My brother 😂 I'm screwed
Hey I've seen this one before
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But is it the first time?
Will it be their last?
Hope he screws you well
This man doesnt objectify women he objectifies MEN. SEXISM IS DEFEATED
Just another dick in the wall
Uhhh sometimes being an American and having guns everywhere is not that great after all
"I'm a boutta pull out the trigger"
A bath towel.....I can make that work
I guess technically my sister counts as a person so that might not be the right answer to this question
For christs sake. It's your sister man. Of course she counts
In Islam.. yes it is /s
If you treat women like objects put yo hands up!
Enough talking about women's rights
Can we talk about the wrongs now?
It's a vibrator so I'm very screwed, in a good way 😄
Be ready for shock waves
Welp, left hand. First time for everything I guess....
or is it? 😏
A chainsaw, damn!! I'm DED
Electrical power board outlet - going to be electrifying...
It's my sink, And it has garbage disposal
Gonna be a nasty one
Never tried with my left hand, but I will make it work.
My girlfriend's best friend. I'm probably already screwed
Only if you are lucky.
Then you both start dating and ditch your girlfriend
A chair, wont be the first time.
Hol up whaaa!
I'm not sure how a wall is going to work.
Laptop. I’ve mostly been using my phone the last few years but eh alright im browsing incognito already
There is nothing to my left... I can't even get it in a hypothetical scenario... honestly man I give up.
I’m okay, but the stranger here next to me on the train may well be displeased.
Actually a blender
nothing on my left, sounds about right, aint screwing anything anytime soon
Laptop. I mean, at least MLP is already playing.
My laptop? Technically it's already the only thing I'm having sex with.
My wife is going to hate this...
I'm refusing to class my dog as an object so I'm going for a red hot cup of tea instead.
Yes I would rather scald the skin off my cock than roger the dog.
A true gentleman
Blankets, great to dry hump
Does my wife count as an object? I know she really is not an object but the an earplug can't do the trick...
A standing ashtray…well it has a hole so why not.prob don’t fit though
I’m ok with that because it’s my bedfellow.
A bong so shouldn’t be too bad
First of all, don't call my wife an object, second of all she's on the phone to her parents right now
….a bag of salad croutons…the chaffing.
Guess the alarm clocks gonna get it then 🤣
Poor clock i hope it tickles
Didn't even buy me dinner (well breakfast)🤣
and ruined your sleep too
Public train seat here i cum!!!
Well the damage is prolly not new for that poor seat
My bed? Never gone in raw, but I'm game
My blanket. Sounds like a win
My math HW 👀
>!That's a tough nut!<
Be careful you don't get a compound fraction but tell its who's boss be the denominator
I must have mistaken what the OP meant by how screwed are you
My dog. The wife is going to get upset...
Art of zoo
My cat .. my dick will know the ‘murder claws’
They are called murder mittens
Huh https://imgur.com/a/hmj9P6L I guess i'll manage...
Some raw chicken. I can make something happen.
One of those Old-Time Gentlemen's Hats, like the ones Laurel and Hardy used to wear.
My closet door...? I'm not sure I'm capable... The splinters you see...
How do you fuck a blanket?
So, either I'm fucking a pillow or a fan...
a dog toy that has batterues inside it
B A T T E R Y C U M
One of my dogs...
Can of Monster energy… ouch…
Jokes on you, it’s a screwdriver
No, I’m not going Steve-O with these hot wheels on my wall.
Guess im riding my pillow
I don't think the air conditioner is attracted to me in the same way.
iPad mini. Appropriately sized
Oh no, my poor camera
A bag of chili cheese nachos. It would be worse.