Give Mom the gift of horror
By - flysly
All I see is teeth.
Children's gappy teeth unnerve me so much.
they're like the spiky teeth of gollum
what's "taters," Precious?
PO TAY TOES!
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!
BANG, BANG, THUD dead fish
*so cold and nice for feet*
*and all we wish*
*is to catch a fish*
*so juicy sweet*
... i'll never see my toddler the same way.
you mean your preciousss
Ever see an 7 or 8 year old with a full set of baby teeth? It looks so wrong. Looks like the mouth is double spaced.
Ever see an adult that never grew out of the gappy teeth phase? Eugh.
They are all enjoying wearing masks. That's like at least +3 attractiveness until the mask comes off
I worked with a guy that said he never lost his baby teeth. He did have a jacked up mouth. An x-ray would probably reveal a nightmarish image.
My ex-husband still has his baby teeth in his gums. For whatever reason he never got surgery for that. I'm sure there are reasons but he never told me why. It wasn't attractive BTW
Wait, why did you date/marry him? Hasn't he had them for his entire life?
Probably less nightmarish than you think, I still have 4 baby teeth because the adult teeth never grew to replace them. So it’s not like there’s anything hiding under the gums an X-ray would reveal.
In the US, dental care to get teeth corrected can cost thousands of dollars that many people just don't have - it's not like a phase they can "grow up" out of that they are choosing to do, it's a sad lack of coverage for dental care. :(
I know a very cute girl that has a gap in her front teeth. She's honestly very cute.
Yeah that's not what I meant.
My bad then. What were you saying?
I think they're talking about adults that still have big gaps between all their teeth like the kid in the OP
Oh like dolphin teeth
You people who obsess over other's appearances are the repulsive ones. Maybe you conform to conventional standards of "beauty", but if you think that makes you better than anyone else you're a fucking pathetic narcissist.
My toddler had to have his five top front teeth pulled because of other medical and developmental and sensory/feeding issues he has that created dental issues. Anyways they left his right Canine tooth in as a guide for when his big teeth come in. I love my kid to pieces and he is cute as can be but there is something so jarring and gives me a weird feeling in my stomach to see a not so babyish face smiling with just gums and one pointy tooth to the side.
It also makes me feel bad even though this was totally unavoidable.
Also the drooling since November has been wild. He's also start jutting his drooly mouth and chin out for kisses. Its a huge developmental thing but ugh wet kisses make me want to gag.
Lol sorry, kids are a lot fun but the whole process is a wild ride. But who am I to say, both my babies have a full head of teeth.
Its really is wild but there is way more good than bad especially when they hug you and all that. At Least this is fixable and is happening at 3 and not 13 or as an adult.
Just gotta be able to laugh at it cause its kinda ridiculous and they definitely don't clue you into any of these kinds of things. Like how do you make your kid feel loved and wanted while also not wanting to be slimed by their body fluids.
"Mommy/daddy loves you very much but no kisses for at least another year, kiddo"
After being shat on and pissed on, slobber is just fine.
Ever seen an X-ray of a toddler mouth? It’s fuel for nightmares.
Children~~'s gappy teeth~~ unnerve me so much.
I know right. People say children are so cute and all and that disney uses the baby archetype for their character but all I see is something I want to stay the heck away from.
Imagine them biting your leg
Spaced out like this is sometimes a good indicator that their adult teeth won't be so crowded, which means braces may not be required.
What gets me is when they lose their front two baby teeth but their giant adult teeth come in whilst they're still looking like very young children, so they have these giant bugs bunny teeth staring you in the face.
How unnerved you should be by baby teeth, depends on what sex you are. They razor sharp little things, when they first erupt. I'm not unnerved by them, but I'm a male. If I had to risk my nipples to them,...........they'd scare the hell out of me, I'm sure.
Teeth and eyeballs
Your ability to identify them and be creeped out/afraid of them have increased your ancestors chance of survival to pass those traits on to you.
I thought the same
Jesus the fucking bottom of that thing is a whatever the r/trypophobia for teeth is paradise.
Well then you’re missing out on the degloved skin!
Directed by John Carpenter.
Executive Producer David Cronenberg
Written by Clive Barker
Animated by DeepDream.
BURN IT CHILDS! DO IT!
Since its a family setting...
Mom says she wants the flamethrower!
Thats what she said, now run!
I just showed up to say this. Kudos.
Mom- "When you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH"
Hmm... i was thinking maybe Quentin Tarantino. Kill Billy
If it was feet then it would be Tarantino.
Creepy. At least with Nicolas Cage faces it would be funny.
Thank you for the gift idea
This sub is a [blessing](https://www.reddit.com/r/creepydesign/comments/bxf2h3/its_watching_me_everytime_i_go_to_mc_donalds/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I’ve got a Nicolas Cage pillow
Nic Cage would be my second choice, I totally thought this was a [Tom Cruise thing.](https://i0.wp.com/www.heyuguys.com/images/2010/07/tom-cruise.jpg)
Yes, I do love to craft. Thanks for a new cheerful sub to follow.
I can't wait to post my non-euclidian macrame! :3
I had one of these made for my wife haha. It’s just one HUGE picture of my face but with one of those photos you weren’t ready to take lol. I have one eye open, a snarling nose, and my teeth sticking out. I was mid sneeze.
Lmao nice gift
Do you remember where you ordered it? My wife’s birthday is coming up and that would be the perfect gift lol
I think it was shutterfly? There are a lot of sites! I had a coupon and it came out to like $15 so even as a gag gift, worth 100%.
I order stuff with photos all the time lol. It's so funny to just give someone a gift with a dumb photo. They always love it and if your family is like mine they will use it too haha. I gave my brother a shirt with his photo on it (a funny one lmao) and it had a caption that says "MUSCLE BEACH THIS WAY". So funny and he wears it all the time.
I must rewatch Society
It's the Shunting quilt
Yeah, I miss the artistry of Screaming Mad George. I'm just confused by the notion that moms can't be into flesh-melding body horror. There's a rather obvious reason why this genre is popular with female horror fans.
I think this was featured in "Doom 2".
Haha yeah I’ve seen that texture model before
It's a Shoggoth you casual.
A fellow dungeon delver I see.
First thing I thought as well!
This is good, but if they just had eyes and teeth, they could fit way more eyes and teeth on there.
Doom wall texture
those always freaked me out
What is this abomination
it’s from the Leatherface collection
I read this as abortion and it's still correct.
A blanket version of the Ugly Shirt, use it in public to mess with facial recognition systems.
Give mom the gift of clinical counseling
Not enough fire in hell to purge this abomination
Its The Thing!
My first thought too.
Straight out of the darkest parts of my brain
made from 100% real flesh
Aphex Twin approves
My sister got me one of these with a large closeup picture of my cat. Girlfriend hates it because she thinks his pink nose looks like a vagina. It is now always turned around so she can't see him.
ok just as i thought it couldn't get any worse i see that
i hate myself
Y u do dis?
i saw far to much internet and i only used it for like 7 minutes
It do be like dat sometimez
ur right thx :3
Ahhh the good ol’ wall of flesh 😂
This looks like a bad acid trip
The Thing after absorbing a day care centre.
That shit looks like the doom 2 level ending stuff
what? this is perfect!
Look on the bottom right everyone.
immediately thought of that
Shoggoth: The Blanket. Now with 20% more gibbering, toothy mouths!
Ah! The Cronenberg blanket, every mom who loves her hell spawn wants one.
“Mother, why have you forsaken me? “
Gibbering Mouthers are terrifying!
That looks purely intentional
Fabius Bile wore it better
Feels like the screen at the end of each level of Doom II.
It's just an incoherent mass of flesh and teeth.
giygas is for real
"This blanket is sponsored by baby-flesh .co"
What is this, Doom 3?
That is my nightnare.
Baby’s are fucking creepy but this.... is just torture
I fear no man but that thing.... It scares me
New Doom wall texture just dropped
Again, it's not crappy design just because you don't like it
I got the same blanket for my girlfriend but with a photo of her dog, it’s amazing, and very soft.
I think it’s because it’s creepy af. And makes the childs face look like The Thing from John Carpenters The Thing.
One big child face would probably be better.
Wrong. This is hilarious.
Of course it’s hilarious. To us.
But just imagine it staring at you from the foot of the bed....
I can! That’s why I want to find a good picture of my new nephew and make this for my sister + BiL 😂😂
It’s a personalized gift. Its intended purpose was to make that specific woman happy, which it clearly has. Not crappy design.
She's an actor yo
You know man, I just liked it here a lot more when it was about design. Now it’s just another heavily-botted pile-on sub. Take care.
State of reddit these days. Unpopular opinions are full of popular opinions, every sub has gone political and the mob runs it all
You’re right though
I'm obsessed with my kids and unironically like this so I don't think I count.
This is scary
The one in the bottom right is a thing of horror
I feel like your wife is Tom Cruise with long hair
This actually spooked me while I was scrolling through my feed, I jumped when this showed up 😂
My mom is shocked by this picture!
Teeth... it’s just- the teeth...
Like something out of The Thing.
wall of flesh?
Doom’s moving wall of faces
Looks like that abomination boss from Ice Crown Citadel.
Looks like something from that horror movie The Thing
Now you can have your very own MELTED BABY BLANKET!
I got my wife a pillow of our baby's face and I specifically picked a photo of him looking as threatening as possible. Lol she hates it
Just normal afternoon in your average chaos cultist's family.
The stuff of nightmares....
hmm gotta tuck this idea away for future gag gifts
Yeah, sexy times on top of that just wouldn't.
Reminds me of The Thing
Where can I order one of these and get it before Mother’s Day? I have a grandma in-law that love to get of horrible canvas photo collages and need some pay back.
wow i got goosebumps from that...yikes
Human leather blanket (masterwork)
Art: Crawling Horror
Where's that onion video of moms getting the worst presents
My mom used to say that if I spilled soda on the rug I'd become the rug
Why does she look like she‘s smiling?
I guess this pic is fake. Probably its a green screen blanket. So its actually green. Ok thx
That method of showing off designs doesn’t really work with a lot of folds, so this is probably the real deal.
Its impressive that a baby managed to order a photo blanket at all
The Flesh That Hates
Wall of flesh in terraria
Reminds me of the film *Society*
give a mom the gift of her childs face mangled in infinitely different ways!
This is less CrappyDesign and more CreepyDesign. It looks exactly like how I'd imagine a blanket with a bunch of children's faces on it would look. If anything, I'm impressed how crisp the image is through the fabric.
Oh no the day broke
Gigyas that you?
Hope he’s not a biter
Wait, this isn't r/SyntheticNightmares
It looks like one of those blob monsters
Well this was a shitshow to see while off shrooms
I legit jumped back when I saw that shit!
gibbering mouther intensifies
It reminds me of [this Thee Oh Sees album cover](https://genius.com/albums/Oh-sees/Floating-coffin)
The one below the baby’s feet gives me nightmare