Google " Florida man" Followed by your birthdate, Il start 👀👀
By - -TallTree-
April 5, Florida man accused of stealing ambulance, getting it stuck in mud
September 9, Florida man tased for twerking during rainy traffic stop
Ajjj same birthday :D
Same here. Happy belated you two!
Happy belated all 3(+) of you!
Florida man, April 5, A drunk and shirtless Naples man was arrested at an Olive Garden Sunday after shoveling spaghetti into his mouth.
That’s what I got for my April 2 except he wasn’t from Naples. Maybe they’re brothers and it’s just a family tradition
Someone got super similar for April 14th. What is wrong with April Floridians
July 27, Florida Man robs bank, gets naked and throws money.
Tell me that's not the most florida shit ever
What??? April 14: Florida Man Shoveling Spaghetti in Mouth Arrested at Olive Garden
July 28, Florida Man makes beer run with gator in hand.
Um, that's the exact date I Googled.
Cheers, Internet twin?
Here's something interesting: there are 7,874,965,825 people as of 2021 and 365 days in a year, meaning there are around 21,575,248 people on the planet who share your birthday. You have about a 0.274% chance of encountering someone who shares your birthday.
The more you know!
Edit: this assumes birthdays are perfectly evenly spread, which they are not.
Actually birthdays aren't evenly distributed, looking at the US most birthdays are 9 months after Christmas because when people have time off, they do stuff. Giggity.
July 3, "Florida Man dies in an explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave"
March 7: "Florida man jailed for trying to barbeque all the child molesters"
Frankly I think he was doing a good deed.
his intentions were good
Please don't let him be misunderstood
He was a little misguided in his attempt, but the thought was there.
Let’s go July 3rd best birthday
That was my due date. But I decided to loaf around 13 more days before they pulled me out.
August 8, "Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For ‘Anything That Would Kill 200 People’"
April 23, "Florida Man In Easter Bunny Brawl Is A Fugitive & Talks About His Furry Fist Fight"
August 12 “Florida man sprays neighbors with roach spray and attempts to beat them with nunchucks over loud music”
November 17th 2018-
Florida Man Removes Woman's Kidney During Back Surgery Because He Thought It Was a Tumor ...
Not “Florida surgeon…”, “Florida man…”. Some random dude performing back surgery?
Whaddya talking about? You don't need a PhD to do back surgery.
Oh no these people are operating on people!
Two days after you. November 19th:- Florida Man arrested for allegedly having s*x with a miniature horse...
I know mine by heart "Florida man kills neighbors with machete named kindness after saying he would kill them with kindness"
For REAL, what is your birthday?
Wow. That’s a special special day in Florida.
I'm a day behind you
Heres mine https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-suspect-22-allegedly-attacked-mother-with-sausages
As a resident Floridian I see some weird shit, I once saw a guy fighting a racoon at 3 in the morning (he lost) so he got in his car and ran it over
He lost the battle but he won the war.
Until he finds out he has rabies
Rabies victims have to live with an irrational hatred of water their entire lives.
Their entire very short lives
Modern problems require modern solutions
Fighting raccoons requires modern solutions. Vicious buggers.
Jesus that's fucking horrible
Florida Man Shoveling Spaghetti in Mouth Arrested at Olive Garden - NBC Miami
Hey we've all been there 😂
Hey my birthday is april 14 too!
That’s a crime how?
Mine says “Man arrested after hitting his dad by a slice of pizza.”
January 4 btw
Florida mama allegedly slaps woman with bowl of chili.
Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets.
Florida man arrested for throwing pizza at father after finding out his dad helped birth him.
Florida man tells cop “That’s what she said” after being pulled over
Florida man threatens to ‘chop’ friend with machete after being called out for not flushing the toilet
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner
Or... a wiener
Feb 26, "Florida man dies in suitcase girlfriend charged with second degree murder" or "Florida man arrested for allegedly sucking elderly patients toes"
Also 2/26…Florida man pleads guilty, sentenced to 20 years after cutting off wife’s lover’s penis
Mine was "man bites off brothers penis after catching him having sex with his cousin on his favourite dragonbqll z blanket".
Florida men should leave each others penises alone.
this one has always been the funniest one to me. the dude's mug shot is priceless.
Honestly this is the only Florida man case I approve justified.
You don't even know if the lover knew she was married... Put the blame where it belongs - on the wife.
Yeah! Cut off the wife's penis instead!
Yeah!! Fuck her penis! *wait*
December 24, “Florida man bites his brothers penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket.”
fair.not on my fav blanket 😡
I got: A Florida man is facing charges as police say he stole an alligator and attempted to throw it on a roof
I got a guy yelling at a news anchor "Dicks out for Harambe"
I got a dude that threw pizza at his father for helping deliver him when he was born
I got dude running naked in walmart
May 23,"A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From"
Also “Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him” and “Florida man accused of threatening to behead police officers, eat their eyes”. I’d like to think he threatened to eat their eyes because he didn’t have any pizza left. (I’m also may 23rd)
Damn A whole pizza though?? Yo thats hilarious Lmao!!! I swear it’s always Florida smh lol
Dude, we also got
**Florida Man Busted After Bizarre Hurricane Irma 3-Way Sex Romp Ends In Gory Slaying, Body Stuffed In Closet**
What the fuck
Lmao same as you
Jan 31st : Florida Man With Florida Tattoo On Forehead Arrested For Misuse Of 911, Marijuana Possession
Jan 31: Florida Man charged for Beating and Stomping a man who wasn’t social distancing at public pool.
Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald's Before 'Trying to Have Relations With a Railing'
June 22 Nude Florida man burns himself while dancing in flames, chanting.
Damn summer solstice.
Florida man kills grandmother in nudist colony, drives around with her body for five hours
That’s my birthday too! Saw that one lol
Florida Man Makes Ghostly Guitar From His Metal Head Uncle's Skeleton Or Did He?
we need answers!!! 😲
November 11: "Florida Man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos"
I didn't know Matthew McConaughey moved to Florida.
Feb 22 "Florida man tells police that his dog shot his girlfriend while she was sleeping."
The Dog: nobody will belive you
Ahhh yes Florida, what new shenanigans will you have tomorrow?
PUNTA GORDA, Florida — A short, dumpy man has been going around town faking choking episodes, apparently to get attention from women.
Why did I read that as puta gorda
There's actually an entire website for you to just see what Florida man did on your birthday lol
Oh my god thats disgusting, where?
Lmao thanks ganja-claus
Hello fellow Christmas birthday person
Jesus is that you?
-Florida man arrested for beating and throwing chair at child in "donut dispute"
-Florida man nicknamed babycakes caught naked in chair outside apartment complex.
December 12th: Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him
Though not the craziest here there is a lot to unpack in this one. I had to read it three times to make sure I understood it.
Aug 28, Florida man arrested with pound of cocaine, some kept on stack of bacon.
I mean, bacon does make everything better
May 24, Florida Man uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd
Florida Man Arrested For Enforcing Social Distancing By Firing Shots In Hotel Lobby
June 26, Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck and killed before trial
December 25th: Florida Man Arrested for Handing Out Marijuana "Because It Was Christmas"
Florid man August 15, Wrecks into liquor store, blames it on caterpillar.
A 71-year-old Florida man tied a gun to a weather balloon to fake his own murder, police say
> Florida Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave
First three results- no shit
>Police: Man Pulled Gun at Starbucks Over Cream Cheese | Florida News
>Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute
>A Florida man is facing charges as police say he stole an alligator ...
Fucking yikes, lol.
July 2; Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis. ouch
*Florida man throws off other florida man off bridge - 23 sept
May 5th “Fugitive Florida man on bike hoped 'hideous' blonde wig disguise would help him evade deputies, police say”
Florida man busted after bizarre Hurricane Irma 3-way sex romp ends in gory slaying, body stuffed in closet. Also, Florida man interrupts Hurricane Matthew live TV report to yell "dicks out for Harambe"
Florida man with no arms stabs man with scissors ([link](https://www.audacy.com/fm1019/blogs/mel/florida-man-july-10th-news-story))
Got a good one for my bday
Hello birthday buddy. Also found Florida man says pipe bombs weren’t meant to hurt anybody (2019).
April 24, “Florida man stabs nephew for hogging bathroom” and “Florida man slapped with big mouth billy bass after argument”
-Florida man stabbed a man to death while high on LSD
-Florida woman arrested after a hitting a guy with a hammer after "an argument over pork chops"
July 23rd “Florida bites brothers penis off” “Florida man sentenced to 3 years for soitting on 70 year old man””Florida man cartwheels away from cops”
Your birthday was a blessed day indeed.
Florida man spit food into woman’s mouth during road rage incident, deputies say
Cops: Florida man says he stabbed father who wanted to circumcise him
Couldn't decide which one I liked more
June 7 Florida man gets head-butted, knocked out by alligator
June 27th - Florida Man chews off another man's face.
Nov 23 Caught with crack cocaine, Florida man tells cops 'wind blew it into his car'
“Florida man try’s to sell his baby in a pawn shop”
Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell
Mar 19, 2019 — A Florida man is lucky to be alive, and he has his love of hot sauce to thank.
No i wasn't born 2019 😏
Florida Man Charged With Battery After Allegedly Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend
April 26- "Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage" NICE.
June 26 - Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck and killed before trial
Well that's quite um... yeah... flamingos... what the heck do Florida men do in their spare time?
Florida man: what law can I break today? Oh flamingos dancing? Screw them.
Florida man later on the internet: And that is why flamingos such. At least I gave him a better chance now.
Florida police: Another one... how many does that make today barbara?
Barbara: 32 and a half.
New officer: 32 and a half? How a half? Isn't any crime 1?
Experienced officer: nope. Some crimes are worth 1 and a half. Others half. After all. If you can't manage to kill all the birds you obviously failed.
Readers: what is this guy even talking about anymore?
Me: I usually do random rants and one-sided conversations. Nothing to be concerned about have a nice day! 😁
“Florida Man Attempted To Provide $150, Candy & Soda For Sex With Minor”
Florida Man In His Underwear Hits Deputy In Face With Bible, Screams “I CONDEMN YOU,” Poops Himself
Birthday buds got this one too
I'm not giving you my birthdate, Mr Nigerian prince!
Florida man arrested for running naked trough walmart parking lot,june 25
“Alleged Florida foot sniffer arrested”
A Florida man beat a woman with a conch shell before going to bed, police said
May 10th Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar
Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence.
I remember this guy!
July 16 “Florida man indicted in fatal dog poop fight”
December 20, Florida man who marooned himself on lake fountain says he took too much MDMA and wanted to be with the swans
February 21: "A Florida man was charged with burglary on Wednesday after homeowners returned to find him lying on their couch watching TV while wearing their clothes, investigators said."
Jun 6- pouring ketchup on his girlfriend
October 28, Florida man arrested after throwing pumpkin on girlfriend
September 1st, Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
November 20, “Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse” THE FUCK?!
Florida man charged with stabbing a woman with a fork over underdone potato.
23 Oct "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target" wtf is this LOL
Feb 2 - "Florida man accused of decapitating hamster, discarding body in box near his home"
That’s just sad :(
March 2 ‘Florida man arrested for beating and throwing chair at child in doughnut dispute’
September 25th, Florida man naked at Chick Fil A
july 18, florida man arrested, pleasuring with a pickle in the most peculiar place.
June 20th florida man pulls gun at starbucks over cream cheese
May 15: Florida man slapped girlfriend with cheeseburger, kicked her down stairs
February 2nd, “Florida man accused of decapitating hamster, discarding body in box near his home”
"Florida Man Dressed As Fred Flintstone Pulled Over For Speeding" lol.
Dec 11 A Florida man is being charged with child cruelty and damaging property after allegedly beating a child and throwing a chair at him after a dispute over doughnuts.
July 29th: Florida man runs away beer in hand and alligator in another
Nov 14: Florida man dresses as woman, buys puppy with stolen credit card
WTF: Florida man pulled gun at Starbucks over cream cheese
September 18th. Florida man rides jetski on highway. Cops agree it is totally legal.
I've seen and done this before, but still a great post!
Florida the state that just keeps on giving 🤣
February 9, Florida man "threw an alligator" into a fast-food restaurant?
Ok now do this with your credit card number ill start..
A Florida man was arrested Sept. 2 after he exposed himself in public at a Burger King, according to police.
Happens all the time. Simply can’t be explained.
[Killed his Mom over orange juice argument](https://13wham.com/amp/news/nation-world/police-florida-man-killed-mother-in-argument-over-orange-juice-car)
Florida man haunts beaches dressed as Grim Realer
Florida man arrested after spraying substance labeled ‘COVID-19’
Florida man arrested after throwing firecrackers under girls bed
July 30, Florida Man Tries To Buy Rolex Watches With Check Printed From Home Computer
Dec 25 , Florida man arrested for handing out marijuana because it was Christmas 🎅
May 19th, “florida man arrested after falling asleep on sofa of home police says he burglarized”
Florida man faces charges for eating pancakes in the middle of the road (March 26)
July 6, Florida man allegedly stole pool floats from homes to “stop himself from raping women”: police
Torn between do i choose Florida man who kept a pound of cocaine under a bunch of bacon or Florida man walking his goat in the rain naked
Florida man wears medal without honor
February 28, Florida man threatens family with Coldplay lyrics. Ends standoff when offered pizza
Florida man tries to pay for fast food with a bag of weed.
October 9 - Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Breaking Into a House and Trying on Baby Clothes While Holding a Woman Hostage
Florida man with no arms charged in stabbing Chicago tourist.
Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection
Oct 23, Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed “Olaf” at Target.
Florida man arrested for intentionally running over ducklings playing in a puddle
Holy shit LOL
May 23. A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From
Aug 30 - [Florida Man - Vladimir Putin](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/30/florida-man-vladimir-putin-arrested-on-trespassing-charges/amp/)
Florida man throws a holy book at deputy
May 10 Florida man trys to pawn his baby