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This rebar showing through the worn concrete

This rebar showing through the worn concrete

originalmimlet

Kinky


pomorri

Concrete Gimp is the new name for our band, formerly known as MouseRat


delvach

Whore'n concrete


Rootbeer_Goat

Sement


The_RockObama

Kinky and Stinky The tale of a garbage can and his pet post.


jikkinms

Happy Penis S&M, how may we help you today?


examinedliving

An exactlywhat with a metoo on a chain.


Little-Tin-Goddess

a Meehoo and an Exactlywatt?


examinedliving

Those guys, yup.


MatetoPotato

Free him


secretWolfMan

Do not pity the castrated Dalek.


dilibrent

"I'm in danger."


Huerlen

chastity belt


KandidKim

Looks like the Alaskan Bull Worm


IR-KINGTIGER

Exactly


[deleted]

A petrified axolotl?


Slapbox

Just a garbage can walking his concrete pillar. Normal stuff.


ticklethepickle27

That’s a wholesome looking BDSM post


Mhmhppl

Everybody saying kinky but I think he looks like someone’s pet concrete waiting patiently outside a store


OnTheRand

A boy and his blob?


dscp46

Looks like Homestar Runner


RockNRollToaster

Oh heddo little boy or little gorl, I’m a concwete post!


Observer14

Slave bollard.


speedygunzh

Looks like the goombas on that horrid super mario bros movie


Aezzil

Penis Pillar


Justinlovespizza

Diglet didn’t do so well after Pokémon go lost popularity


[deleted]

...must... downvote.. all... pokemon references. Sry, but we cant have those anymore.


TheGreatGasMaskMan

Triple meaning. Let's just say... the exterior of Pornhub's corporate offices.


711420

Freak on a leash


sootbrownies

Happiness comes with old age


BigNews96

Thought this was r/mildlyvandalized


baranxlr

:]


hellopretty_

DiglettHub


[deleted]

Down all references


delicioussparkalade

Y’all, this is Crete and he is welcoming you to the swinging concrete mixer. He is a shy submissive hard top with a taste for kinky shaming role play. He’s on prep and only plays with protection. His safe word is “ozinga” and although gritty, his oral skills are solid!


LordOfFudge

He's not into PNP, but doesn't pass judgements.


Indeelow

Sit! _Good boooooy! Oh you’re such a good boooooooy!_ Now heal! Can you heal for me buddy??! #g o o d b o o o o o o y


lostinthederpness

This face reminds me of [TV Flowey from undertale](https://www.itl.cat/pngfile/big/105-1054283_youtube-premium-undertale-omega-flowey-tv-face.jpg). Fair warning it's an unsettling face...


Floofy-Moth

That barrel is totally dominanting that pillar


-L-P-

Happy dick


mattrixd

r/photoshopbattles


TheKingOfDub

Unexpected Homsar


Robertcoupe

Looks like the Goomba from the live-action Mario movie


ElvisDumbledore

https://i.imgur.com/EvaKkUk.gif


mpa_406

free him


Laefy

Oh how fun. Someone made a cement statue of [Shelby from Adventure Time](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimesuperfans/images/e/eb/Screen_shot_2011-07-05_at_9_32_13_PM.png/revision/latest?cb=20120522000959)


PantyPixie

That's the cutest case of [Stockholm Syndrome.](https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/stockholm-syndrome#:~:text=Stockholm%20syndrome%20is%20a%20psychological,years%20of%20captivity%20or%20abuse.)


abigailwatson83

Shamiko, help me...


[deleted]

Down all references


bwz3r

Looks like Spongebob's pet worm.


SickBrokeandStupid

Worm concrete


UchihaDivergent

I'm a lil buddy


VladVonEisberg

I could say what I see but it is something sexual though....


NeatoSpaghettio

aww


Bot_Hive

“Choke me, daddy”


BreadCheese

The chain is not for his protection its for YOUR protection.


Powersoutdotcom

/r/photoshopbattles


[deleted]

This is the Metropolitan Variant of Diglett.


nwg442

Death Grips, *The Money Store*, 2012


tornadogenesis

Total ewage


TheSnarfy

I swear I saw Spongebob walking one of these in that same leash once.


D157URGE

When she wants to try something new so you go through with it to make her happy


[deleted]

Happy penis slave


SnotYourAverageLoser

Shelby!


fmolla

r/ConfusedBoners


kcarlin23

So many things going on here!!! Hahaha


sparkyheathen

Happiness in Slavery


ZeronHD

😐


gonnachangeitlater

That’s some kinky shit


bparker1013

City street S&M... Nice!


TheKappaChrist

r/wellworn


SkidNutz

Poor diglet.


[deleted]

Carole Baskins husband