T O P

Why? WHY?

Why? WHY?

TheCockKnight

This falls well under inappropriate use of the uniform.


makeitoutoneday

I fucking hate that you made me see this. To be fair, I had to click on it…but bro…


redheadedalex

Alexa delete 911 from my phone


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patrickstarismyhero

Your link is broken


redheadedalex

Yaaaayyy


i_eat_despicitos

That person just made me rethink my entire career choice


WiseF

Dont worry, if the suit catches fire he’ll cook before he can get it off


Chaos__Insurgency

r/CursedComments


Adam_LSX

🤮


Thor-Mors

.. they ought to get a storz connection for their intake.


btmims

Eh. Maybe they have to do a lot of drafting. Or maybe the intake was permanently capped to prevent its usage, we had some guys get injured when a 5" supply line burst right next to the pump panel. Our Chief ordered them to never be used again the very next day, and they were all capped off shortly after.


thealteregoofryan

Those gloves aren’t gonna fit!


15_bad_days

my day always be going so good


dkhz86

Okay this is TOO FAR


7thtrumpetsoonplease

But will the fast food workers be able to hear him when he asks for a discount for being a hero?


-Samg381-

I am disgusted.. the radio is supposed to go in a radio strap.


eclemente

Whats the context? Could be a mascot for the town or local sports team. I mean he could be a furry when he is not on duty so i'm not sure. Still got a better shave and in better shape then a lot of pancake flippers we see on here so i'll give him that .


SawyerJWRBLX

Oh no no, it was on twitter. Certified homosexual furry.


eclemente

That clears it up. Ya that is some shady stuff right there.


Fire_marshal-bill

Even if that was a mascot. . . No.


eclemente

Well i meant it could have been for like a kids awareness day or something. Sometimes they dress up as a dalmatian around where i work.


Fire_marshal-bill

No. I mean that’s not what it is, and even if it was. Still no.


RoyHD20

To each their own, but at the station!?


SawyerJWRBLX

I'm a furry. But, dude, at a certain point it's just too much for me to accept. Furries who are in public service that wear their fucking fursuits at work just aren't mentally well to be putting people's lives in their hands.


Behemothical

I don’t respect furries


AirHokori

And we don't respect you <3


Behemothical

I care not for your level of respect for me, furry.


Finesteinburg

Oh lord


RedTideNJ

Even dorks have kinks


Killer-Kitten

It's never too late for an abortion


soapdonkey

At first I thought this was just a guy with a funny costume in turnouts, it took me a minute to realize what it actually was. Oh god.


Davidthebrander

This just makes me sad, and I can't believe that these guys don't take the job seriously.


Raggadragon

That’s kind of cute, imo.


SawyerJWRBLX

I'm a furry, so normally I would find it cute. But this is overboard.


Bozzagga

Mayday! Mayday! Me: Goes deaf.


SawyerJWRBLX

LOL


AirHokori

God people really hate furries lmao


Iforgotmyloginagain7

Ouch


-Samg381-

Yet most of them probably have no issue with having a weeb avatar with a 13 year old anime girl


Fire_marshal-bill

Can i hate both


-Samg381-

Yes, that is consistent. I really only take exception to the people who give weebs a free pass when they're far more insidious and pervasive.


kope007

We have a Public education civilian that has a mascot style costume for kids events. Sparky the dog. Could this be that? Ours doesn't wear gear, more of a dalmatian with a fire helmet...


makeitoutoneday

No…it’s just a furry.


THOTdestroyer101804

I like your enthusiastic approach


Fire_marshal-bill

Youre too optimistic.


kyndyrjik

burn it already...


Kenny-riedell

Imagine your house is on fire and burning with your entire family inside and this thing shows up


Iforgotmyloginagain7

Well we don't know the story behind this. 🤷‍♀️ could be some guy entertaining kids on an open day


makeitoutoneday

We know the story, and it isn’t that lol. It’s someone being a cringey fuck at work. Keep this shit at home or at designated places (like conventions). This is terrible.


Avasterable

No sir, that's a neon blue and green fursuit. This guy fucks dogs


Kim_Jong_Unsen

You suggesting this department blew a shit ton of money on a cringey neon colored fur suit for the one or two annual kids events? I don’t buy it


Iforgotmyloginagain7

No im suggesting that this guy is a firefighter and also a furry and just brought their fursuit with them


dogchowtoastedcheese

Marshal from Paw Patrol disapproves.


dogchowtoastedcheese

Marshall from Paw Patrol disapproves.


TheRealBaseborn

Y'all need this: https://youtu.be/xrJVZZLv2GE


thatgirl239

Oh no


SawyerJWRBLX

I'm gonna add on once again to clarify that this is in fact a fursuit worn to conventions. With that being said, I can confirm they never wash these after sex let alone after wearing bunker gear. He's gonna get cancer and die.


boomboomown

Thanks vollies


Fire_marshal-bill

Furrys get the wall


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AgentSmith187

If "it" arrives in a big red truck and puts the wet stuff on the hot stuff im fine with that. Any port in a storm, beggars can't be choosers and all that.