TikTok was a mistake
By - TheRealPuro
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Leave your eye donations here, if you don’t want em I’ll take em.
Please take mine
No offense but fuck you for posting that abomination
Seriously... I'm lost, someone come get me please.
you need an adult paci?
i didnt understand what was a paci??? then i saw her suckling on that gag ball of a pacifier. surely i am young too but am i a misfit or brought up correctly?
What even is a pacifier, it sounds like some sort of drug injection thing
... you don't know what a pacifier is?
Sure sounds like a sick name for a huge handgun
Take some r/eyebleach
Oh thank God it's the wholesome one
tiktok is zoo 2.0 we come to look at those who rejected humanity and returned to monke
How on earth does one even find this kind of dregs of society. This is not a question, please do not answer!
Take mine please. And also take my brain for thinking something else
You mind if they’re damaged? I just dug them out with a spoon
All the same m8 they are just going in the blender
You're suppost to use an ice cream scoop.
Not a melon baller?
I have horrible far-sighted vision, really strong prescription glasses/contacts, but tbh after seeing this I wish I wasn’t near-sighted either
please take care of my eyes, they've gone through so much, make sure you make them in an eyeball soup, that's how they want to go out
“They’ve gone through so much”
The truest words.
Do you take wars as well? I don’t want any of my senses
Did you write this post-eyeball removal?
Just… just take them already.
Fuckin take em
bless you kind stranger
Thanks dude here, take mine
Thank you sir
My eyes has never seen such destructive *cringe...*
they're kinda crunchy so here ya go
not all heroes wear capes
You‘re going full Danzo huh? I See.
You'll be helpin' out...Richard Dunn!
"Today i am going to record myself receiving a pacifier that i sent myself and post that on the internet"
How do you know what I wrote in my diary last night?
I watched you write it
Are we all just facets of the same system?
Yes. He wrote it. I watched. I then told a guy who told a different guy who then shot the retirwd principle from his high school. That wasnt supposed to happen. He told a guy in prison who escaped qnd told it to the original commenter on this thread
I shot one of our alters dead with a gun. He was an asshole anyway
This comment made me lol thank you
Just a sidenote... as English is not my first language, TIL I learned what is a pacifier: I always thought it was some fancy Colt model
You're thinking [Peacemaker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_Single_Action_Army).
**[Colt Single Action Army](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_Single_Action_Army)**
>The Colt Single Action Army, also known as the Single Action Army, SAA, Model P, Peacemaker and M1873, is a single-action hand gun with a revolving cylinder (a revolver) holding six metallic cartridges. It was designed for the U.S. government service revolver trials of 1872 by Colt's Patent Firearms Manufacturing Company—today's Colt's Manufacturing Company—and was adopted as the standard military service revolver until 1892. The Colt SAA has been offered in over 30 different calibers and various barrel lengths. Its overall appearance has remained consistent since 1873.
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Probably would've been better had she put that in her mouth instead.
Well, then I have another one for you ;-)
TIL == Today I Learned
TIL I learned then is "Today I Learned I learned"
That's a lot of learning going on there.
Like the classic 'PIN number' is literally Personal Identification Number Number..millions get it wrong every single day
Liquid crystal display display
Also smh my head
At least it wasn't an adult diaper unboxing
The actual babies are never excited about the pacifiers
And they can't read either!
They also move nothing like her. My daughter is 2 and it's funny how glaring it is that the mannerisms in this Tik Tok are obviously someone pretending. She does her version of kiddie speak because she's aware a toddler would speak differently and enjoys it but otherwise moves nothing like an actual toddler.
Even having the manual dexterity to unwrap a package like that and hold up a single finger in that 'wait a second' gesture would be very difficult for a child. The ability to move your fingers quickly and independently is something you have to *earn* and my daughter has spent hours trying to operate zippers, lids, shoes, etc working on it. Most kids have, I'm sure. I've literally been teaching my daughter how to make the peace/two sign here and there for months now by physically placing her fingers in the right configuration so she can then hold it together, it takes a lot of effort to map these things to your brain.
We have twins and one of them still couldn’t even hold up fingers on her hand properly at 4 years old. If you asked her to hold up three fingers she’d use her other hand to hold down the remaining 2 fingers lol. Because the other twin could do it fine we were worried she had some kind of motor issues but we spoke to a doctor about it and they literally said some kids just take a while. She’s almost 6 now and is all good!
So yeah, first thing I thought was she has amazing dexterity for a 2 year old lol
> The ability to move your fingers quickly and independently is something you have to earn
This might be my favorite typo I’ve seen in a while. I’m picturing you seeing your 2 year old do something mildly dexterous like making a peace sign so you slap her hands away going “No! You haven’t *earned* it yet!”
Haha, not a typo but I meant it in the sense of "earn through hard work and repeated effort", that's funny though
Ah makes sense haha. I assumed you meant “learn” but that make sense. Still gave me a laugh though!
I was thinking the same thing!
Dexterity is absolutely a learning process. My 2 year old tries to pick her nose and often misses. Also, she wouldn’t make such solid eye contact like that with a camera lense. She’s not aware enough to know her behavior is being recorded.
Or have ability to do anything beside shitting themselves
I worked with toddlers for two years and i can confirm. They would rip it apart into shreds, get excited over the paper then shit themselves.
Do two year olds do the fist wavey happy dance? I imagine that's more of a five+ thing.
They do but really violent and messy. She's like a 5 yo who still hasn't been taken off the pacifier. Bad parenting through and through
It's like menwritingwomen except "anyone writing small kids". Many are so, so wrong...
Yeah i doubt those people ever held a child... Its way more than just diapers and pacifiers. Try having lunch with 5 of those things and get out alive. They aren't just cute, they are way more than that. Pure chaos and random suicidal tendencies, try mimic that.
How does that alter know there was supposed to be a note? she looked surprised to get the pacifier? Plot holes everywhere
She needs approval in some form or she’ll die from lack of approval
I'm looking for answers too, all I've found is more reasons to gouge my eyes out with a fork
Bro as a person who's lgbt can I just say people who "identify" as an age are both confusing as shit and so creepy. Like it's like age play....only they don't see it as play.Like wtf
I might be wrong but isn't this supposed to be DID and not age play? She/they talk about systems and alters.
Possibly? I'm honestly not sure, most of the DID videos have one person talking to themselves and not smth like this, so I assumed it was age play. Faking DID is honestly just as lame tho lol
The text say it was a gift from an alter in the system - that’s the DID bs. Check out /r/fakedisordercringe for more!
Fetish mixed with attention and internet infamy. All there is.
She claims she has DID, sort of like a split personality and i'm guessing this "version" of her, a 1-2yr old, is one of her "alters"
I hate to do this to you but….
It’s even worse when you remember there are men out there jacking off to this exact video. *Shudder*
..........man why would u remind me of the fact I'm tryna ignore T_T
I don’t think it’s age regression, I’m pretty sure it’s DID, based on them talking about alters and ousting an age and name at the top. I’m which case it would be a 1-2 year old alter
We are regressing as a species
And in age apparently
TikTok seems to be the funnel for said regression, and my fear is that it's legitimately picking up speed and soon it will be exponential.
man there has been worse shit than this on youtube pretty much since it flicked its servers on
tiktok is just a platform like any other, it's like finding cringe on youtube and saying youtube is regressing society
... i mean you might have a point on that front
Just think of the things that AFV and Bob Saget had to say no to during their run. They probably have archives of footage that they could never air.
Send your tape in! Wow, how weird was that?
I feel with every new platform or technology people fear the regression it might cause, but it's normally bount to happen.
It’s the fact that it’s mostly teens and young people that worry me, they won’t survive adulthood
Bah, they won't ever be able to do a lot of "adulting" things like own a house, either, so I think they're preemptively adapting.
Who says the regressed must be saved?
This is why we need to bring back bullying
If you aren't familiar with r/fakedisordercringe then there is a whole river of content exactly like this.
The basic gist of it is that there are people on TikTok, Twitter, Discord - anywhere there are other people - all claiming to have Disassociative Identity Disorder (often known as Multiple Personality Disorder).
It's a very real disorder but it's also a very rare disorder. VERY rare. On top of it being rare, it is really only found in adults who have experienced some form of severe trauma in the past and I guess this is their brain's way of coping. I'm under the impression that there is still so much about that just isn't understood.
What _THIS_ is, is someone claiming to have a whole system of identities (often referred to as 'the system') who interact with each other and also know when to turn a camera on, edit a video, publish and then caption it. The identities aren't like 'Gary from the mechanic' or 'Chloe who works at the supermarket' but rather 'Kai who is the protector' or just named after Greek gods or something. A lot of people who have DID will often have alters that are named on a purely functional level rather than having names like something you would read in a YA fantasy novel.
In this case, the identities are all aware of each other, they are all wildly different personalities, some are really cool and confident and you can tell this because _sunglasses_. Others are apparently 1-2 year olds but they are all differentiated between their individual if virtually identical hair colours and styles.
I joined that subreddit because it has some videos of people who genuinely have Tourette's, autism, ADD, ADHD, everything that gets thrown around as being quirky and fun. It was interesting from an educational perspective. But very quickly it became apparent that the swarm of young people bored out of the minds and desperate for acceptance, fame, whatever, have co-opted an illness they don't have and managed to manifest one that they _do_ have but are too ignorant to appreciate.
Pretending to have something as unusual and damaging as DID or Alice In Wonderland Syndrome, the people claiming to have Autism, Tourette's or ADD have got something wrong with them but it isn't what they're claiming it is.
this is genuinely one of the most cringe posts I've ever seen on this subreddit
Buckle up. It only gets worse.
Seat belts off for this ride..
r/fakedisordercringe here's the sauce
She record this in an airplane hangar, like damn
This is just a normal tiktok video. You got your weird fetish, fake disorder, weird hair, and text on the screen.
I think the text on screen is cause a lot of people don't have their phones sound on
Which is fine with me because I am at work and can watch this without the shitty music or computer voice
Also, TikTok sound is SO obnoxious. The music, the voices... it's obviously all designed to catch your attention asap.
My tiktok feed is just cars, thank God.
I dont care if you get it, just keep it to yourself. Nobody cares if you get a fucking pacifier at what looks to be 20-30.
Yeah but shes not doing it for herself, shes doing it for the attention so of course its going on the internet.
Lots of these are done to find/lure/recruit people to her paid platforms.
Or she's working with Chris Hanson on a sting.
Use your eyes man, her age on the side clearly says she is an infant and is 1-2 years old, not 20-30… come on man!
Bro….i have a toddler in this age range and he doesn’t act anything like this. How is a toddler more mature than these internet weirdos?
Because your toddler isn’t looking for attention from internet strangers
Your toddler isnt being a toddler because it's his fetish
I wanted to live in denial… but it happened… we universaly outlawed pedophilia… yet some people want to go back to being a baby cause that’s their fetish…
I think the baby stuff is weird as hell, but it’s not pedophilia. There’s plenty of adults into it and it’s not that they’re sexually attracted to children.
It’s about mentally going back to a time that was less stressful for most people. It’s about the lack of control, even if it’s just a role play.
Shit like this is even weirder, because it goes beyond just normal fetish levels, but I still doubt it’s anything to do with pedophilia. But also, anyone pretending to have DID and alters is trash anyways.
TikTok is the 8th deadly Sin
Its not the 8th or first deadly sin
Its **The** deadly sin
nah it's fine until this shit
Turn into Xander so I can slap the shit outta you.
Someone in my class of 14-15 year olds identifies as the harry potter character draco malfoy and they want all the teachers to call them draco but wont have the school make their name draco on documents because they need their parents permission
Nah fam I refuse to believe this shit, there’s just no way
I wish i didnt believe it either but its real
He just heard that Carti song where he’s like ‘D-R-A-C-O’
Happens a lot. Look at r/fakedisordercringe one woman pretends her alter is a duck
As someone who works at a school, I guarantee that all the other teachers make fun of them.
At least i can sleep better at night knowing that
This reminds me of myself when I was in 1st grade I was obsessed with the Animaniacs cartoon and I liked the two bugs bunny knock off characters, specifically the blue one Buster rabbit, I ended up signing all my school work with the name Buster on it for a week straight until my teacher had to talk to my parents about it. Difference is I was like 5 and after being calmly explained to why I can’t do that I had stopped. Idk yeah it’s cringe but if they’re 14-15 most sensible people will grow out of it.
Damn bro that's an advanced 1 year old.
A 1-2 year old who needs an adult pacifier, apparently.
Some people don’t have access to food or water
Man, at first I thought this was some ageplay kink shit but wow, what the fuck
I normally don't physically react to anything on my phone but dera god this actually made me wince and recoil a little. She got dat r/punchableface
Dera god indeed.
Damn it i just realized that typo
People who try to look like anime faces but they’re not making the anime face it’s just a cat butthole face
God I hate this shit. Plus the stupid anime giggles.
Total cringe and absolutely fake.
No 1 - 2 year old opens any packaging that nicely.
Hold on, They/She?
Is she a Non-binary/Binary person?
My brain hurts.
I have been trying to figure this out. Wouldn't it be her/she or they/them? If she/they is mixing pronouns, would it have to be she/them or they/her? Or do I have to give both pronouns every time, or is it dealer's choice? I thought I was fairly progressive, but now I'm think I'm just confused.
Mfw nonbinary toddler
'From an alter in our system xander'
Anybody wanna tell me wtf this means?
They are LARPing as someone with Dissociative Identity Disorder (formerly known as Multiple Personality Disorder) which is incredibly rare and caused by _severe_ childhood trauma leading to your psyche to be fractured to cope with the situation.
The ‘system’ is the mental cabinet, the ‘alters’ are put into different drawers, so to speak. These alters serve different functions, like being a protector or someone who gets to deal with the trauma. Depending on the situation, specific drawers will pop open.
I hope that makes sense.
Sometimes kids do need to be bullied. This shit is just horrid
There's a healthy aspect to shame, the show big mouth on Netflix goes over this eloquently
I agree with this 100%.
That’s it. NO MORE FREE WILL. Imma start instrumentality
Man, I pity her parents. Do they know they created that?
op like newton extented the law of inertia given by galileo i would like to extend the title
"TikTok was a mistake just like the guy who created it."
I like you funny words :)
Wear a condom
The problem isn’t giving them a platform, the problem is we can’t call them out on it without certain people getting their hair twisted
Does anyone know what this wearing pacifiers could do to her front teeth? I can't imagine it's healthy
You end up with an oval or diamond shaped gap from misshapen teeth.
After seeing several videos like this where they say "alter in our system," I always took that to mean one of their alter egos or characters or whatever, so why doesn't she know who it is from? Did she forget to send herself a note? Am I overthinking this bullshit to a point that will inevitably lead to an aneurysm? This story, and more, at 11.
Life really needs to get hard for some
"These bitches forgot my note I wrote myself. Now how am I going to acknowledge myself to others."
I'm embarrassed to be the same species as her
How would a baby even read a note in the first place?
Dissociative Identity Disorder is a rare condition that only effects as many as 2% of the world’s population. Not every edgy teen on the Internet has it. Fuckin… stupid.
wrong. DID doesnt affect 2% of the population, it’s actually so stupidly fucking rare that psychologists and psychiatrists argue if it even exists
What does a short term dissociative episode look and feel like?
Do you realize that 2% of the world's population is approximately 156 million people?
That's the same percentage of people who have green eyes for example.
It's clearly less than 2% then
To put it in perspective, Autism only affects about 1.8% of the population. I refuse to believe that more people have DID than autism
Me, a green-eyed person with sectoral heterochromia and diagnosed autism: what kind of fucking fraction am I
Suffering through success
I mean with the way genetics works, the sheer fact that you're alive is an insane fraction.
*Existence is pain*
Tiktokers are faking DID and Tourettes big time for attention. I've lived with someone who has DID, so when I see bs like this it's hard not to cringe
This is a fetish
You know what, fuck it, send up the nukes. We're done.
You will go to the Princess 1-2 planet in the Xander system and establish an outpost there.
I remember when at teen was sucking on a Pacifier it was because they were high as fuck on Ecstasy at a rave … now we get this … kids grow up and go do some drugs and other stupid stuff
I would love to see how this person acts out to dinner with family members
So fucking stupid, grow up and go get a job you silly fuck.
I refuse to believe this is a credible psychological disorder and not just a voluntary and invented coping mechanism that serves as an excuse for people to roleplay as toddlers for fun. Fucking weirdos.
Well, As long as they suppost paci xander's alter system.
What in the entire fuck.
I hate peoples like this. This world is turning into a weird place.
But they're just trying to express themselves /s
> they're just trying to express themselves /s
“What people do in the privacy of their own home doesn’t effect you, bigot!”
Yeah - that’s the lie we all bought.
But now we’re here..and it’s only getting worse every day.
Jesus mother fucking Christ
NO! NO! NO!
Wtf even is this?
stop that shit right fucking now and find yourself a job ffs
With them giant-ass, already bucked teeth, further use of pacifiers is just what she needs.
Imagine she getting a job right and someone brings up this with the full video
This subreddit has made me cringe in ways I never thought were possible
Stop the planet! I wish to disembark.
That is so many levels of fucked up
HOLY SHIT THATS MY EX
NOT EVEN JOKING
This is why western civilization can't last. Ridiculous people seem to be taking over.