All hail the chicken lord!
By - kochumangadan
This. This is why I love Watterson so much. Those random, goofy, philosophical questions that Calvin conveys all too well with his fatalistic outlook. And how the parents have already ridden that rollercoaster at least 1,000 times and just want a quiet dinner.
My favourite line is, Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand Euphoria. I had that printed on my old phone case.
That look of desperation like it's his very last attempt to not eat his dinner is GOLD.
Calvin only likes gross dinners!
Mom should have just told him its a pterodactyl. That might have worked.
Booger soup or cow pie or worm pies work too!!!
Is that a couple of large books he is sitting on to reach the table?
Yeah good catch! I remember a comic about him being being so short that he has to wear shorts as pants.
[here it is](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/08/06)
THE MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!
Shhh! He is legend!
So you have eaten my body. As I instructed your kind. Good... Good...
The first panel is my phone wallpaper. Makes me smile every time.