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Rep. Jim Jordan Outraged About DOJ Refusal To Investigate Italian Space Laser Election Fraud

Rep. Jim Jordan Outraged About DOJ Refusal To Investigate Italian Space Laser Election Fraud

meowsaysdexter

Italy's got one too? You'd think a rich guy like Trump would own by now. What a loser. Bet you George Soros owns one.


Fredex8

I believe Trump does have a space laser but it is only any good for reheating burgers. Everyone jokes about him using fake tan but really that's laser burn.


meowsaysdexter

It all makes sense now.


Dizbizney

How do these morons who dont even understand the laws that govern their governments actions and oversight keep their jobs?! Is there a brain cell to be found between him, Boerbort, Greene, Gaetz et all?? What an embarrassing time to be an American.


FinancialTea4

They know. They rely on idiots who don't understand the law or the government to elect them. Of course they're doing this shit.


SnowflowerSixtyFour

Italy? He thinks Italy rigged the us election? Why Italy? What’s supposed to be in it for Italy?


PencilSuperDog

Yeah, they have their own shit to deal with


PDXdeej

I kept looking for the “satire” disclaimer and I am not seeing it. Wtf..


Affectionate_Way_805

Let's make a deal, Jimmy: a new thorough investigation into your role in those nasty gym antics and you can have your stupid space laser investigation. Whaddaya say?


InuGhost

Ok how about this. We investigate the Jewish Space Laser. But you have to pay for the investigation.


lastprophecy

But this is about the *Italian* Space Laser. Greene is the one that wants the *Jewish* one investigated.


Hwy61rev

If Jim Jordan ever did something in his job that was actually useful I think I would faint.


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