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Give Mom the gift of horror

Give Mom the gift of horror

JarvisDargon

All I see is teeth.


ifyouhaveany

Children's gappy teeth unnerve me so much.


F_Tosa

they're like the spiky teeth of gollum


Emergency-Anywhere51

what's "taters," Precious?


NoWorries124

PO TAY TOES!


F_Tosa

#POETAYTOES


fareastfarneman

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!


averagedickdude

BANG, BANG, THUD dead fish


TimeZarg

*so cold and nice for feet* *and all we wish* *is to catch a fish* *so juicy sweet*


einalem58

... i'll never see my toddler the same way.


F_Tosa

you mean your preciousss


Rambohagen

Ever see an 7 or 8 year old with a full set of baby teeth? It looks so wrong. Looks like the mouth is double spaced.


ifyouhaveany

Ever see an adult that never grew out of the gappy teeth phase? Eugh.


Elevated_Dongers

They are all enjoying wearing masks. That's like at least +3 attractiveness until the mask comes off


MisterDonkey

I worked with a guy that said he never lost his baby teeth. He did have a jacked up mouth. An x-ray would probably reveal a nightmarish image.


booknerd73

My ex-husband still has his baby teeth in his gums. For whatever reason he never got surgery for that. I'm sure there are reasons but he never told me why. It wasn't attractive BTW


the_good_bro

Wait, why did you date/marry him? Hasn't he had them for his entire life?


dapperpony

Probably less nightmarish than you think, I still have 4 baby teeth because the adult teeth never grew to replace them. So it’s not like there’s anything hiding under the gums an X-ray would reveal.


boopboopadoopity

In the US, dental care to get teeth corrected can cost thousands of dollars that many people just don't have - it's not like a phase they can "grow up" out of that they are choosing to do, it's a sad lack of coverage for dental care. :(


averagedickdude

I know a very cute girl that has a gap in her front teeth. She's honestly very cute.


ifyouhaveany

Yeah that's not what I meant.


averagedickdude

My bad then. What were you saying?


Uncivil_

I think they're talking about adults that still have big gaps between all their teeth like the kid in the OP


averagedickdude

Oh like dolphin teeth


Uncivil_

https://i.imgur.com/mKd3uzK.gif


Rate-Interesting

You people who obsess over other's appearances are the repulsive ones. Maybe you conform to conventional standards of "beauty", but if you think that makes you better than anyone else you're a fucking pathetic narcissist.


aliie_627

My toddler had to have his five top front teeth pulled because of other medical and developmental and sensory/feeding issues he has that created dental issues. Anyways they left his right Canine tooth in as a guide for when his big teeth come in. I love my kid to pieces and he is cute as can be but there is something so jarring and gives me a weird feeling in my stomach to see a not so babyish face smiling with just gums and one pointy tooth to the side. It also makes me feel bad even though this was totally unavoidable. Also the drooling since November has been wild. He's also start jutting his drooly mouth and chin out for kisses. Its a huge developmental thing but ugh wet kisses make me want to gag.


averagedickdude

Lol sorry, kids are a lot fun but the whole process is a wild ride. But who am I to say, both my babies have a full head of teeth.


aliie_627

Its really is wild but there is way more good than bad especially when they hug you and all that. At Least this is fixable and is happening at 3 and not 13 or as an adult. Just gotta be able to laugh at it cause its kinda ridiculous and they definitely don't clue you into any of these kinds of things. Like how do you make your kid feel loved and wanted while also not wanting to be slimed by their body fluids.


ifyouhaveany

"Mommy/daddy loves you very much but no kisses for at least another year, kiddo"


hal2000

After being shat on and pissed on, slobber is just fine.


hal2000

Ever seen an X-ray of a toddler mouth? It’s fuel for nightmares.


Sololop

Children~~'s gappy teeth~~ unnerve me so much.


jackFrostyx

I know right. People say children are so cute and all and that disney uses the baby archetype for their character but all I see is something I want to stay the heck away from.


averagedickdude

Imagine them biting your leg


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Dolphin teeth


Isgortio

Spaced out like this is sometimes a good indicator that their adult teeth won't be so crowded, which means braces may not be required. What gets me is when they lose their front two baby teeth but their giant adult teeth come in whilst they're still looking like very young children, so they have these giant bugs bunny teeth staring you in the face.


JetBlack1986

How unnerved you should be by baby teeth, depends on what sex you are. They razor sharp little things, when they first erupt. I'm not unnerved by them, but I'm a male. If I had to risk my nipples to them,...........they'd scare the hell out of me, I'm sure.


deadkennedysrock

Teeth and eyeballs


MungTao

Your ability to identify them and be creeped out/afraid of them have increased your ancestors chance of survival to pass those traits on to you.


Sh4dowBe4rd

Gibbering Mouther


daniunicorn

I thought the same


elguerodiablo

Jesus the fucking bottom of that thing is a whatever the r/trypophobia for teeth is paradise.


serendipitousevent

Well then you’re missing out on the degloved skin!


hwaite

Directed by John Carpenter.


TheScienceGiant

Executive Producer David Cronenberg


steinmastermeister

The Cronenblanket


timisher

Written by Clive Barker


monstrinhotron

Animated by DeepDream.


chicken_N_ROFLs

BURN IT CHILDS! DO IT!


OldSchooler22

Since its a family setting... Mom says she wants the flamethrower! What? Thats what she said, now run!


inthemode01

I just showed up to say this. Kudos.


dasredditnoob

Mom- "When you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH"


FriendlyDisorder

Hmm... i was thinking maybe Quentin Tarantino. Kill Billy


ScipioLongstocking

If it was feet then it would be Tarantino.


MatStrikesBack

Creepy. At least with Nicolas Cage faces it would be funny.


I_have_the_P0WER

Thank you for the gift idea


howardkinsd

r/CreepyDesign


Pokemaster_Dude

This sub is a [blessing](https://www.reddit.com/r/creepydesign/comments/bxf2h3/its_watching_me_everytime_i_go_to_mc_donalds/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


sillysideofthecorn

I’ve got a Nicolas Cage pillow


dailysunshineKO

r/onetruegod


Lordborgman

Nic Cage would be my second choice, I totally thought this was a [Tom Cruise thing.](https://i0.wp.com/www.heyuguys.com/images/2010/07/tom-cruise.jpg)


ObiShaneKenobi

r/morbidreality


Tchinka

r/Lovecraft


belthazubel

Roll Sanity.


allislies

Yes, I do love to craft. Thanks for a new cheerful sub to follow.


Padhome

I can't wait to post my non-euclidian macrame! :3


online_barbecue

I had one of these made for my wife haha. It’s just one HUGE picture of my face but with one of those photos you weren’t ready to take lol. I have one eye open, a snarling nose, and my teeth sticking out. I was mid sneeze.


edgedaughter

Lmao nice gift


mattso113

Do you remember where you ordered it? My wife’s birthday is coming up and that would be the perfect gift lol


online_barbecue

I think it was shutterfly? There are a lot of sites! I had a coupon and it came out to like $15 so even as a gag gift, worth 100%. I order stuff with photos all the time lol. It's so funny to just give someone a gift with a dumb photo. They always love it and if your family is like mine they will use it too haha. I gave my brother a shirt with his photo on it (a funny one lmao) and it had a caption that says "MUSCLE BEACH THIS WAY". So funny and he wears it all the time.


[deleted]

I must rewatch Society


Crunch_Berry_Supreme

It's the Shunting quilt


Velinder

Yeah, I miss the artistry of Screaming Mad George. I'm just confused by the notion that moms can't be into flesh-melding body horror. There's a rather obvious reason why this genre is popular with female horror fans.


DrinksBeerWritesCode

I think this was featured in "Doom 2".


chicken_N_ROFLs

Haha yeah I’ve seen that texture model before


biznatch11

[...kill...me...](https://i.imgur.com/OHv85ob.jpg)


El_Zarco

https://imgur.com/0SZgPjP.jpg


Darktidemage

https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/c/f/cf332d62-0eaf-43dc-982f-31460da2872e.jpg?1559591705


Illithid-Soyboy

Gibbering Mouther


SolomonBlack

It's a Shoggoth you casual.


Nightwolfj2

A fellow dungeon delver I see.


tideshark

First thing I thought as well!


pearomatic

This is good, but if they just had eyes and teeth, they could fit way more eyes and teeth on there.


BrochachoYT

Doom wall texture


AvatarJuan

those always freaked me out


t4966

What is this abomination


a_greasy_queef

it’s from the Leatherface collection


mikenice1

I read this as abortion and it's still correct.


LincolnHosler

A blanket version of the Ugly Shirt, use it in public to mess with facial recognition systems.


John_Q_Public07

Give mom the gift of clinical counseling


Lord_neah

Not enough fire in hell to purge this abomination


Cleverbird

Its The Thing!


hazbaz1984

My first thought too.


PBrenz

https://i.postimg.cc/qB8DmFYW/39d952f.jpg Straight out of the darkest parts of my brain


thetwistedvortex12

made from 100% real flesh


vacationbeard

Aphex Twin approves


Drew707

My sister got me one of these with a large closeup picture of my cat. Girlfriend hates it because she thinks his pink nose looks like a vagina. It is now always turned around so she can't see him.


Mailohamster

ok just as i thought it couldn't get any worse i see that i hate myself


elguerodiablo

Y u do dis?


Mailohamster

i saw far to much internet and i only used it for like 7 minutes


elguerodiablo

It do be like dat sometimez


Mailohamster

ur right thx :3


u-moeder

Carrion


[deleted]

[удалено]


Epictigergirl101

Ahhh the good ol’ wall of flesh 😂


bakejarry

This looks like a bad acid trip


OriginalMrMuchacho

The Thing after absorbing a day care centre.


Noriaki_Catyoin

That shit looks like the doom 2 level ending stuff


jakeyounglol1

what? this is perfect!


Think-of-a-name11

Look on the bottom right everyone.


oblmov

WALL25_1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xhs0Gk7E-U8


zozo1022

immediately thought of that


Ophidahlia

Shoggoth: The Blanket. Now with 20% more gibbering, toothy mouths!


doublemint6

Ah! The Cronenberg blanket, every mom who loves her hell spawn wants one.


TaftsTummyforTaxes

“Mother, why have you forsaken me? “


HerbertWest

Gibbering Mouthers are terrifying!


Mister-Seer

That looks purely intentional


Fallentitan98

Fabius Bile wore it better


qubedView

Feels like the screen at the end of each level of Doom II.


mrcartminez

Janet?


Lockenhart

Chernobyl


MrKittySavesTheWorld

It's just an incoherent mass of flesh and teeth.


VideoGamerEgor

giygas is for real


Crepreite

"This blanket is sponsored by baby-flesh .co"


N3R37H05

What is this, Doom 3?


puppynight10

That is my nightnare.


ExistingKindaSucks

Baby’s are fucking creepy but this.... is just torture


assasan_cat

I fear no man but that thing.... It scares me


-BoardsOfCanada-

New Doom wall texture just dropped


Someone9339

Again, it's not crappy design just because you don't like it


KaptainChunk

I got the same blanket for my girlfriend but with a photo of her dog, it’s amazing, and very soft.


hazbaz1984

I think it’s because it’s creepy af. And makes the childs face look like The Thing from John Carpenters The Thing. One big child face would probably be better.


sweeney669

Wrong. This is hilarious.


hazbaz1984

Of course it’s hilarious. To us. But just imagine it staring at you from the foot of the bed....


sweeney669

I can! That’s why I want to find a good picture of my new nephew and make this for my sister + BiL 😂😂


NateMayhem

It’s a personalized gift. Its intended purpose was to make that specific woman happy, which it clearly has. Not crappy design.


46yoSoCalWhiteGuy

She's an actor yo


text_fish

You're fun.


NateMayhem

You know man, I just liked it here a lot more when it was about design. Now it’s just another heavily-botted pile-on sub. Take care.


somuchfunmydood

State of reddit these days. Unpopular opinions are full of popular opinions, every sub has gone political and the mob runs it all


9XEZnsUceH

You’re right though


PrincessFuckFace2You

I'm obsessed with my kids and unironically like this so I don't think I count.


howardkinsd

r/SplitFaced


jonmpls

Horrifying


Dangles4Dayss

This is scary


[deleted]

The one in the bottom right is a thing of horror


SectionMore

I feel like your wife is Tom Cruise with long hair


SevenZee

This actually spooked me while I was scrolling through my feed, I jumped when this showed up 😂


histar6457

My mom is shocked by this picture!


Mattrockj

Teeth... it’s just- the teeth...


SteffenStrange666

Like something out of The Thing.


gracewhitmore

Nightmare fuel.


woshuaaa

wall of flesh?


Stardrop177

TIHI


SluggJuice

Doom’s moving wall of faces


faerieprincee

Looks like that abomination boss from Ice Crown Citadel.


McSquidgypants

Looks like something from that horror movie The Thing


BecomeARealHuman

Now you can have your very own MELTED BABY BLANKET!


stupidrobots

I got my wife a pillow of our baby's face and I specifically picked a photo of him looking as threatening as possible. Lol she hates it


t0sca3193

Just normal afternoon in your average chaos cultist's family.


yearofthesponge

The stuff of nightmares.... hmm gotta tuck this idea away for future gag gifts


ThanklessTask

Yeah, sexy times on top of that just wouldn't.


narrow_octopus

Reminds me of The Thing


waytoolatetothegame

Where can I order one of these and get it before Mother’s Day? I have a grandma in-law that love to get of horrible canvas photo collages and need some pay back.


Bold_danish

wow i got goosebumps from that...yikes


craylash

/r/lisathepainfulrpg


YulianXD

Human leather blanket (masterwork) Art: Crawling Horror


dMage

Where's that onion video of moms getting the worst presents


Invalad_Salad

My mom used to say that if I spilled soda on the rug I'd become the rug


Niuzina

Why does she look like she‘s smiling? I guess this pic is fake. Probably its a green screen blanket. So its actually green. Ok thx


Aldeberuhn

That method of showing off designs doesn’t really work with a lot of folds, so this is probably the real deal.


Trextoasty

Its impressive that a baby managed to order a photo blanket at all


thepronooboi

r/GTBAE


dark_hypernova

The Flesh That Hates


GabiWasab1

Wall of flesh in terraria


bmbmbb2

Reminds me of the film *Society*


Stiigma66

r/oddlyterrifying


yumesquid

give a mom the gift of her childs face mangled in infinitely different ways!


Claytonbigsbys

Titan blanket


Pixi829

Absolutely hideous!!!!!


LevTheRed

This is less CrappyDesign and more CreepyDesign. It looks exactly like how I'd imagine a blanket with a bunch of children's faces on it would look. If anything, I'm impressed how crisp the image is through the fabric.


Mr-LEGO2

Oh no the day broke


Mr-LEGO2

Oh no the day broke


BigGaybowser69

Gigyas that you?


timbobillybob

Hope he’s not a biter


desu38

Wait, this isn't r/SyntheticNightmares


Bruh_is_woke

It looks like one of those blob monsters


deejay-the-dj

Well this was a shitshow to see while off shrooms


temple-name-is-Lois

I legit jumped back when I saw that shit!


Bryplodocus

gibbering mouther intensifies


NatStr9430

It reminds me of [this Thee Oh Sees album cover](https://genius.com/albums/Oh-sees/Floating-coffin)


wafflezcol

The one below the baby’s feet gives me nightmare