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From GE’s Telegram…”Test your meats,” because the vaccine robots are in your meat too!!!!

From GE’s Telegram…”Test your meats,” because the vaccine robots are in your meat too!!!!

UNBENDING_FLEA

They're on your computer and phone too! Put a strong magnet to it and watch the nanobots get disabled! Make sure you sweep them all up though, otherwise they can obtain all your personal information and give them to the Cabal.


Spork_Facepunch

I just put a breakfast sausage on my phone and can confirm.


CatoChateau

Uhh oh. A magnet stuck to my car. I better bicycle everywhere to save on fuel, I mean, not be tracked.


Discreet_Deviancy

I swear the only explanation for the high percentage of boomers who are fucking nuts HAS to be lead poisoning from leaded gasoline. Atomized lead is the most poisonous to the brain and it makes people violent and behave just straight-up nuts.


lsweeks

Nah, spoiled and entitled. As a boomer, I'm shocked at how belligerently these people cling to their privilege.


FinancialTea4

Leaded gasoline is definitely part of it.


survivor2bmaybe

The youngest boomer would be pushing 60 now. Most of the people on these types of videos appear younger to me.


NitWhittler

Damn... I've already been vaccinated but I ate some Jimmy Dean sausage for breakfast. I'm not sure if I'm gonna die or get superpowers now.


Fredex8

You'll get superpowers but they will be specifically confined to saving people from sausage based disasters. Sausages get undercooked on a barbecue. Someone chokes on a bratwurst. Truck flips over and buries someone under a mountain of saveloy. That kind of thing.


hitman1398

Ohhhhhh for fucks sake...... do we not understand basic chemistry or just anykind of logical thinking anymore??


scisco77

If you have to ask…


[deleted]

Going vegan to own the libs. I'll take it I guess


caraperdida

I'll laugh so hard if they do that! And I'm not even vegan.


Corgana

GhostEzra is getting actually pretty scary lately, increasingly posting wholly undisguised antisemetic messages.


scisco77

Yeah. It’s real bad…with full on Nazi’s cross-posting to recruit.


cheryllynnerose

All he’s missing is a swastika armband at this point. Is there any pushback at all in the replies?


UNBENDING_FLEA

There's bound to be (hopefully) from his half a million strong audience, but then again, for these people becoming a Nazi isn't as far a leap as it is for us.


CatoChateau

I don't know what you are talking about. This "(((" was never made a keybinding on 4chan.


fancy-kitten

Yeah, this guy looks like he's really concerned about his health


Silly-Slacker-Person

Taste the meat, not the heat... uh, magnetism


Blue_Eyed_ME

These people are beyond help.


systemlogicblah

Lick a CR2032 battery and stick it to something. You are now a scientist.


Vegemyeet

So stupid, they’ll starve.


iHeartHockey31

Maybe they're not in the meats too bc this is the deep state's way of scaring you into voluntarily giving up your meat and surrendering to the green new deal. Maybe that was the endgame of the hoax pandemic all along? 😅😂🤣


PeptoPirate

THE MAGNETIC ATTRACTION ONLY OCCURES IN COLD NEAR FREEZING TEMPERATURES. THE TEST WAS DONE BY LEVING AMADNET ON TOP OF A PACK OF CHIEKEN THEN PUTTING THAT IN THRE FREEZER. ANYONE NORTH OF THE MASON DIXEN LINE SHOULD BE SAFE THIS IS MAGNETIC HROMONES BEING INJECTED FOR THOSE VACCINATED AS THEY NOW NEED MAGNETIC FOOD TO CONSUME OR THEY WILL SUCUMB TO MAGNETIC INFERENCE


scisco77

Just a clarification then as I both live north of the Mason-Dixon Line and have been vaccinated: do I need the magnetic meats?


PeptoPirate

YES. I AM SORRY


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big_nothing_burger

Beat your meat, patriots!