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Putin just threw Trump under the bus...LOL - Why we vote!

Putin just threw Trump under the bus...LOL - Why we vote!

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Mudder1310

“President Biden could not be coerced with tapes of Trump getting a golden shower from hookers in Moscow. We did have a good laugh though”.


Madame_Kuudere

He he. Leak


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tinyhandsPtape

Those P tapes weren’t pee. It was pedo tapes


Snow-Wraith

Could be both.


DanAndYale

Truth. Pee is more fun to joke about though


GhostToFigure

Or the no fly zone. Depends


Bigringcycling

She... she leaked*


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jerkittoanything

Trump raped kids.


FinancialTea4

trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for more than twenty years. They used to throw girlie parties for one another. trump bragged to Howard Stern about barging into the dressing rooms of minor children so he could ogle them in various stages of undress. They were very close. They were two Ps in a pod. (pedophiles)


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Illustrious-Zebra656

Trump asked one of the girls her age, and when she said she was 14, Trump replied, "Wow! Just think-in a couple of years I'll be dating you." He was thinking naughty thoughts for a 14year old.


Certain_Chain

Like how y'all genuinely believe in Hunter's laptop when it still hasn't been shown at all?


ANoponWhoCurses

You guys were quite committed to Benghazi, "but her emails," Wikileaks, "COVID-19 is a hoax," crap like Pizzagate, QAnon, Birtherism, and so, so much more. And you're still claiming that the election was stolen when it is you guys who are trying to suppress the vote everywhere you can (and have been trying to do so for at least as long as I've been alive,) and who stormed the Capitol in an attempt to violently overthrow the government because your guy lost the election. You also tried to assassinate a Governor, fully supported a pedophile running for the Senate 'cuz he was homophobic, and simultaneously believe in "fReEdOM oF SpEeCh" and yet pull your hair out and try to censure the rest of us when you don't like what we say. You complain about the debt yet do nothing but increase it whenever you're in power, believe no one should be at all inconvenienced by their regressive political opinions and rhetoric, let alone denied opportunity, and yet fully support people having the right to discriminate against LGBTQ people in both who they will allow to purchase products/services from them and who they will hire/promote. You and your ilk believe in nothing but inflicting suffering on other people and stomping out any traces of dissent against your god emperors. You're no more than an authoritarian cult. It's pathetic.


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PietroFHNY

“Trump, like putty. We mold him. This one, nyet.”


Madame_Kuudere

I love this. Please someone do more “translations”


The84thWolf

“Trump, like baby, we roll ball behind couch, Trump says, ‘where ball?’”


Madame_Kuudere

Amazing


Random_2019

Trump like dog, we pretend to throw ball, he run for hours..."


fonix232

I'm having a hard time imagining Trump even doing a slightly faster walk, let alone a run. Otherwise, correct.


throwawaypervyervy

Well, he rides around on his golf cart looking for it, anyway.


fonix232

Now that I can imagine. But he's not driving, no, he's got a guy for that, he just points and screams.


Qikdraw

He doesn't look for his ball, he just drops one wherever he feels like. Trump is a well known golf cheat. His golf is supposed to be pretty good too, no reason for him to cheat, he just does. That's who he is in every aspect of his life, even when he doesn't need to be.


frothy_pissington

Trump like dog, he shit the bed...


Madame_Kuudere

Yes!


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Exactly what it boils down to.


okhi2u

In his golf cart!


thatwasagoodyear

In Soviet Russia, statesman experience you!


Madame_Kuudere

Ooh I like that


alnothree

trump like puppet. My hand to big for Biden’s ass.


Madame_Kuudere

Trump dummy thicc apparently


SirBlakesalot

Dumbass thick, dummy thicc is far too much of a compliment.


Madame_Kuudere

Duly noted


Harlockarcadia

I bet they arm wrestled, that seems like something Joe and Vlad would enjoy doing


DweEbLez0

Can’t be strong and weak at the same time like Trump.


XenOz3r0xT

THIS NEEDS TO BE A MEME!


el___diablo

As opposed to senile biden ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqF2Fme8Eys


StarMangledSpanner

Talk about seeing things that aren't there. And [clutches pearls] he wore *sneakers*! OMFG!!! Like WTAF!!!!


Certain_Chain

The only senile one here is you. Biden may be old but he's as sharp as a tack.


PietroFHNY

Oh, baby, you just proved that Biden is 100x ahead on the mental acuity spectrum than you are, since you swallow Russian-approved disinformation like it’s Trump’s stinky semen. Here’s what you need to know: You do not help yourself or anyone else by being a white trash puppet for propaganda. And bless your heart!


el___diablo

Sorry. Didn't even vote for Trump. And don't have TDS either.


ADDeviant-again

I don't know about "got my ass kicked", but Putin certainly knows that the USA at least has a functional adult in charge, who won't kiss his ass, or bow to schoolyard bullying.


jerkittoanything

For now. He does have half the Senate, a growing number in the House and a lot of Amwrican voters who consume far right propaganda daily. It's only a matter of time before being a Republic is replaced with a minority lead fascist state.


jakob6011

Look at him think the USA hasnt alread descended to exactly that a few years ago, the existence of the filibuster, electoral College and a senate where senators dont all have the same value already turned you into a minority lead fascist state years ago


FXRUSA1

What planet do you live on? Counties feared us with Trump. Now they laugh!


ADDeviant-again

/s ? I assume.


gwteal

I wouldn’t say he’s functional…he’s pretty much losing his marbles in front of the world for all to see. He has handlers for sure though. What’s also noteworthy is that Trump was actually much harder on Russia than the current and previous administrations. We’re already seeing Russia flex their naval muscles in the Pacific for the first time in nearly 40 years with their recent exercises over there. Times are interesting indeed! I hope that Biden can effectively stand up to Russia but I don’t think we can rely on him alone because of his clear mental decline.


VERO2020

...tRuMp Was aCtualLy MuCh HarDeR On rUSSiA... The whoremonger kissed Pootie's ass so hard, probably gave him a reacharound, too. No response to Russia's bounties on US military personnel in the Mideast, he threw the intelligence community under the bus in Helsinki, he withdrew us from the Open Skies Treaty, among other things. Get your head out of your ass, cult member. You are an embarrassment.


the_amazing_skronus

Is that the same u/gwteal from Twitter, @gwteal?


FXRUSA1

🤣🤣


Nobody275

No matter how much you are trying to make this “Biden has dementia” thing widely believed, the man can construct grammatically correct sentences and stay on topic and make salient points - something Trump never managed to do unless stiltedly reading something written for him from a teleprompter. So run along with that weak Foxnews nonsense.


ConsecutiveNormalPun

I mean if you give me the thousands of hours of audio and footage of pretty much any person I can cut together a version where they look like they have dementia. I feel like that whole angle is so desperate. Like they can’t find real stuff to criticize so they are basically saying “ok but just you wait pretty soon he’s gonna start fucking up.” It’s kind of a compliment really if that’s all they’ve got. Pathetic.


carrick-sf

Stay on topic? How about the simple act of uttering a complete sentence- let alone a complete THOUGHT. Stream of conscious gibberish is what we got on his BEST day. The man could even contradict himself in a single sentence.


go_half_the_way

Have you watched the numerous hour long interviews he’s done in the last 2 years on YouTube? The guy is pretty fkn sharp and on it for someone you think can’t utter a complete sentence. I suggest checking if reality agrees with your opinion.


imighthaveafriend

>trump was harder on Russia Do you live on the moon? He said he trusted Putin over our own FBI. He constantly called Putin a great guy. Also, trump literally saluted Kim jong-un. Trump was a sucker for dictators, including Putin.


Whack_a_mallard

VERO2020 is being facetious in the first sentence of his statement. The misuse of caps is an indication that the person is not being genuine.


imighthaveafriend

I replied to gwteal haha


marticcrn

What clear mental decline are you referencing? And in what specific way was Trump hard on Russia?


ComplimentYourself

Maybe the part where trump chose to take Putin's word over our own military and intelligence. Oh, wait..


okhi2u

The part where Trump said he was because he never lies! /s (this applies to both questions)


Material_Homework_86

Probably meant Trump got Hard thinking about Putin and Russia.


ADDeviant-again

I expect some decline over these four years, but "hndlers" is the wrong word. He's certainly he's more likely surround himself with experts and advisors than that old "nuke the hurricane, Chinese hoax, salute foreign military, and inject bleach" Trump was, and listen to them. Biden's not a briliant orator, but overcoming his stutter wasn't easy, and he's old. I was worried early on in the campaign, but listening to him for a year and a half, well......some sources seem to really want to push that narrative, and overstate his "mental decline", like it's really important to them. It'll happen soon enough. As for Trump admin being tough on Russia, like at all? Lol. I'd swear Putin encouraged Trump to be a dictator, Trump heard him wrong, and tasted his dick. .


meresymptom

The president doesn't need to be an intellectual giant at the height of their powers. They do need to surround themselves with such individuals, and then to listen to their advice. Biden appears to be doing this.


ADDeviant-again

Goes a long way.


meresymptom

Clearly it would be the optimum scenario.


ksavage68

I want the full recording of Trumps 3 meetings with Putin. We need to know what was said.


ADDeviant-again

I doubt half that story has even been brought to light, probably won't for years. Time will tell.


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FXRUSA1

Ok.. you must like higher gas and food prices now. Keep watching CNN


ADDeviant-again

What? I hadn't realize that was all Biden's fault. Why, I'll change my politics immediately! What a fool I was. Curse that Biden! /s. It's like you haven't even bothered to find out why gas/food prices are up. Bit, of course you support Trump. Basic inability to perceive reality, just like his bumptious confidence, despite all evidence.


Randy_Handy

Man don’t you just love conservatives trying to debate a topic that they have no basic understanding of.


Prefix-NA

Canceling the keystone pipeline his first week in office increased gas prices huge. The Russian hack on us pipelines that he won't stop caused huge increases and blocking new permits for drilling increase d gas 1 year ago gas was half the price it is now. His spending shit are causing 10% inflation this year


ADDeviant-again

Only one of those is even true, and it has nothing to do with Biden. It's this kind of ignorance, man. I'll do one. Last Spring a global pandemic caused crude oil to be almost literally worthlessm. By this time last year gas prices had barely begun to recover. Has nothing to do with either Trump or Biden, direcrly. Sometimes bad things happen, BTW, and it isn't ALWAYS those darn Democrats.


gwteal

I disagree about Trump/Russia collusion. They investigated the Russian thing for 4 years and came up empty-handed. All we heard for 4 years was “Trump is in bed with Russia!” but nothing ever materialized and we got even harder on trade sanctions/restrictions with Russia during the Trump years. If the left honestly believes he colluded then where is the evidence? And how did Russia ever benefit from Trump’s presidency? Can they explain with concrete proof instead of sweeping generalized statements that we’re just blatantly supposed to believe at face value? Don’t get me wrong here, I’m not a super-fan of Trump by a long shot…but there isn’t any evidence of any real benefit to Russia at all during Trump’s presidency. Obama specifically told Putin during a “hot mic” incident before the 2012 election “wait until the election is over and I’ll have more flexibility”. That sounds more like collusion to me than anything levied against Trump. Look, ultimately at the end of the day Biden is the president and I wish him well because the president represents the country as a whole. I’m just afraid that Russia and China will eat him for breakfast because he appears weak/incoherent/dottering/unthreatening. It’s important that we stay strong against Russia and China and I wish him the best in doing so!


jattyrr

The seven count Roger Stone conviction proves conclusively that there was indeed Trump campaign criminal conspiracy with the Russians. Stones seven convictions: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1082326 “In late July 2016, Gates testified, he was in the car when Trump received a phone call from Stone. After the call, Trump told Gates that "more information would be coming" about WikiLeaks.” FBI documents reveal communication between Stone, Assange https://apnews.com/ce9a4541f903109079900528d9f0a9e7 Trump campaign adviser Roger Stone directly colluded with Russian operatives behind DNC email hack https://thinkprogress.org/roger-stone-guccifer-wikileaks-8f4d6d38a935/ Roger Stone Told Trump In Advance Wikileaks Would Release Documents Harmful To Clinton Campaign, Aides Claimed https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/jasonleopold/roger-stone-warned-trump-wikileaks-clinton-dump America just learned about two more impeachable offenses by Trump and Barr https://www.alternet.org/2020/06/america-just-learned-about-two-more-impeachable-offenses-by-trump-and-barr/amp/ “We now know that Trump’s team knew in advance about the release of Clinton campaign documents electronically burglarized by Russian operatives and passed on through Wikileaks; that Trump’s team did not inform the FBI, but actively welcomed the assistance and secretly kept tabs on the developments; that Trump made public statements welcoming Russia’s further help in stealing private Clinton documents afterwards; and that Trump almost certainly lied to Mueller’s investigators about it in a clear obstruction of justice.” Confirmed: Roger Stone was the link between Trump and Russia https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/confirmed-roger-stone-was-the-link-between-trump-and-russia-and-a-lot-of-people-missed-that/ What Senate Intel report says about Trump and Roger Stone’s 39 phone calls during the 2016 election https://www.salon.com/2020/08/20/what-senate-intel-report-says-about-trump-and-roger-stones-39-phone-calls-during-the-2016-election_partner/ Trump Committed Perjury By Lying To Mueller About WikiLeaks Conversations https://www.politicususa.com/2020/08/18/trump-perjury-mueller.html Feds admit "Putin’s favorite congressman" Rohrabacher offered that Trump would pardon Assange if he hid Russian interference https://www.salon.com/2020/09/18/feds-admit-putins-favorite-congressman-offered-to-pardon-assange-if-he-hid-russian-interference_partner/


jattyrr

Trump was over a billion in debt and the Russians [bailed him out](https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/12/21/how-russian-money-helped-save-trumps-business/). ► Trump was first compromised by the Russians in the 80s. In 1984, the Russian Mafia began to use Trump [real estate to launder money](https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/is-there-a-case-for-trump-putin-collaboration-years-before-the-campaign/2018/08/16/00578f1e-9440-11e8-80e1-00e80e1fdf43_story.html). In 1987, the Soviet ambassador to the United Nations, Yuri Dubinin, arranged for Trump and his then-wife, Ivana, to enjoy an all-expense-paid trip to Moscow to consider business prospects. Seven weeks after his trip, Trump ran full-page ads in the Boston Globe, the NYT and WaPO calling for the dismantling of the postwar Western foreign policy alliance. The whole Trump/Russian connection started out as laundering money for the Russian mob, then evolved into something far bigger. ► In 1984, David Bogatin — a convicted Russian mobster and close ally of Semion Mogilevich, a major Russian mob boss — met with Trump in Trump Tower right after it opened. Bogatin bought five condos from Trump at that meeting. Those condos were later seized by the government, which claimed they were used to launder money for the Russian mob. (NY Times, [Apr 30, 1992](https://www.nytimes.com/1992/04/30/nyregion/entrepreneur-who-left-us-is-back-awaiting-sentence.html)) ► Felix Sater is a Russian-born former mobster, and former managing director of NY real estate conglomerate Bayrock Group LLC located on the 24th floor of Trump Tower. He is a convict who became a govt cooperator for the FBI and other agencies. He grew up with Michael Cohen--Trump's former "fixer" attorney. Cohen's family owned El Caribe, which was a mob hangout for the Russian Mafia in Brooklyn. Cohen had ties to Ukrainian oligarchs through his in-laws and his brother's in-laws. Felix Sater's father had ties to the Russian mob. This goes back more than 30 years. ► Trump was $4 billion in debt after his Atlantic City casinos went bankrupt. No U.S. bank would touch him. Then foreign money began flowing in through Bayrock (mentioned above). Bayrock was run by two investors: Tevfik Arif, a Kazakhstan-born former Soviet official who drew on bottomless sources of money from the former Soviet republic; and Felix Sater, a Russian-born businessman who had pleaded guilty in the 1990s to a huge stock-fraud scheme involving the Russian mafia. Bayrock partnered with Trump in 2005 and poured money into the Trump organization under the legal guise of licensing his name and property management. ► In July 2008, the height of the housing bust, Trump sold a mansion in Palm Beach for $95 million to Dmitry Rybolovlev, a Russian oligarch. Trump had purchased it four years earlier for $41.35 million. The sale price was nearly $54 million more than Trump had paid for the property. Again, this was the height of the recession when all other property had plummeted in value. ► Semion Mogilevich was the brains behind the Russian Mafia. Mogilevich operatives have been using Trump real estate for decades to launder money. That means Russian Mafia operatives have been part of his fortune for years. Many of them owned condos in Trump Towers and other properties. They were running operations out of Trump's crown jewel. ► From Craig Unger's AMA: "Early on, a source told me that all this was tied to Semion Mogilevich, the powerful Russian mobster. I had never even heard of him, but I immediately went to a database that listed the owners of all properties in NY state and looked up all the Trump properties. Every time I found a Russian sounding name, I would Google, and add Mogilevich. When you do investigative reporting, you anticipate drilling a number of dry holes, but almost everyone I googled turned out to be a Russian mobster. Again and again. If you know New York you don't expect Trump Tower to be a high crime neighborhood, but there were far too many Russian mobsters in Trump properties for it to be a coincidence." ►  So many Russians bought Trump apartments at his developments in Florida that the area became known as Little Moscow. The developers of two of his hotels were Russians with significant links to the Russian mob. The late leader of that mob in the United States, Vyacheslav Kirillovich Ivankov, was [living at Trump Tower](https://newrepublic.com/article/143586/trumps-russian-laundromat-trump-tower-luxury-high-rises-dirty-money-international-crime-syndicate). ► According to a Bloomberg investigation (3/16/2017) into Trump World Tower,  “a third of units sold on floors 76 through 83 by 2004 involved people or limited liability companies connected to Russia and neighboring states.” ► In 2013, Federal agents busted an “ultraexclusive, high-stakes, illegal poker ring” run by Russian gangsters out of Trump Tower. They operated card games, illegal gambling websites, and a global sports book and laundered more than $100 million. A condo directly below one owned by Trump reportedly served as HQ for a “sophisticated money-laundering scheme” connected to Semion Mogilevich. ► The Russia Mafia is part and parcel of Russian intelligence. Russia is a mafia state. that is not a metaphor. Putin is head of the Mafia. So the fact that they have been operating out of the home of the president of the United States is deeply disturbing. ►  Rudy Giuliani famously prosecuted the Italian mob while he was a federal prosecutor, yet the Russian mob was allowed to thrive. Now he's deeply entwined in the business of Trump and Russian oligarchs. Giuiani appointed Semyon Kislin to the NYC Economic Development Council in 1990, and the FBI described Kislin as having ties tot he Russian mob. Of course, it made good political sense for Giuliani to get headlines for smashing the Italian mob. ► A lot of Republicans in Washington are implicated. Boatloads of Russian money went to the GOP--often in legal ways. The NRA got as much as $70M from Russia, then funneled it to the GOP. The Republican Senatorial Campaign Committee lead by McConnell got millions from Leonard Blavatnik. In the 90s, the Russians began sending money to top GOP leaders, like Speaker of the House Tom Delay. Unger's book alleges that most of the GOP leadership has been compromised by RU money. ► At the Cityscape USA’s Bridging US and the Emerging Real Estate Markets Conference held in Manhattan, on September 9, 10, and 11, 2008, Trump Jr. was frank about the tide of Russian money supporting the family business, saying "...And in terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets." ► Eric Trump told golf reporter James Dodson in 2014 that the Trump Organization was able to expand during the financial crisis because “We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.” ► Russian oligarchs [co-signed](https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/lawrence-odonnell-source-says-russian-oligarchs-co-signed-trumps-deutsche-bank-loans) Trump's Deutsche Bank loans **Trump now gleefully takes cues from Putin:** ► At the end of 2018, Putin and his allies made a strong push for a resolution that would justify their country’s 1979 invasion of Afghanistan and reverse an 1989 vote backed by Mikhail Gorbachev that condemned it. There is no one on this side of the Atlantic who thinks the USSR was justified in invading Afghanistan. Out of nowhere, on January 2nd, Trump came out strongly supporting Russia's invasion of Afghanistan. ► Trump went against American intelligence on North Korean missiles. He told the FBI he didn't believe their intelligence because Putin told him otherwise. "I don't care, I believe Putin" ► Trump met in secret with Putin the G20 summit in November 2018, without note takers. 19 days later, he announced a withdrawal from Syria. Trump conducted FIVE completely private meetings and conferences with Putin, and has gone to great lengths to prevent literally anyone, even people in his administration, from learning what was discussed. ► Withdrew troops from Syria on Putin's birthday, and [gave the US military base to the Russians](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-syria-security-russia/russia-lands-forces-at-former-u-s-air-base-in-northern-syria-idUSKBN1XP0XN) ► Refused to enforce sanctions legally codified into law - and in some cases reversed standing sanctions on Russian companies. ► He has denounced his own intelligence agencies in a press conference with Putin on election meddling - and publicly endorsed Putin's version of events. ► Trump pulled out of the INF treaty with no explanation, which allows Putin to create long-range hypersonic missiles that threaten Europe with impunity. The US already has all the weaponry that the INF would ban the development of, so this offers us literally nothing, while allowing Russia to develop powerful new weapons to challenge our allies. ► Demanded Russia get invited back into G7 ► Pushed the CIA to [give American intelligence to the Kremlin](https://www.justsecurity.org/71279/trump-pushed-cia-to-give-intelligence-to-kremlin-while-taking-no-action-against-russia-arming-taliban/) ► Withdrew from the Open Skies treaty ► Received intelligence in 2019 that Russia was paying bounties for dead American soldiers and hasn't done anything about it by the time of this writing. ► Announced troop withdrawal from Germany (America's missile defense from Russia and forward operating base against Russian aggression) ► Trump continues to threaten to pull out of NATO, a move so catastrophically stupid, so inconceivably cosmically myopic, I truly can't express the profundity of the idiocy. Pulling out of NATO would be like the only guy in a prison yard with a shotgun just throwing it over the fence for absolutely no reason, giving the people with crude homemade shivs complete power.


VERO2020

As a rightwinger, I see your projection now. You are so dependent on hearing only stuff that promotes your weird views, you appear to be exactly what you accuse Biden of being: weak (minded)/incoherent/dottering and losing it. Read some of the many, many links supplied here refuting your assertions. Perhaps you need professional help, or you are acting for some un-American entity. Your situation evokes sadness in me, almost "None are so blind as those who will not see."


ADDeviant-again

Yeah, I've heard this all before, over and over. I purposely didn't mention it so you wouldn't get defensive like this. Trump's Russia connections/collusion is a completely separate topic. I'm only talking about while he was in office.


tjmanofhistory

I honestly can't tell if this is satire. If you truly think trump is a stable genius but Biden is losing it...we live in different realities


Darsint

Look, let’s be frank here. There’s no way you can objectively look at all the things Trump did involving Russia and not conclude that at the *very least* that he was willing to concede many many things to Russia without benefit to the USA, and in some cases to its detriment. * Suggesting he was okay with Russia having Crimea during the 2016 election * The only thing his aides changed from the RNC platform was removing wanting to militarily support Ukraine * Denied and continues to deny that Russia interferes in the 2016 election despite bipartisan investigations and the Mueller Report having copious amounts of evidence proving it happened * Having Flynn get in contact with a Russian ambassador in secret before Trump went into office to beg for them not to retaliate for new sanctions that were being enacted under Obama * His son in law Kushner tried to establish a secret channel of communication with Russia outside the State Department through their embassies * Gave classified material to visiting Russian ambassadors in the White House * Had originally refused to enforce Russian sanctions imposed by a bipartisan bill and delayed its implementation for months * Repeatedly attacked NATO * Defended Russia’s invasion of Afghanistan * Eased sanctions specifically against one of the oligarchs involved in the election interference * Declined to condemn a Russian attack on Ukraine military vessels * Withdrew unilaterally from Syria, allowing Turkey and Russia to move in uncontested, abandoning our allies the Kurds to die * Spread Russian propaganda claiming it was actually Ukraine that interfered in our election (without evidence) * Froze the US aid to Ukraine secretly and said the funds would be released if they announced an investigation into Biden (The Ukraine Scandal) * Stood next to Putin at Helsinki and claimed the US Intelligence reports about Putin were wrong. * Met Putin 5 times in person and 16 times over the phone without any record of said conversations * Petitioned to have Russia rejoin the G7, despite having done nothing to warrant it * Pushed the CIA to share counterintelligence with Russia * Defended Russia arming the Taliban * After Navalny is poisoned, defends Putin * A DHS whistleblower report comes out saying they were told to stop providing Russian intelligence analysis on the 2020 election “because it made the President look bad” * His lawyer, Giuliani, worked with an *active Russian agent* to try to discredit Biden * Has the DOJ try to drop charges against the Russian firms responsible for the interference * CIA head clamps down on Intelligence reports on Russia because the President doesn’t want to hear them * In response to a massive Russian cyberattack against the US, blames China This isn’t even all of it.


UkraineWithoutTheBot

It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine' [[Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Ukraine)] [[BBC Styleguide](https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsstyleguide/u)] [[Reuters Styleguide](https://handbook.reuters.com/index.php?title=U#Ukraine)] ^(Beep boop I’m a bot)


carrick-sf

WTF? Are you even serious right now. At least MY president knows you don’t cure COVID by drinking bleach and sticking a flashlight up your ass. Glad to see you downvoted to freaking oblivion you putz.


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Zendrifta

Ah yes, the country that hasn't launched a surface ship larger than a frigate in 30 years is "flexing their muscle" in the Pacific.


Durant78

That is brilliant. And 45 cannot tweet about never meeting the guy and that he is the worst Russian president ever.


braxistExtremist

Are you sure about that? Seems like [he just did](https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/). ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^I ^^^^^^couldn't ^^^^^^resist


Frankenmuppet

Kinda like Gaetz's girlfriends... This never gets old


erinaceus_

This trumps rickrolling 👍


Honigkuchenlives

Lmao...never will get old, literally


prodrvr22

I knew what I was going to see when I clicked that link. And I clicked it anyway just so I could see it again.


Stoopid-Stoner

Oh shit [Milo had something to say also](https://twitter.com/nero)


anarchitect9

Motherfucker! 🤣


Obligatorycomment7

God I love it! It’s like a rickroll but you can’t help smiling ear to ear


Durant78

Aaagh you got me. Still. Always fun to see.


stonethecrow

I've never been so happy to click on a dead link! Lol


AbnormalOutlandish

I will always appreciate this. Thanks for making me grin


uw-70_uo-21

Ok but he actually released a statement about going to the border “because someone has to” even though it’s all virtue signaling and Kamala has been hard at work trying to undue baby’s mess.


sp4cej4mm

Fuck you got me and I’m not even mad Is this the new rickroll? I’m all for it


walks1497

Haha you sonbitch, you got me.


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canadian_air

Nice! Now do the one where you *go after all the motherfucking traitors*.


shadowdash66

"B-but you guys don't understand! Trump talked to Kim and Putin and he set em' straight! They have to say that to not make Biden look weak!" /s


lovepeacelsd

To bad he couldn’t set straight his fellow GOP


1240080773485

Conservatives: "See, this is proof that Putin colluded with the Democrats!"


amalgaman

Yep. I regularly go to the conservative subreddits and they’re pretty much talking about how all the world leaders saying positive things about Biden actually means he’s incapable and Trump was smart.


droi86

Tells you a lot about them doesn't it? "Do people hate me because I'm an asshole? No, it's probably because how smart I am"


Zardotab

One can be a smart asshole. But Don was a dumb asshole. His only real skill is comparable to a snake-oil carnival barker: a magnet for suckers and their money or votes. Don is the Pied Piper of morons who *crave* simple bombastic solutions to complex problems and/or are afraid of things they don't understand and thus want to wall it all away.


sp4cej4mm

My favourite Jim Jeffries bit is when he makes fun of exactly that. I’m paraphrasing here, but it goes something like: “And I’m gonna build a wall! To keep those Mexicans out!” “I understood all of those words! I have a wall in my house!”


Fractales

Which special is that from?


sp4cej4mm

I wanna say “Freedumb” but I’m not 100% sure on that


Jduppsssssss

"Am I out of touch? ... No. It is the children who are wrong."


anonymous_potato

I feel like a lot of issues aren't Right vs Left, but Right vs all rational people on the planet. It is not a "Left wing" talking point that Biden won the election...


apocalyptustree

It's also how they justify their wives leaving them. Because it proves theyre tough and independent!


chicken-soup41

Trump is you cliche “if a white rich asshole was president” person


usuallyNotInsightful

Or just what happens if the turd sandwich and douche candidates turned into a douche turd sandwich with soggy bread. That would be trump.


Zardotab

Fox will want to hire you as their meme writer.


No_Torius-P-A-T

Now listen. And know before I saw this that I'm 100% a whole hearted, intelligent, middle aged American before I say this. Putin is not a stupid man. And that is why he liked Trump.


QueerNewsTonight

I think that's why it's also pretty apparent he disagrees with Biden on everything but is showing respect for him. Putin loves a lackey, but he respects intelligence.


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cheshire_splat

Okay, but auto-mod put the word in its post, so auto-mod post must be removed?


CommissarTopol

That guy is "delayed".... in French.


xXx_DaRkLoRd_XxXegg2

1984😳😳🥵🤮


dfs495

“Trump gave me oral as soon as I asked for it. Biden told me to fuck off when I asked him.” - Putin


The84thWolf

Politics is different when you actually have to think, anticipate, maneuver, and negotiate instead of promising them a hotel in your country


Notchrispyatall

Do you believe Biden is capable of doing any of those things in his current state? Not trolling, serious question


The84thWolf

I’m going to seriously answer this best I can with what I personally know/have observed. Biden is NOT who the average Dem would want as President. He’s more of a Centralist with both left and right leaning tendencies. As to his mental state, sure he’s older, had a few gaffs, but he’s competent. He doesn’t brag he passed a very easy competence test. He doesn’t make things up. He doesn’t label everything that is negative about him fake. If he says a word wrong, he doesn’t pretend he meant to say it. And when Presidents go up against other leaders, it’s not (supposed to be) a one-on-one battle or negotiation. Here’s what makes Biden better than Trump in this situation; -He doesn’t admire Putin. 45 had a bad habit of praising Putin for all his accomplishments and ignoring the fact all his political rivals die or get thrown in prison. Putin placed bounties on American soldiers, and I, former Navy, heard nothing from our then President. Admiring someone like Putin is also dangerous because you know he would take advantage of it. Respect is less dangerous than admiration hands down. -He is surrounded by competent aids. There may be some complaints about them, but none have been arrested for fraud, went from selling toilets to a seat at the White House, or married into the President’s family as their sole qualification. -He has no personal financial dealings directly with Putin. Personally, electing ANY businessman as an elected official is wrong, doesn’t matter where they stand politically. 45 was in negotiations to build a Trump Tower in Moscow DURING his campaign, “just in case he lost.” That’s unacceptable no matter who’s running. So boils down (for me) is Biden the best or even a great choice? No, I’d argue no one is when it comes to Putin, being who he is in a country that’s a global superpower with nukes. But is he better than 45? Absolutely. And minor nitpick, don’t know if it came across, I was basically saying Putin will have a harder time “bribing” Biden than 45. And no matter where you stand politically, I think most people would agree. Edit: don’t downvote this guy for asking a serious question. He wanted my opinion and I gave it to him. While I think it’s clear that 45 is not a good man or President, he wants to know why I think that without insulting me or dismissing me out of hand. That’s more than what most of the internet would do behind the wall of anonymity.


JazzCyr

Great answer


jkeid34

I'm a Progressive Dem. This woman is one of the worst people in Twitter Politics. She's abrasive, low-information, and extremely confrontational. Please don't platform her.


getahaircut8

At least it's not another tiedrich tweet


Kinjinson

They're getting stale and repetitive I know he got into a groove with Twittler going on a daily basis, but we're back at news cycles being around for a bit longer Love his gusto, but when you are resorting to just cursing it's time to take a break


edicivo

Yeah, the dude had his 15 minutes under the last Trump year. Do we need to continue posting every middling Tweet of his?


INT_MIN

I can only imagine that Orange man is seething right now.


J5fen20_

wow, the prez didn't throw us under the bus. Who'd a thunk it!


CurrentlyLucid

When he met Trump, he probably had a hard time believing such and idiot got elected.


CrustyDingleberry

i don't get the punchline


Environmental_Tie_64

That's not at all what he said. Watch the whole video you ass clowns.


adoxographyadlibitum

*Putin flatters Trump* Reddit: "See, this is evidence Trump is his puppet!" *Putin flatters Biden* Reddit: "Lol get rekt, ez game." Why anyone would try to infer meaning from public statements designed to be as anodyne as possible is beyond me.


anonymous_potato

It's not the flattery, it was: 1. Delaying the sanctions against Russia for over a year after Congress passed them near unanimously. 2. Announcing that he was taking Putin's word over our own Intelligence Community at Helsinki. 3. Saying he was withdrawing troops from Syria, but really he just moved them to another part of Syria so that Putin's ally could bomb the Kurds with impunity. That's just off the top of my head. There are lots more examples.


adoxographyadlibitum

This is such an internet-brained response. I am not saying there is nothing to indicate Trump was unduly influenced by Russian interests. I am trying to demonstrate through comparison how silly it is to try and take anything concrete away from these diplomatic statements where nothing of substance is *ever* revealed.


Generic_Superhero

It's less about Putin flattering Biden and more about him shitting on Trump. Low hanging fruit either way.


Dr_Wiggles_McBoogie

I don't believe a word that comes out of Putin's mouth. You shouldn't either.


MarkHathaway1

Putin is as capable as any American politician at speaking without saying anything. It doesn't pay to "read the tea leaves" or "read between the lines" with Putin. You're just doing projection or rationalizing if you do that.


rootboyslim

you mean he is not a traitor? Wait, I meant to say, scumbag traitor.


saanity

Almost makes up for when Trump threw American intelligence departments under the bus when he was praising daddy Putin.


punchin_juedi

Almost. But not.


Trumpkake

So, the conspiracy sub that swears up and down that their is NO Russian involvement has proclaimed they know what Vlad actually meant. How he was mocking Biden and giving everyone a coded message how Trump is actually still in power. Yup.


Impressive_Ad_9047

This is misquoted. Putin actually is dogging on Biden for being bought and sold. Show us the paragraph not the sentence, fake ass news!


punchin_juedi

I think Vlad misses trump tossing his salad.


MKTAS

I couldn't even more prouder as Patriotic to myself that voted Joe Biden.


cchris_39

Oh you poor suckers.


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Collypso

Uh the trump one is clearly scarier. I have no idea why you'd be confused.


luckyhunterdude

Didn't Biden just lift sanctions on Russian owned Nord Stream pipeline?


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xoxoyoyo

The current president of the US and the ex president of the US having a summit meeting. I guess we’re not gonna have any that look him in the eyes because I’m a great judge of character bullshit...


jizzlevania

bootlicking is gross regardless of party affiliation. Putin didn't get his ass kicked, he just didn't get state secrets.


Marzana1900

I do not negotiate under duress.


Marzana1900

Are you a 100? Gulag and all...


Going_Mach_Five

If anyone thinks Biden and his cognitive decline “owned” Putin, I have a bridge to sell you. That’s like thinking I could beat Lebron 1v1.


TyrellCorpWorker

Sure, we shouldn’t have presidents as old as Trump and Biden, but Biden has a lifetime of experience to draw from. Trump… his cognitive decline just drew on experience of being a spoiled little brat with daddy’s money and lying. I’ll take Biden’s experience any day when dealing with a manipulative Putin. And we know there was some funny business from Russia loaning money to the Trump’s (for they couldn’t get loans from the USA) so that is actually being “owned” by Russia.


KeepFaithOutPolitics

If you are a Trump supporter it means you are too stupid to be taken seriously.


MrBeer4me

Seriously? Biden’s mental capacity is clearly in steep decline. He approved Russia’s pipeline and canceled the US’s pipeline? Wtf? Putin owned Biden saying he’s imprisoned political prisoners in solitary confinement who are only guilty of trespassing. And asked why the American people dont know who murdered Ashli Babbit? Biden is a corrupt old fool. “Biden is an experienced statesmen.” =Generic nicety. “He is very different than Trump.” =Biden is my bitch, he gave me the pipeline and I didn’t even have to negotiate for it. Thanks stupid Democrats who still believe Trump was a Russian agent, but actually posed a threat to Russian power and influence. Also shoutout to Obama who let me invade Ukraine with a shadow army.


catdaddy230

We know who killed babbitt. She did. She tried to break into a federal building with armed acidity screaming at her that they were going to shoot. I hope you're getting paid for your Russian talking points


MrBeer4me

By that logic I guess you think George Floyd killed himself too.


catdaddy230

When was he trying to break into a federal building to stop the outcome of an election? You're trying so hard but I understand nuance is difficult for you. These are different things.


Busy-Okra-7732

What does this even mean?


Bronificent

Haha, great job parroting Gutfeld's talking points from literally twenty minutes ago, broski.


MrBeer4me

Didn’t watch it, but I’ll be sure to. Love him.


Bronificent

Remember to limber up and lift from your knees when you're carrying that anti-American water, broseph.


MrBeer4me

*Checks notes to see if socialism is American*


Bronificent

Bro, crayon scribbles on your padded walls aren't notes xD


MrBeer4me

*checks crayon scribbles on padded walls to see if they count as notes*


DANGERMAN50000

*realizes that he has never actually understood what socialism is*


MrBeer4me

*realizes his wife had to escape her country because of socialism... ...and apparently no one understands that socialism is suppose to be the bridge to communism (a utopia where there is no government and no ownership). But before Communism, there must be a Socialist government to redistribute all the wealth... In doing so the socialist government becomes very wealthy, and inevitably corrupt, stealing the peoples money for the wealthy elites, attempting to control and manipulate the market unsuccessfully, and never once actually intending to give up power to create a Utopia.*


DANGERMAN50000

*still doesn't realize that he has not described socialism, but has instead described failed attempts at communism. Also doesn't realize the irony that his description of corruption + communism is indistinguishable from the late stage capitalism that he supports. He has nearly no self-awareness though, and thus feels no shame for this embarrassing mistake*


MrBeer4me

“That’s not socialism!” Lol. Sure. I don’t support corrupt capitalism. I support a free market.


Barium_Enema

Holy shit bud, we’re not talking about failed dictatorships and military regimes here. We’re talking about social democracies which have created the best places in the world to live with the happiest populations. There is still a regulated free market, but the purpose of the population isn’t to serve the best interests of the .1%.


Barium_Enema

Fucking LOL - points for projection and imagination though.


NYStaeofmind

Give it a fuckin' break. I heard Biden. He sounded like a fool at the G7. Trump did not let Putin walk all over him. Biden bent over and lubed his butt and told him Hunter will be by for the wire transfer.


Illustrious-Zebra656

It was hilarious watching trump get laughed at by every world leader. Like a child trying to adult.


NYStaeofmind

Be real, nobody was laughing. They all had to now pay their own tab for NATO after years of suckering us taxpayers to pay for them. Biden talks to Putin and gets the pipeline from Russia to Germany going again and shuts down U.S. pipeline work. What did the U.S. get from Russia for this concession? Nothing. Vlad is happy. You fail to see how dumb Biden sounds. He needs que cards for everything.


Illustrious-Zebra656

Let me help you out.. Helping a friendly nation (germany) get the pipeline they actually need and the ppl want is a good thing. Strengths allies, also a good thing. Cancelling an unwanted and unnecessary pipeline, that both sides dont want and dont need, is a good thing. And dont worry, as oil gets phased out, as it desperately needs to be, new jobs will come. They really will.. You dont have to worry. They number are already doing quite well. (pats scared republican on the shoulder)


Illustrious-Zebra656

(Then immediately gets shoot under stand you ground laws)


PremierBromanov

Blue maga behavior


RattleMeSkelebones

Ew cringe