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Humor: how to make a DC Snyder movie.

Humor: how to make a DC Snyder movie.

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SonOfOriginalMan

Batman, Green Lantern, Bane, Sinestro, and Joker. Who wouldn’t watch that?


LSSJPrime

One can only dream we'd see something like that with a proper DC cinematic universe... *sobs*.


ohmygodimonfire4

Is it weird that this actually made me want to see a blender in slow motion?


Reyne-TheAbyss

Mmm, a little bit, yeah.


DarkLordRyan

It's not a Zack Snyder movie until you see shell casings falling in slow motion.


elendinel

Yeah that was my thought, hah hah. Not enough shell casings


LSSJPrime

Or getting ludicrously statuesque people just to show off how attractive and godly they are.


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it's the opposite they make snyder's og long runtime short cuz they want money from more theater screenings


EinsteinDuck

I would watch a 3 day long movie if there was one. Not even out of interest for the movie itself but just cause of the runtime.


ProfessionalNobody0

Well apparently there's a film that's [30 days long](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambianc%C3%A9#:~:text=Ambianc%C3%A9%20is%20an%20experimental%20film,and%20will%20be%20screened%20globally.)


EinsteinDuck

There’s an hour long trailer for it too. I definitely need to find this movie. Although it’d be awful if there’s no English subtitles.


TheExtremistModerate

It doesn't exist. Says so right in the wiki.


EinsteinDuck

Oh I didn’t remember the part about destroying it. That’s annoying.


ThatPaulywog

If only McDavid put as much effort into hockey as his DC Tik Tok movies


kakkarot_73

The ring going into Hal’s finger in slowmo to the sound of Hallelujah sounds so effing sick.


MikeX1000

It's not untrue for the most part


LatterTarget7

Why’d I laugh so hard at this


DetecJack

“Its an 8 hours movie but the director cut is 3 day”


Confidence_Resident

I'd watch that movie...


planethorror

This is honestly pretty annoying and not all that funny.. so yeah a tiktok video.


DanieIIll

I bet you're great fun at parties mate.


planethorror

Thanks 🎉


Nightdweller90210

Is he supposed to pretend he finds it hilarious? It’s a tiktok video, let’s not act like this was a slice of comedic genius.


mariovspino5

Pretty true though lol


planethorror

Not really but go off


mariovspino5

My guy you literally posted a tik tok video about the flash lol


planethorror

I mean this dude is fucking grating. That voice is just awful. The flash video I posted was short.


mariovspino5

It wasn’t that great lol


planethorror

I guess I missed the part where I said it was lol. Sorry I didn't like this stupid tiktok video based on Snyder hate that's been way overdone.


thepolicearecomingyo

>I guess I missed the part where I said it was lol. Sorry I didn't like this stupid tiktok video based on Snyder hate that's been way overdone. There was absolutely no hate in this video.


planethorror

Yes there was.


Hills1849

THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKING SICK


amancalledzorro

Lmaoooooo


IAmTheDoctor34

The only thing I think is incorrect is that it would be a really slow cover of Halleluiah rather than Cohen's version because he's used Covers in all of his recent stuff.


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IAmTheDoctor34

I follow the guy, that last line is in every single one of them and it all came from a Fast and Furious Madlib IIRC.


IamJanTheRad

There's actually an 8-hour film [This Filipino film](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Lullaby_to_the_Sorrowful_Mystery)


doomsday0099

Yeah Batista fits being Bane


farhan643

He sounds like Chris Pratt


Fluid-Repair-4085

This is fucking stupid.


Tandril91

u/savevideobot


Dreyfussy15

https://youtu.be/fI_x4OISI-8?t=1477


eddiedingle129

Awful