Without saying the name, what’s your favorite video game?
By - aVanLifer
Finish the fight...
Thank god someone said it I’ve been looking for like 10 minutes
big fucking ape and his kid go on an adventure to get their bananas back lmfao
edit: my apologies, i have been informed that the ape's companion is not his kid, i apologise for the false information
Happy feet, wombo combo
That ain't Falco
That ain't Falc-oH OH OHH OHHHH OHHH
WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT?
GET YO ASS WHOOPED! GET YO ASS WHOOPED!
You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
Majora's Mask. I'm currently playing the original one and it is amazing.
"This is my grandson. ...Erm, what's his name again?"
Its Blue, prof.
"That's right! I remember! His name is Blue! ...Stop looking at me like that! I'm not senile! Now...Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?"
A lady insults you while you enter and exit holes
Russian man goes through Russian tunnels with Russian guns. Eventually he goes through Russian not tunnels, but still with Russian guns.
Guns, guns, and more guns
"Don't die, I need your business"
"Goodbye, friend! If you shop anywhere else, I'll have you killed!"
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon.
He's well protected.
"Devotion inspires bravery. Bravery inspires sacrifice. Sacrifice leads to death.
So, feel free to kill yourself."
Motherlode, testingcheatsenabled true, sul sul.
Stop washing your dishes in the bathroom sink!
The stairs to my desk were occupied so I threw the food on the floor, pissed myself, and gave in to starvation
I got a full ass fridge but I’m starving.
“Somewhere….. beyond the sea”
Would you kindly...
A man chooses. A slave obeys.
I prefer to say that there's always a man and there's always a lighthouse
Space mechanic becomes a space exterminator
This could be Dead Space or Factorio honestly
Working intensely on one corner of the map and then noticing the red warning triangle blinking in your inventory bar
“50 objects destroyed”
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?
92 is half way to 99
I miss that game. Haven't played it in god knows how long now but certainly don't want to start that addiction again!
Fear the old blood
By the gods...fear it Laurence.
"Ahh, you were at my side, all along... My true mentor... My guiding moonlight..."
There it is. Bloodborne.
My line was going to be “Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt”
Welcome home, good hunter.
A boy, a jingoisitc patriot, a mysterious man, a black scottish man, a huge russian guy, a texan, a german madman, an australian walking piss factory and a frenchman all fight for a briefcase, a bomb or some gravel
"What are you, president of his fan club?"
No... In fact, that would be your mother!
Trinkets, odds and ends that sort of thing
Woah woah woah, watch the magic
Oh, hey, what's up Belethor?
Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures.
Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?
Ohh a little of this, a little of that.
My cousins out fighting dragons and what do I get?
Heard they're reforming the dawnguard
Vampire hunters or something. Near the old fort past Riften.
"I'd sell my sister if I had one."
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll
A bunch of toxic kids bashing eachothers heads with a rock *on the beach*
Squids getting murdered by paint rollers
My job title is to slay monsters and I can have all the sex since I'm sterile.
How about a round of gwent?
You are filled with determination
What the hell kind of name is Soap?
Edit: Thanks for the awards, most generous strangers!
Damn, you're ugly
How ya like that silver?!
A storm, damnit.
Edit: also PAM PAM PARAAAM
Place of power. It's gotta be
[Put the baby in the oven.]
That was one of the hardest missions was fucked the first time playing it; one of few times I had to stop to think about a timed decision.
Come on Roach
Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai
Stabby Stabby parkour
edit: >!Assassin's Creed, never actually played Mirror Edge, Dishonoured is great, but *obviously* stabby Stabby magic parkour as someone in the comments said!<
Mine is "Stabby stabby parkour... with a virus"
Hunting down Lovecraftian horrors, eventually becoming one yourself.
I paid a billionaire raccoon to drop me in the middle of a random island with two other strangers, but it's okay because he let me make all the important choices about developing the island
"Yahaha! You found me!"
My sister has collected all the seeds three times. I liked the game and all, but good grief. Finding all the shrines was enough to fulfill my completionist urges.
Three times? I am happy that i did it once. It took way too long. And i used a map with all the locations on it.
Tactical espionage action
“What was that noise?”
Human leather hats.
Death by squirrel.
Edit: I'm slightly scared that I'm getting Wholesome awards for a comment that references tanning human skins.
Eating without a table is a war crime.
My reaction to the 'You are stranded in your favorite videogame, what's your reaction?' post the other day:
god of war?
Farming, mining, fishing, and showing off the mayor’s purple shorts at the festival.
Damn it, Marnie, answer the door!
Where tf are you Marnie, I need a cow.
Marnie, my animals are cold and starving. The hay harvest this year wasn't great and I need to buy some of yours. MARNIE, WHY POST HOURS OF BUSINESS IF YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WORK!?
>Farming, mining, fishing
Oh hey, RuneScape
> Mayor's purple shorts
Nevermind, it's Stardew
“Goddamnit I should really build more iridium sprinklers”
Just one more turn....
Sounds like civ
my words are backed by nuclear weapons!
Go home, Gandhi, you're drunk.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Gotta have lots of energy to follow that train
FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!
Man literally too angry to die, while fighting against an evil army who killed his rabbit.
Doom eternal/some other doom games
Well yes, basically you can say that to every doom game.
I crashlanded on this planet and want to leave. I guess I'll make the machines build the rocket for me then. A lot. Of. Machines... And then some.
Edit: I've heard about most games you folks mentioned, but only played Factorio. I also know most of those games have a similar idea, at least in the concept. However, I didn't want to be too obvious and also have people think, so... I guess I'll make myself an exit of "it can be anything that means to you"? ... Well, I'll write more replies when I reach my computer, my phone is pulling my hair out with barely functioning touch.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Edit: Thanks for the awards!
You take a sip from your trusty vault-13 canteen
FO:NV has stopped working
\*clicks on End Process*
Big iron…. Big iroooooooon
"Just one more score and we're going to Tahiti, Arthur!"
I HAVE A PLAN!!!
A god. Damned. PLANNNN
Have some faith Arthur! We only need two things, Money and faith.
HAVE A LITTLE FAITH ARTHUR
Rootin' Tootin' Cowboy Shooting 2 (from the makers of Stealy Wheely Automobiley)
You're alright boah
We just need money
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE MUNEH, DUTCH
Hey there, mister!
Blonde kid sails the seas to save his sister.
Windwaker has a place in my heart. Love the art style.
“Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”
Italian plumber commits mass murder in order to save some girl he likes.
Yee yee ass haircut
I can hear this comment
The three part series that lets you fuck aliens while you are saving the galaxy
Can this thread wait a bit? I'm a little busy with some calibrations.
"I'm Commander Sheppard and this is my favourite comment on this Reddit thread."
I'm playing legendary edition pretty much in one loong continuous playthrough for the last month, and it might honestly be the best video game experience I've ever had. The story, the characters, and the gameplay, I have never found another thing like them.
There's always a lighthouse.
Bring us the girl and wipe away the debt.
Welcome aboard, captain. All systems online.
O X Y G E N
CALORIE INTAKE RECOMMENDED
That games has left me emotionally scarred. I hate the ocean so much. Can't wait to plays sub zero
Italian American Plumbers cosplay across 8 worlds to goad giant tyrannical turtle into plummeting to his defeat.
Nyeh heh heh
Side note: I love how we all just kinda collectively agreed that Papyrus sounds like Skeletor.
If you’re a skeleton that tries too hard to be the antagonist and say “Nyeh heh heh”, you will absolutely sound like Skeletor in everyone’s mind
Prepare to die... Just don't go hollow
Lol mine was gonna be “YOU DIED.”
Nobody saying plin plin plon?
Try tongue, but hole.
Praise the sun!
"Hey Niko. Want to go bowling?"
Naked child cries various tears and poops on floor.
Binding of Isaac!
Man in big hoodie stabs people.
Hey you, you’re finally awake!
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked straight into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy :)
We’re all brothers in binds now theif
Edit: I love all LoZ games but I was particularly thinking of Ocarina of Time. Also thank you for the awards! My highest comment is my best spelling of words from a boy who doesn't talk lol
Hahaha that is the best Link impression ever
Umbrella Corp is not a good company
Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.
The cutest puzzle game you’ll never be able to finish on your own.
It takes two
Every time I try to climb something, it rains…
Breath of the wild?
You evolve creatures from cells all the way up to space, then you fight a xenophobic cyborg empire and claim a magic staff from a talking UFO.
Cut off their limbs.
"rat plague" "High Overseer Campbell"
love that game, can't wait to buy Dishonored 2
I also love it, played every game but only completed on good ending, maybe I should play again but go bad
Man walks around forest talking to lady on walkie talkie.
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?
Burn life's house down with the lemons!!
All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.