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All hail the chicken lord!

All hail the chicken lord!

trysushi

This. This is why I love Watterson so much. Those random, goofy, philosophical questions that Calvin conveys all too well with his fatalistic outlook. And how the parents have already ridden that rollercoaster at least 1,000 times and just want a quiet dinner.


kochumangadan

My favourite line is, Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand Euphoria. I had that printed on my old phone case.


ichthyoidoc

That look of desperation like it's his very last attempt to not eat his dinner is GOLD.


kochumangadan

Calvin only likes gross dinners!


ichthyoidoc

Truth! Haha


kochumangadan

Mom should have just told him its a pterodactyl. That might have worked.


Shajey_bitheway

Booger soup or cow pie or worm pies work too!!!


kochumangadan

Is that a couple of large books he is sitting on to reach the table?


Beast-_-Master_-_64

Yeah good catch! I remember a comic about him being being so short that he has to wear shorts as pants. [here it is](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/08/06)


wildrook

THE MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!


greeny74

Shhh! He is legend!


Daikataro

So you have eaten my body. As I instructed your kind. Good... Good...


dctrchristine

The first panel is my phone wallpaper. Makes me smile every time.