus, quod contra consuetudinem belli, haec barbaris crustum pepercit et pepercit pro Christo, utrum haec misericordia actu per loca promiscua vel in locis Specialiter dicata Christi nomine et qua maxima delectus sanctificationis, ut plenae scope sic dari expansivum misericordia desideravit quod multitudo reperiret. Ergo debemus dare Deo gratias et confessionis confessionis confugi nomen eius ut sic effugere poenam aeternae fire- qui cum labia apprehenderunt eos nomen ut evadere poenam exitium.


TEL-CFC_boi

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur


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Immo, conservus meus in Christo. Immo...


TEL-CFC_boi

Sit vis nobiscum


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Immo, ***Christus in aeternum!***


TEL-CFC_boi

Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus


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Omnes gentes interficere? Non, Sed quid tunc cruces? nemo nos intelligere potest, aliquid moliri possumus.


catsareweirdroomates

tldr


DumDumDog

not a joke ... Christian terrorisms is the most serious problem we have in the USA ... Christian terror is some scary shit just look at jan 6 that is some scary scary christians


Dyantier

Anybody who does those kind of things, isn’t Christian in my book.


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DumDumDog

You calm down You're arguing from an emotional state and if I show emotion you think you see witness but the problem is your gas lighting how about a long time ago Christians just used to kill anybody that wasn't a Christian You know the history people were not allowed into universities as atheists there was bigotry for a super long time and you want to look at history and go why haven't atheists done this or that hey why have you been f****** crazy people killing atheists


Alcibiadessimp

I'm being emotion? Can you even read your own writing? And I'm pretty certain you don't know what gaslighting is, and in addition you have not addressed any of my points and instead have contructed this barely readable rant that is irrelevant to what remnants remnants a conversation we are having, I have no time for edgy angry teens, or edgy angry adults who behave like teens if you insist. You are blocked


DumDumDog

I'm sorry your panties are in a wad and you can't prove your religion is real and your God is real and you have to come up with a whole bunch of stupid f****** arguments to try to seem smart and then you're going to call everybody crazy prove your point ... S*** or get off the pot you're doing nothing but attacking me while you're beliefs are just b*******.... You can't prove you're a real Christian because you got to prove God is real because I don't think your God is real so anybody's a Christian who says they're a Christian that's the way this s*** works


Alcibiadessimp

I would debate you if you really insisted, IF you demonstrated yourself to even slightly be a calm reasonable collected person


DumDumDog

Wow you calm down and stop being a bigot they're a lot of famous atheists philosophers and riders and artists and poets I don't know why you're so f****** stupid that you don't know that maybe because you're a big f****** bigot


Alcibiadessimp

How can I be a bigot, I haven't expressed any political or social beliefs. And only philophers and maybe historians are qualified to discuss Christianity. and there are atheist philosophers but there really aren't very many. Additionally who swears so much, but still feels the need to censor it.


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Broclen

Truth


ItIsntComplicated

I’m sure God knows that we’re all going to disagree on some issues. So the fact that some of these Christians think you’re going to hell for a slightly different one is insane.


Jaakarikyk

Colossians chapter 2 be like "16 Therefore do not let anyone judge you by what you eat or drink, or with regard to a religious festival, a New Moon celebration or a Sabbath day. 17 These are a shadow of the things that were to come; the reality, however, is found in Christ." and then you got hella sects where people deem such menial things dealbreakers.


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Yeah they *really* missed that part where Jesus explained our beliefs or something lol


Palinomana

Do you have the original?


nightmrionne

Sadly that's my mom


maddasher

When a church has drums and not just strings...


kurpPpa

"You see, I think God chooses if we go to heaven before we even are born. Salvation is predestined" -"cool. Time to check what God has in store for you" *cocks pistol


Nathan_TK

Crusades….crusades never change.


Roboticsammy

God fallout 4's factions were all disappointing. I sided with the railroad at the end, but i hated every ending. Instead of having the end of your game ending influenced by all of the choices you made in the game, like FO 3 and NV (unless I'm not remembering it right), the end is literally choose 1 of 3 factions and that's that. And no nuance in the endings, either.


Nathan_TK

The Railroad is the only faction I’ve never sided with. After they decode the courser chip, I never see them again unless it’s to wipe them out. I usually side with the Minutemen, but only because of how many New Vegas mods I use to where the MM are the NCR. The Brotherhood was once, and I’ve done three with the Institute. The last one was purely because I was doing a Star Trek theme, and the others were because, in my head canon, after the SS becomes the Director you can order a stop to the kidnapping thing, and every time I’ve built a massive facility at Spectacle Island ~~that takes me to a crippling 12 fps~~ that’s free to the entire Commonwealth to use, and even apply to work/learn there to actually better humanity instead of hiding from it. But yeah, without mods or head canons, 4’s factions are…lacking. Morally, the MM are the best. In raw firepower, the BoS. In terms of technological advancements, the Institute. And then there’s the Railroad, just kinda…there.


Typical_Engineer3221

You forgot the quotation marks around Christian


squirrelhut

This made me laugh more than it should have


Fern-ando

Reconquista time.


Brutal2003

Militant Christians? Heck, that's all of twitter these days.


HopefulKangaroo7390

This is actually me- HEY DID GOD TELL YOU ABOUT THE THING?