Humor: how to make a DC Snyder movie.
By - jcdulos
Batman, Green Lantern, Bane, Sinestro, and Joker.
Who wouldn’t watch that?
One can only dream we'd see something like that with a proper DC cinematic universe...
Is it weird that this actually made me want to see a blender in slow motion?
Mmm, a little bit, yeah.
It's not a Zack Snyder movie until you see shell casings falling in slow motion.
Yeah that was my thought, hah hah. Not enough shell casings
Or getting ludicrously statuesque people just to show off how attractive and godly they are.
it's the opposite they make snyder's og long runtime short cuz they want money from more theater screenings
I would watch a 3 day long movie if there was one. Not even out of interest for the movie itself but just cause of the runtime.
Well apparently there's a film that's [30 days long](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambianc%C3%A9#:~:text=Ambianc%C3%A9%20is%20an%20experimental%20film,and%20will%20be%20screened%20globally.)
There’s an hour long trailer for it too. I definitely need to find this movie. Although it’d be awful if there’s no English subtitles.
It doesn't exist. Says so right in the wiki.
Oh I didn’t remember the part about destroying it. That’s annoying.
If only McDavid put as much effort into hockey as his DC Tik Tok movies
The ring going into Hal’s finger in slowmo to the sound of Hallelujah sounds so effing sick.
It's not untrue for the most part
Why’d I laugh so hard at this
“Its an 8 hours movie but the director cut is 3 day”
I'd watch that movie...
This is honestly pretty annoying and not all that funny.. so yeah a tiktok video.
I bet you're great fun at parties mate.
Is he supposed to pretend he finds it hilarious? It’s a tiktok video, let’s not act like this was a slice of comedic genius.
Pretty true though lol
Not really but go off
My guy you literally posted a tik tok video about the flash lol
I mean this dude is fucking grating. That voice is just awful. The flash video I posted was short.
It wasn’t that great lol
I guess I missed the part where I said it was lol. Sorry I didn't like this stupid tiktok video based on Snyder hate that's been way overdone.
>I guess I missed the part where I said it was lol. Sorry I didn't like this stupid tiktok video based on Snyder hate that's been way overdone.
There was absolutely no hate in this video.
Yes there was.
THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKING SICK
The only thing I think is incorrect is that it would be a really slow cover of Halleluiah rather than Cohen's version because he's used Covers in all of his recent stuff.
I follow the guy, that last line is in every single one of them and it all came from a Fast and Furious Madlib IIRC.
There's actually an 8-hour film
[This Filipino film](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Lullaby_to_the_Sorrowful_Mystery)
Yeah Batista fits being Bane
He sounds like Chris Pratt
This is fucking stupid.