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Peristeronic_Bowtie

D O N K


fvpb3

Kills fish.


myshelllee

Dead


TheBeardliestBeard

DED


babatutunde0810

Boink


UnderMediocre

ahHH gawd damn


admiral_ultrive

IF I was not flat broke I would have given you a reward


solodolofasho

‘Bro ^icansavethisfish’


da5id__

Hold my gatora....wait, throw my gatorade!


buscamares

Whos the ass who threw that?


mutalisken

Yeah. There was no foul play between the animals and the fish was dead. So unnecessary.


abelgim1

Haha foul play.. what would constitute foul play in the animal kingdom?


baleil_neil

That’s the thing, there never is foul play when it comes to animals so the humans shouldn’t have interfered


mutalisken

When an animel gets an advantage due to humans having changed the environment you get foul play. For example a sea lion stuck in a net vs an orca.


baleil_neil

Ooh shit wait was the fish stuck in a net? I can’t see clearly in the video


mutalisken

No. It wasn’t. I gave an example of what foul play is in nature. I claim here that the human was an idiot for interfering because there was no foul play.


baleil_neil

Yeah that’s what I was saying. The human shouldn’t have interfered


mutalisken

👍


Realityinmyhand

Creating and throwing plastic waste, like that bottle, is the only foul play I see in that video. Monkey too smart and too stupid at the same time for everyone's long term good.


flexcortex

Skunk spray


Blazing_Buizel_7

A gun


montymm

Wtf lmao, he just killed the fish it’s not the end of the world it got hit by a empty bottle


mutalisken

How would you like to get hit in the head by a bottle thrown by thanos, just as you’re about to devour a fish... or something that potentially could smell like fish.


Finnanutenya

I'd be upset, but like, its a gatorade bottle, not a grenade. The littering is worse.


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havoc8154

In this case I'd say tearing the stomach would be the more likely danger than impaction. Fish aren't really that hard to digest compared to bugs and mammals, so even a large meal like that is unlikely to impact the snake.


KhronosEKairos

Tearing then impaction. That snake would die, if it got that inside itself. (I doubt it would fit in it's mouth tho)


Necrovenge

Who’s the legend who threw that*


SoloTheFord

Dude, the snakes just wants to eat bro!


KhronosEKairos

You do realize, snakes don't chew and that they can die from trying to eat something too big, right?


happinass

Unless it's trying to eat yo mama, I think the snake's going to be fine.


philliphilbo

god how did i not realize that...


Jeggu2

Then fuckin let natural selection happen, also snakes can spit it out if they realize there food is too big


KhronosEKairos

Regurgitation doesn't always work, just look it up, you'll find many videos of snakes dead with too much inside them. Of which killed them. Fyi, i don't give a single shit if the snake or fish dies/died, i just enjoy enlightening the intellectually lacking individuals of this realm. <3


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DemiVideos04

wow you are so smart i cant wait to suck the cock of someone with superior intellect than me


KhronosEKairos

Lmao


cheese_bruh

Was agreeing with you until you decided to be a smartass with the last part


i-like-crusty-toes89

You do also realise if a prey item is too big they will not try to eat it or find out it’s too big after trying for a while


havoc8154

Not always, there are plenty of gruesome pictures online of snakes who tried to eat something too big. Not that this water snake was, he'd have been just fine.


i-like-crusty-toes89

Yeah but the majority of the time the snakes are smart enough to realise, but yeah


KhronosEKairos

False, snakes aren't that bright, many die from trying to eat something too big. Look it up, i really shouldn't need to explain such obvious shit to people... seems this era of humanity is quite the joke. So full of pride with no actual substance to back such delusions. But, God still loves you :> <3, ill pray for you uwu.


i-like-crusty-toes89

Mate I know full fucking well how smart snakes are


KhronosEKairos

What's your point?


nigafaggajucieR

Dont snake eat big ass eggs tho


woahdudechil

Idk why you got downvoted either


KhronosEKairos

I don't get why people get downvoted for being correct, yet upvoted for saying stupid shit. But I'll give it a try next time, might just get a bunch of upvotes, i'm positive i can come up with a really borderline retarded comment on a future random video, that surely will appease the children/trolls/offended morons/assholes.


himynameisnotdave

👇


DeadMenSprinting

What are you pointing at


himynameisnotdave

Your comment


DeadMenSprinting

I see


happinass

Thing is, it's still all just nature. No one is forcing that snake to eat something that big, and potentially die (unlikely, imo). In the words of Ivan Drago, if he dies, he dies.


ba-NANI

>i'm positive i can come up with a really borderline retarded comment on a future random video, that surely will appease the children/trolls/offended morons/assholes. [It doesn't always work out, but it was a good shot] (https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/inedv2/wildlife_cameraman/g47yxeh)


KhronosEKairos

It's the effort that counts though! Pray for me, that i can reach such great heights. <3


BarccObama

You’ve been downvoted saying “this generation is dumb” and thinking you are any better


KhronosEKairos

I originally got downvoted for saying the first comment, which prompted the other comments + responses to people. I am better, i don't downvote people for saying factual shit, that I am unaware of. I say: oh, didn't know that. Thanks.


Sushi_The_Cutie

This just makes me sad


lookingnotbuying

Me too. There are so many foul videos of people hurting / torturing / pestering animals


OutofBlood

Really gonna fuck a snek outta a meal like that? Those things go months without eating and maybe that was the first thing it caught in that amount of tine


KhronosEKairos

bUt HoW iS iT gOiNg tO cHeW aLl ThAt FoOd? Or Do YoU pRoPoSe ThAt It Is GoInG tO sWaLloW iT wHoLe?


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It was about to start chopping it up but we didn’t get that far.


KhronosEKairos

Shit... probably, i didn't think about that possibility.


SaltyDoggoMeo

Why not let the snake have the fish ffs? It’s called Survival Of The Fittest for a reason.


maerlinowich

*survival of the fishest


Gary420911666

The fittest was the man with the bottle


KhronosEKairos

wHaT dO yOu tHinK tHe sNaKe iS gOinG tO bE aBlE tO dO wItH tHaT fiSH? cHeW pEiCes oFf oF iT oR wHaT?


Vangoss05

Tonk


Debbarick

Killed both of them


BigZmultiverse

And littered in the process


LunaFox45

“Bro I could save this fish.” T H U N K


shelzmike

Have you not seen Final Destination!?


SociallyDeadOnReddit

That fish is now going to die in 15 car pileup on the interstate 6 days from now


Sylaqui

This is not funny. It's cruel and interfering with nature. What an asshole.


BamBamBoy7

I mean yeah you’re right but come on, you gotta admit that BONK is pretty funny


LuciosLeftNut

Not original commenter but no, not really that funny.


DemiVideos04

its pretty funny


LuciosLeftNut

This sub is filled with sociopaths


isighuh

Wow, you’re being extremely overdramatic dude 😂 imagine thinking this constitutes identifying sociopaths haha get over yourself man


DemiVideos04

come on man, it was an empty bottle that didnt hurt the snake. Sure the person shouldnt have interfered to “save” the fish but the bonk is honestly funny


LuciosLeftNut

I guess I just cant separate the act from the comedy, thus I dont find it funny


ancient_williams

Are you autistic?


LuciosLeftNut

If I am, where do we go from here? Is that supposed to be an insult?


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Humaniak

This shouldnt be upvoted its borderline animal abuse? If a dog was eating out of its bowl and dude came along and threw something thats bigger than the whole damn dog (idk a chair or something?) That would be grounds for a criminal investigation. I may be bias because i love snakes but still nature has enough troubles right now without people just hurting stuff for a laugh.


YRedditDeletMeAcount

Someones pet is different from the countless animals found outside, nobody feels like it’s accepted to harm a pet. This case someone felt the need to save an animal despite how it ends up for the snake even thought a 20 gram bottle couldn’t harm a 150 gram snake. There are far worse things someone can deliberately do to an animal, this isn’t a concern.


Humaniak

Im sorry but i dont agree with that at all. Animals in nature if anything are more important than a pet which isnt part of the natural world at all. Not saying either is right ofcourse but that is nature right there and you shouldnt mess around with it. Obviously in the grand scheme of things it doesnt matter but its the mindset i have a problem with. And as someone whos been out doors their whole life and seen animals harmed in every way possible i can assure you a bottle to the head of a little snake could absolutely mess up its eyes or jaw so that it may well end up starving to death later on. Again if it were lets say a tiger with a deer and some idiot ran up and threw rocks at it to "save" the deer everyone would have a problem with it. Its no different just a bigger animal


heirein

Litering


NordeggNomad

I think it was 591ml.... so 591mllitering


sarcalom

This is fucking stupid. Animal abuse is never funny.


snorkiebarbados

Fuck you cunt


Symplystical

That’s a perfect sound effect


mandatoryfield

Snake gotta eat, same as a fish, same as a camera person


Fluffy-Weapon

A wild bottle in his natural habitat. The first one ever filmed while it’s defending it’s territory.


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Wtf,. He's just trying to survive too


TheRealDiehl05

“The snake died later that day due to starvation”


Stoltefusser

Straight up animal abuse


Reosero_

Snek got bonked very hard press F to pay respects


AenkaT

Bro, I can save this fish-


Cleverbird

Aw, let the poor snake eat!


billy13th99

Seriously, this isn’t exactly funny


Cheese_is_milk_loaf

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


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*B O N K*


arothmanmusic

SAVED.


Kwitkwat_247

Bro I can save this fish


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Let him eat


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woke102

How downtrodden do you have to be in life to look at this funny and unexpected video and think, " BRO HE SHOULD NOT INTERFERE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM WTF THIS IS TERRIBLE" just have fun and laugh or at least keep it to yourself so as to not act so dang high and mighty


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# [B O N K](https://youtu.be/gwxTZaa3NgI)


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Detener

Happy cake day


VioletTantrum

And you as well :)


Detener

Lol


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svan73

Did i witness murder?


theeibok1

*saves fish*


dcj83

Sorry, I had a good laugh


isighuh

So many people in here pointing out animal abuse but will never admit that we abuse animals every day just to survive. There is nothing inherently evil about saving something from death 🙄


YRedditDeletMeAcount

Yeah, his thought process was saving the fish regardless of the outcome. He threw an empty bottle at the snake, he wasn’t tazing a mouse or shooting a pregnant animal.


SebTheGamer

That sound!


whatamehlife

*BONK*


Alvaro_Eltz

You go to hungry jail. *BONK*


Dinoscavenjer123

The fish does not die from a single plastic container.Its a fish those dudes can survive a rock on the head and the only thing it does is knock it out.And also the snake can die from eating the fish judging from its size. Source: I fish some times.And the internet.


motorcycleloser

That poor fish has a concussion.


Sakhi_Osu

"bro I can save this fish", *kills fish*


Eirique

Bro why is this the first video in months to make me laugh


dcj83

r/funny


speedygunzh

Gatorados I choose you!!!


mishmoigon2

Bro I could save this fish B O N K


NoNameMike92

"bro i could save this fish" 1 second later \***BONK**\*


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AtlasIsNotNice

So people not crying over a post is what’s wrong with the world today?


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AtlasIsNotNice

Lol don’t try to change the subject by insult me lol


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AtlasIsNotNice

your acting like he caused a Forrest fire. Lmfao but It’s okay I can tell you like animals a lot. KEEP EATING YOUR CHEESEBURGERS AND CHICKEN NUGGETS and cry while people like us thrives in this world forever and ever till the end of time.


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AtlasIsNotNice

1 . I Never once I try to be act funny in my own comment thread and 2. clearly the thing I said makes sense since you quickly disregard it. And 3 of course nothing is forever it’s not to be taken Literally... dumbass


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AtlasIsNotNice

Yeah you basically saying I’m part of the majority and I’m just talking shit and not making sense But exactly what part is of my argument is invalid??


MrNben

Lmao why are people so mad, this shits funny


doctorDanBandageman

Imagine trying to eat a burger at a restaurant and someone throws something at your head that’s half your size. Still think it’s funny?


MrNben

I hold humans to a higher standard than snakes, so kind of a shitty argument. But that’s besides the point, it’s not like he killed the snake, it was an empty fucking plastic bottle. Y’all need to not get so offended over everything.


doctorDanBandageman

I’m not offended by it it’s just a shitty thing to do. I don’t see how it’s a shitty argument, so it’s okay too throw shit at animals trying to eat but we can’t throw shit at humans trying to eat? That’s a shitty defense.


MrNben

I’m just saying it’s a harmless joke. I don’t support animal abuse, but if someone did this to a person it would be a dick move, this is just funny, at least to me.


HuntersRule101

Snake: Who ever threw that bottle your moms a hoe


CR33P3RMAN_64

Happy cakeday! EDIT: Why tf does this have downvotes? I’m just wishing him a happy cakeday


VioletTantrum

Thanks :)


deubel52

This is a certified B O N K moment


whatitis244

Nice throw hahaha


lekon1998

HHAHAH I genuinely guffawed at this I can’t it’s 2 am and I’m trying not to wake up my family laughing lmfaoooo 😂😭


Bamali

i dont see how the snake could eat a fish that wide anyway lmfao


brighton6955

Who ever through that was like that one person in class when the class is misbehaving and that one can tell the teacher to suck his Dick


overusedandunfunny

Threw* Stay in school.


rightsyllalables

What a bro move. r/humansbeingbros


BeefSerious

Littering is never a bro move.


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VennTheSW

Snake did nothing wrong??