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rule

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exploringoceans

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omega_oof

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__Kfish

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omega_oof

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Low-Effort-Poster

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Tropotopolis

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foolishjoshua

u/cum


Red_Local_Edgelord

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valmainbaby

Here picture: reddit.com Boop beep boop I am robt


The_Real_Zora

Fuck you.


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[удалено]


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exploringoceans

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exploringoceans

why did I say cum 29 times


toaster-boi

Wait


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toaster-boi

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maglev-whale

I've gonna test this on myself


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smellibelli

I also wanna know bby


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TurboniumAlt

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TurboniumAlt

the nword was from me mentioning someone I swear


Rafamemegamer

Ight nigga.


TurboniumAlt

It was u/n****bigpenis but I think he got banned for obvious reasons


sahilsidhu2

🤔


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ITakeYoSpork

Ight my turn


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Pakunrex

Same


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exploringoceans

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BlazerGun02

Isn't being pro-lockdown the opposite of liberalism?


outofthecoral

Yeah but the people who think their opponents are liberals don't know that and this is a parody of those people


BlazerGun02

Oh I thought the first line was an actual post and the second half was edited


aidanpg04

Fuck me, I can never escape the fucking dream smp can I.


Trumpigator38

Conservative logic: Liberals aren't talking about this completely random scenario I made up and the dangers of it, but they won't stop talking about a global pandemic that has killed more in the US in one year than WW2 did in four years. HoW stUpID cAN thEy bE


banglodius

did you just actually take this very obvious joke seriously?


Trumpigator38

No, I know this post is a joke, but I'm poking fun at the people who are actually like this.


SubSharp

Bruh.


[deleted]

I think you didn't understood the joke


squiddy555

Well anvils have very low infectivity, and they tend to kill faster then they can infect. Also if you don’t see it coming it’s your fault


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grtrevor

Glad to see that piss and shit are my top two


xfritz5375

Where does the 100% death rate come from? I don’t believe this ever happened, so I don’t think this is accurate. If we don’t have any evidence, how do we know its true? I’m an empiricist btw


AssaNassa

Covids mortality rate is .2% according to the CDC. It’s virtually harmless to anyone under 60... Call me a retard but this lockdown will go down as one of humanities greatest hysteria’s over a nothing burger


FlatwormHefty9366

Amogus


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


ambvv

joe mamma


grtrevor

Old people don’t matter. Mortality rates also rise as hospitals become overrun. It’s also not just a case of live or die. People are seeing long lasting affects of infection.


AssaNassa

Same mortality rate and spread as swine flu. Also long lasting effects my ass. Any scientific study worth a shit knows claiming long lasting effects for a virus that’s been around for a year is dogshit


thesocialistfern

[Covid is probably about 3 times deadlier and two times more contagious than the swine flu](https://informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/the-microbescope-infectious-diseases-in-context/). It is approximately as contagious as the Spanish flu. And yes, we don't know about the long term effects of the virus, that's kind of the problem. While the data isn't particularly good, there are some estimates that up to [one third](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/long-covid#diagnosis) of people diagnosed with mild COVID symptoms have some side effects six months later. Are these temporary, but long lasting? Are they permanent? We have no idea. It seems better to play it safe.


AssaNassa

Yass queen. Play it safe!!!!! Make sure half the country lose their jobs and starve to death all so 93 year old nana and perfectly healthy 400 pound micheal get to live another miserable year :D. While we are at it let’s double no TRIPLE mask ourselves, and not allow people to get the bare minimum of social contact with family and friends!!!! That way wholesome suicides, and poggers depression sky rocket to extreme levels!!! So epic forcing a social species to spend all day inside for long periods of time! And if ANYONE questions this rhetoric let’s cancel them 👏 and make sure they lose their jobs so that they can’t survive in this stupid lockdown!No criticism of the new normal, that would be so disgusting, and dangerous. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to spend 16 hours in my house doing nothing but jerking off and eating, while doxxing hardworking Americans who are fed up with this shit. I’m sure this isn’t fundamentally retarded in every way imaginable.


Cidyl-Xech

nice Jerma985 twitch chat message


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AssaNassa

I know I saw ass a lot, but this puts a smile on my face


robots914

You're confusing your statistics. COVID-19 deaths over total *US population* is 0.15%. COVID-19 deaths over total *cases* is 1.8% (which is lower than the actual mortality rate, since the number of cases includes people who still have it and haven't gotten better or died yet). It's very harmful to anyone with a weakened immune system, which can happen as a result of many different diseases and treatments. And even people who don't die of COVID-19 can suffer organ damage and other long-term complications. It is misleading and dangerous to go around misrepresenting the statistics like that and calling a virus that kills almost 1 in 50 of the people it infects "virtually harmless." Let me ask you something: if you were immunocompromised and would have a high risk of dying from COVID-19, if it was your life on the line, would you still be against lockdowns? Would you be willing to martyr yourself for the good of the economy? If you could end the lockdowns now, but it meant you'd spend the next six weeks drowning in your own fluids in a hospital bed before ultimately dying, would you do it? If you would not, you have no right to demand the same sacrifice of others.


AssaNassa

I’d die. It’s nature. If i’m weak i’m weak. I wouldn’t want an entire nation to fucking shut down.


robots914

So that also means you wouldn't seek medical treatment? Appeal to nature is the dumbest fucking argument. Nature wants to kill us. Humanity has spent the last 300,000 years doing everything we can to overcome nature. And there are a lot of ways that humanity's creations have kept you alive in spite of it. Why is COVID-19 where you draw the line? If you genuinely believe that it's wrong for humanity to thwart nature when it tries to kill us, you should be starving naked in the woods right now. Edit: Also, what branch of the military are you serving in? If you're actually willing to sacrifice your life for your country's economic interests, you should be in the military. If you're not, then I have a very hard time believing that you actually feel that way, and I'd be more inclined to think that you actually just want to sacrifice *other* people's lives for *your own* interests.


elementgermanium

You’re a psychopath